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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*beckons over*
*bodypops*
*smiles*
*fashions a rudimentary chair*
*sits*
*is smug*

Show us some *actions*

edit: *HOME SWEET HOME*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:54, 107 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
*furiously masturbates*

*ejaculates all over No3l*

*walks off smiling*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
*Saunters over*
*smiles*
*walks across the floor*
*bellyflops*
*dusts off front of shirt*

I meant to do that.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:18, Reply)
*tastes*
*spits*
*raises eyebrow*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:21, Reply)
*licks fingertips
*smoothes eyebrows
*pukes
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
*shimmies*
.
*launches into full burlesque routine*

*falls over*

*clutches sprained ankle*

I didn't mean that. Damn these shoes!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:50, Reply)
*listens to music*
*gets the beat*
*starts groovin'*
*starts flailing around like Peter Garrett on speed*
*gets tackled by people who shove phenobarbitol down my throat and try to keep me from swallowing my tongue*
*explains to the EMTs that I'm not really an epileptic*
*sulks*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:53, Reply)
*spots EMTs attending to the Loon*
.
*waves furiously*

*demands an ice pack for ankle*

*searches bag for health insurance card*

*gives up and slips them a twenty*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:55, Reply)
*shmooshes in*
*tries to shimmie*
*fails due to arthritic hip*

*trips over TWW*

Aw, fuck it, never could dance anyway....

Is it too early for a glass of wine?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:57, Reply)
*passes ice pack to TWW*
Here you go chuck....

Want some red wine too? It's anti-inflammatory ;o)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:59, Reply)
has I done my first thread-bork?
BORK BORK BORK!

(In Swedish chef accent)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:04, Reply)
*puts funk record on*
*shakes hips*
*spins round with gunslinging fingers*
*imagines dancing with Uma Thurman*
*crashes into wardrobe*
*realises the neighbours are looking and hides*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)
*accepts wine from Tourettes*
.
*raises glass*

Cheers, m'dear.

*downs in one*

*gets up and shimmies flails wildly*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:11, Reply)
*rolls on floor like Smash robot*
*tries to tice Lost out of wardrobe with cake*

*waits patiently for DG to return from Asda with more wine*

*crawls off for a poo*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:14, Reply)
*grins*
*shakes head slowly*
*wants alcohol*
*abstains*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:20, Reply)
*performs meatcopter towards No31*
*shakes booty at Al*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:25, Reply)
hang on No3L
DG will be back shortly with wine.
Or, I can offer you ouzo for now?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:25, Reply)
hang on, Tourettes
DG's at Asda? Unsupervised? I hope they don't sell Daleks .....

*ducks*

*wiggles*

*shakes booty*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:30, Reply)
they probably do at this time of year
I'll bet he's in the toy aisle as we type...

FFS :-S
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:33, Reply)
*Saunters in*
*notices the good looking guys hanging around*

*flips open another button on the blouse*

*looks coy*

*realises she couldn't look coy if she tried*

*remembers she's old*

*buttons up blouse*

*walks off to find some knitting*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:38, Reply)
*Slides in sideways*
*Flashes smouldering look at de laydeeez*

*Sashays across floor meaningfully*

*Trips over dog*

*Gets up as if nothing has happened*

*Collects drink*

Evening all. To answer the WeeWitch, no, I haven't been in the toy aisle at Asda.

Mainly because the toy aisle in our branch is spectacularly unimpressive.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:46, Reply)
Aaaw poor DG
no good toys at Asda? Ours is pretty impressive at this time of year .... but then I've never actually looked for Daleks.

*is only typing during the adverts 'cos Doctor Who is on Watch at the moment*

mmmm, David Tennant.

*slides off seat*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:51, Reply)
Ours is a bit shit in that department
The toy aisle consists of a couple of shelves with a few item of cheap tat on them, cos it's a small branch. But we're getting a *big one* soon.

*Excites*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:57, Reply)
Oh hell, man...
if you want a GOOD toy store, check THIS out. I believe I could spend a month's salary in there and only get started... add in this and I would be in serious trouble!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)
Well, poor Sarah Jane has just been dumped again
but hey, she should have seen that coming ....

I'm enjoying them more this time 'cos I know when the 'jumpy' bits are coming so I don't shit meself half as much.

Ooo, a big Asda ... we've got a choice of big Asda, a big Tesco or a medium sized Morrisons. And I can still come home without the toilet roll.

*shakes head at signs of early senility*

Edit: Loon, I'm a bit disappointed. I expected I love horses ...
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)
*is off teh booze for a week*
*considers rolling a happy fag*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)
Don't knock Jameco!
Between those two places I think I could build some of the coolest shit EVAR! Only I would go bankrupt in the process...
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:06, Reply)
Hello folks
Killing time before my quiz evening.

Nice bit of Monster Magnet on in the background:)

How's everyone this evening?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:14, Reply)
Good thanks BK, good.
How the breville are you?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:17, Reply)
*sasheys back in*
Evening all

*spins round*

*makes trigger fingers*

*wiggles hips*

*wiggles eyebrows*

*winks*

*moonwalks*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:21, Reply)
Evening BK
how be you?

Loon, I couldn't even begin to imagine the 'stuff' you could build... the question is, would the earth survive?

edit: Al! Cool moves .....

*boogies*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:21, Reply)
*backs into TWW*

*gyrates*

*sings "Livin' On A Prayer*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:23, Reply)
Hey TWW, No3L and al!
I'm good thanks. Had a decent day at work and only a couple of sleep til I'm heading London-ward again. Woo!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:26, Reply)
I'm jealous about the bash :(
but I've got kiddo from Thursday so it's all good. Junior Eurovision FTW!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:32, Reply)
Hi guys
Just a quickie as I'm off to my Tai-Chi class soon.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:33, Reply)
Evening All
And how are we today?

I've got to get up and go to work tomorrow!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:34, Reply)
*hobbles back in*
*notices al's hot moves*

*swoons*

*falls over in a frenzy with tongue on the floor*

*has to step outside for some fresh air*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:34, Reply)
*moves to other side of Al*
.
*gyrates*

*swivels hips til it hurts*

*joins Tourettes outside for some 'fresh air'*

On a completely unrelated note, I'm getting a bit hungry. Snack suggestions? I'm leaning towards cheese on toast ...
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:37, Reply)
*quickies*
Well, I've got work to do!

*knuckles down*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:37, Reply)
Evenin' Mrs Bin & Mrs ( . )( . )
* nearly trips over Tourette's tongue *
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)
So I was only booked to work this afternoon
so I was sleeping in.

Anyway, at about 7:30 my phone rang and a school was asking if I could come in for the morning.

Bollocks to that I thought and turned it down claiming I was working, and carried on sleeping.

I've just realised that I would have earned £80.
I won't get out of bed for £80!!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:43, Reply)
@Mrs Bin
I wouldn't get IN bed for less than £80.

*is high class*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
@ Blouse
I saw you edit that second bit on:D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:50, Reply)
I have to shoot off now
* reverse-moonwalks to the door *

* blows a kiss *

@Mrs L: You could start a career as a professional bed-leaver.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:51, Reply)
@Beekers
It's hard to ninja edit when you've washing to hang up.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:53, Reply)
@ BGB
That's fair enough:)

I've just got my packing out the way for this weekend. I'm helping lusty bake cakes on Thursday night. I'll end up like 5 year-old on e-numbers covered in dough and icing!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:57, Reply)
@Beekers
E's are good
E's are good
Ebeneezer Good!


*raves*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)
@ BGB
*big fishes*

*little fishes*

*cardboard boxes*

:D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 19:59, Reply)
Packing for this weekend...
A sound idea, if I hadn't left my sleeping bag at Mum's like a complete numpty.

Hi all! Still, I can get away with changes of clothing, my airbed and some blankets I guess.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:00, Reply)
@ PB
I'm sure you'll be too pissed to care!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:03, Reply)
@ BK
More than likely, I suspect. Oh, and whilst it may be a little early, I'll just drop this link here:

christmaschebacca.ytmnd.com/

No doubt the /talkers would get all annoyed and tell me to piss off with it.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:04, Reply)
There's a new headline, there's a new sensation.
*electric boogaloo*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:13, Reply)
@Pistonbroke
That was lovely and really got me in the Chrimbo spirit.

*goes to dig out her tinsel*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:13, Reply)
*pops*

*robots*

*chickens*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:14, Reply)
No problem BGB
It's nearly that time, isn't it? Incidentally, drink driving is a lot of fun, I heartily recommend it!

With the caveat that you keep it to the dodgems and don't endanger people.

Yes BK, I'm still on about the dodgems, I enjoyed them that much.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:15, Reply)
I love dodgems
If I could, I'd Dodgem every day.

*dodgems*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:19, Reply)
DUI is no small matter.
A good friend of mine got pulled for that and spent a night in jail this past weekend. Startling as she's a 60 year old widow and is not in the habit of doing such things...

EDIT: And WTF is up with "Chrimbo"? Do you lot have some sort of inborn difficulty with using the standard words like "Christmas"? It's the same number of syllables, people!

*goes away muttering about "brekker"*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:20, Reply)
What were traffic police
doing at a fun fair? What a bunch of killjoys.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:20, Reply)
@ Loon
I don't even have a driving license so you wouldn't catch me behind the wheel of a car. Dodgems on the other hand... anytime.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)
Oh get into the crimbo spirit Loon

*sprinkles festive cheer over the big grumpy lumberjack*

But we don't say brekker, we say brekky.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:25, Reply)
Oh yeah
Brekky, bevvy, cuppa, driving on the left... oh those crazy Brits!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)
Lets all wish the Loon a Happy Thanksgiving.
Yay!

I know it's not till Thursday but it might cheer him up.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:27, Reply)
Perhaps a dose of prozac?
Or maybe being tied to a chair and being forced to watch Obama speeches for a period of 72 hours?

/Can't think of anything more tortuous

/Love ya really Loon!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:34, Reply)
I've just seen the
new Bond and me and my mum were the only people in the cinema! It was awesome!

I quite liked it, not as good as Casino Royale but still a good film :D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:37, Reply)
Hey GB
I mentioned last night that I was watching This is England on channel 4 and Mr Bin excitedly pointed out two Marinas.

Did they belong to anyone you know?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:39, Reply)
It's a Badger!

Woooo!

I thought the new bond was ace. As you say, it wasn't quite as good as Casino Royale, but I still really enjoyed it. Much better than I had been led to believe by some reviews.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:39, Reply)
Hey Mrs L and Al
I dunno Mrs L I didn't see it! I will ask around! I'm sure someone knows someone who knows them.

Al - Yeah some of the reviews slated it a fair bit. It gets 8/10 Badgers.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:42, Reply)
I felt sure
it would be the talk of the Marina Owners newsletter!

I can see the headlines: MARINAS TO BE FEATURED IN FILM ABOUT RACISTS. (owning a Marina does not make you racist).
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:48, Reply)
haha
I'll write that up for the next one then :p
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:50, Reply)
Hello Mrs Bin
how are you? Have you had any luck getting a job recently?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:52, Reply)
*shimmies in*
Hey guys.

I've just got back from the place I'm going to for CBT for a bit of a chat to let them know a bit about my situation and discuss other possible therapies and support groups etc. Once the risk assessment from the mental health team at the hospital comes through I'll be able to start CBT and might also have some one to one counseling too.

*is happier*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:54, Reply)
*stumbles*
I has had wine. And am looking forward to nommy curry.

*hasn't seen new Bond flick yet but has read teh short story the title came from*

*waits for DVD cos a family trip to cinema will cunt Christmas in the fuck, what with the price of popcorn and all*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:55, Reply)
*Stumbles in, shuts door on cold*
Evening all, how are we all?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:58, Reply)
Evening Davros
What sort of curry are you having?

@captain - what is CBT? I'm thinking Compulsary Basic Training, but I get the impression that is wrong.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)
Al
I have a job now. It's not starting until January so I'm still doing supply at the moment.
However I have been getting stacks of supply work, so much so that when a school phoned this morning, I turned it down so I could stay in bed.
It was the morning so I guess I must have truned down £80!
(sorry GB)

Anyways, ssshh, Survivors is on.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:00, Reply)
CBT
is Catering for Badgers Training. I am all for it
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:01, Reply)
The only CBT I know off is cock and ball torture.
I really should stay off bmezine.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:01, Reply)
Survivors?
*runs off to watch*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:02, Reply)
Al
You're shattering the impression I have of you as being somebody that is quite naked clever!

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

I'll actually be doing computerised CBT
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)
Actually
once I posted I started thinking seriously and that would have been my second choice.

Although Catering for Badgers Training is a close third.

Evening Zap, how's tricks.

Oh and I am naked clever
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)
I'm not really naked
you can talk to me.

*drops a beat*

Yeah

*gets down, gets down*

*jungle fevers*

*words up*

*Bright red codpieces*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:18, Reply)
...
I was going to thank you all for the Thanksgiving wishes.

Then I saw discussions of CBT.

I think I'll be safer hanging out with my boss again for a bit.

*gips*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:21, Reply)
Hi volken
I'm in the pub with folks.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:27, Reply)
Oh dear
The loon is scared of me*

*dances with al*

*although judging by what little I've heard about your experiences with the person you were (are?) living with I don't blame you
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:27, Reply)
al
chicken rogan jhosh is teh curry full of win.

*noms*

*goes for a post dinner ciggie*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:45, Reply)
I love curry
I'm going for an exceedingly spicy curry tomorrow. I fear my ringpiece will be suffering come thursday morning.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)
Bah
screw the lot of ya, i'm going to watch pirated films cause I'm a knock off nigel and proud.

Seriously, I would be happy to give Mrs al a watch that I found in the street, providing it was alright.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 21:58, Reply)
I'm going to watch
Heroes woo and yay!

Survivors was pretty good. I quite like, will have to remember it;s on Tuesdays!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:05, Reply)
Hey
anyone still around?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:05, Reply)
So
how long after the end of society and death of most people does everyone start fucking like rabbits?

(reference to Survivors, this is not just some random question)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:07, Reply)
20 mins?
give or take?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:08, Reply)
well
it seems to have taken this lot not much longer.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:10, Reply)
Hm
Interesting.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:11, Reply)
Oh
Don't forget Charlie Brooker is on in 15 mins on BBC4.

I am enjoying Survivors, but they did seem to spend most of this episode inserting parts of themselves into each other.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:16, Reply)
Here's something to amuse you for a bit...
www.deanandnigel.co.uk/

And now I'm off...
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:18, Reply)
Never seen
Survivors... is that the one on the island where theres some sort of code?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:19, Reply)
Holy Shit!
Are Dean and Nigel still 'blending in'?

Fantastic! How're all you wonderous folk this evening?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:24, Reply)
No
New series on BBC1 based on the wretched 70's TV series of the same name by Terry 'Daleks' Nation
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:24, Reply)
The
guy who wrote Rebecca's World?

Hm, might have to check it out.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:26, Reply)
Y'see
I reckon if they're rifling through the houses of the recently dead for bottled water then the lady folk will not have the cleanest quims in existence.

That lass in the wholesalers was quite tasty but I couldn't help thinking "I bet her mimsy mings".
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)
Nings all
Just thought I'd drop in and say hi before I fall asleep.

I haven't caught up with myself yet... too busy and not enough of me to go round.

*hugs everyone*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)
That's the bastard
it's only just started on BBC1.

Both episodes should be on iPlayer.

The story is that a virus has wiped out about 99% of the worlds population and it's all fighting and fucking in the streets from there on in.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)
So
like a friday night in a bad provinical English nightclub?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:30, Reply)
Hugs
for the 'spread too thin' WFF.

I have free pizza coming courtesy of our lasses work - We bitch and piss about them but when they give me free pizza I fuckin' love 'em!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)
My back is killing me
I need a massage STAT!!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 23:16, Reply)
Oh noes! Fred is dead!
And so's the thread.

* Gives TGB a massage in the hopes it will revive both the thread and her back *
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)
Hey Spakka
How's you?

Thanks for the massage! *zings back to life*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 23:37, Reply)
Hi Badgerkins
* gives post-massage backrub *

Got back from Tai Chi and my feet have a nice tingly feeling.

Also, it was someone at work's leaving do. As I had Tai-Chi, I only stayed around for an hour before I left. So that's one evening both with my workmates, my Tai-Chi buddies and my super-cuddly b3tachums.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 23:44, Reply)

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