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Morning folks

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 8:42, 243 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I just don't believe it
No HSH thread until 8:42!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 8:43, Reply)
Hey Captain V
How's you this morning?

It's cos Lusty starts later today, she usually starts the morning thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 8:53, Reply)
Morning!
The aircon still isn't fixed here. It's boiling!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 8:59, Reply)
Lab
you're complaining that it's hot?

*doesn't even have two sticks to rub together*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:01, Reply)
Morning you three
I'm just waiting for my brain to get going. It's like swimming in treacle at the moment =[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:03, Reply)
Jim
We have fifteen people, 45 monitors and 36 computers in a room that barely fits them in. We notice within seconds when the aircon stops working.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:05, Reply)
Capitan V
I know the exact feeling. I don't even know it's like that. I get enough sleep, I eat well, I drink enough water.

Lab, I'm just saying :( it's cold in my office!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:07, Reply)
Morning gentlemen!
Hello my lovelies.

Poor lab, have this ice cube to rub on yourself.

Cap'n V - Can i suggest a cup of tea? Always helps me.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:07, Reply)
Down on your knees chaps
Dutch Royalty has arrived!

Morning LvP!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:10, Reply)
Morning you lovely lot.
How are you all this fine morning?

I need more sleep to honest!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:11, Reply)
Morning lucy
Tea - No, no and no. Hot drinks are weird. After a little while my mind gets up to speed.

I've realised I said hello you 3 earlier instead of 4 *sigh*

I also had a very odd dream last night involved TGB and somebody who might have been kaol!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:11, Reply)
ha!
I forgot I'm "dutch".

But that is the correct attitude jim!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:11, Reply)
*falls to one knee to accept the ice cube*
Thank you, ma'am, most generous!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:12, Reply)
Hey Lucy *hugs*
I have now reached hysteria levels for this weekend. All fidgety and stuff now:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:13, Reply)
Oh cap'n
How can you not drink tea? OK, I'll have your cup then.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Lab - enjoy that ice cube, it has to last you all morning.
*Stern look*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:14, Reply)
Ergh
Morning all.

Illness has reared its nasty snot filled head today again.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)
LvP
I shall use half now, and save half for later. In fact, I'll invest the second half in the freezer with other liquid assets (sorry), so that I might reap the benefits later.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)
@ Lucy
Your stern look has frozen the thread!

*looks around*

*shuffles feet*

*dances*

Yay!

*edit*

I spoke too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)
*smiles*
Is that better?

I'm looking for fun presents for Mr VP.
The only problem is, most of the things I'm considering involve 2 people and I don't want him to think I'm buying him a present that's secretly for me.

Oh well.

Edit - Bungee jumping? Wine tasting? What would he prefer?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:23, Reply)
Yup, that works *smiles back*
I still say that alcohol and surprise sexitiem is the way forward present-wise.

*edit*
Drunk bungee-jump sexitiem then!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:25, Reply)
I stand by my suggestion
Of getting him drunk then giving him surprise sex. Sure it's also a present for you but something tells me he wont mind that!
=p

*excites about tomorrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:25, Reply)
Mr Nong chaps and chapettes!
So, having sent off my application for renewal of my taxi driving badge, I've already got offers of a vehicle and some contract work. Life is moving very fast!

*bounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:27, Reply)
Hey No3L
That's good news. There's a lot of bouncy people here this morning.

*vibrates in chair with excitement*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:28, Reply)
but
I can't exactly spring that on him whilst we're in the front room after stuffing our faces with dinner.
I don't think my parents or sister would appreciate that one.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:28, Reply)
@ Lucy
But it would be surprising:p

In all seriousness, I couldn't speak for Mr. VP obviously but I would be ecstatic with wine tasting.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:29, Reply)
Lucy
You silly bugger. You're supposed to take him upstairs first!

:edit: I'd also be pleased with wine tasting or some nice whiskey or a kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:30, Reply)
*bounces more*
I've been full of bounce recently. A sincerely refreshing change of circumstances :)
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:31, Reply)
@ No3L
Long may it continue. I'm unused to being in such a good mood:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:33, Reply)
LvP
Bungee Jump!!

Or, go for a tandem skydive :D It's one of the best things I have ever done!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:33, Reply)
I have just found out
that bar major insurance company upheaval, earthquakes, the coming of Cthulu and the Mayan Apocalypse, I should be able to come tomorrow.

XD
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:34, Reply)
a jousting experience!
I could take him on a jousting experience! oh that idea is just too funny.

As for the christmas sexitiem, I plan on doing that anyway.
I'm veering towards the wine tasting. We went on holiday to Porto a few years ago for Port tasting which he loved so I guess that would be a good one for him.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:35, Reply)
@ himjim
Nice one!

Ooh, did you see *Shels on Saturday. What did you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)
Lucy
I think that if somebody took me jousting I'd be fairly certain that I'd found my soul mate.







Unless of course I were taken jousting by a man or an elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:38, Reply)

or a proper knight
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:41, Reply)
I think
My soulmate would present themselves to me with a lifetime supply of sweets, gin and tea.
And a DVD of Wall-E. Which I still REALLY want to see but haven't yet.

Oh and some chipsticks. A soulmate's gotta have chipsticks.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:41, Reply)
himjim
When were you planning on getting the train?

I'm planning to be on the 2.30ish train with TGB at the mo, but I know Lab is getting a later one.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:41, Reply)
Lucy
Is Mr VP aware of this list? =p
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
Jousting FTW!
Or you could do a Medieval banquet type thing, or go paintballing or drive tanks!

Basically, I'm describing some of the things I want to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
I did see them
I was pleasantly surprised.

I have to say, I'm not the biggest fan of the more extreme metal, I go to support my friends who poured their heart and soul into the festival. Usually I come away surprised by one or two new bands though :)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
cap'n
He is well aware of what keeps me happy.
And he is very good at providing them all for me.
:)
Apart from Wall-E even though he promised to take me to the cinema to see it. What a meanypants.

Edit - He's just emailed me to ask if I wanna go halves on a PS3 bundle as a present to each other. And he's promised he'll buy me the Abba game that goes with it.
What a man.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)
@ himjim
Excellent. I got the album last year and it's tremendous.

I didn't even know the festival was on 'til you said you were going, there were quite a few bands I wouldn;t have minded seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:46, Reply)
Morning all!
And may I say, you're all wearing smashing blouses today!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:46, Reply)
Oh DiT!
You tease! *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:49, Reply)
@ Lucy
I think he's making all us blokes look bad, personally. :P

*edit*

Hey Tightly!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:50, Reply)
Hello!
Just seeing how everyone is? I know you all pine if I don't pop by and say hello.

*hugs everyone*
*hugs Lab twice*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:51, Reply)
Fuck that
I'm awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:51, Reply)
BK
He does have his moments.

Although he did call me clumsy at the weekend after I accidentally hit a mince pie display in Tesco. I got mortally offended that he would dare to call me clumsy and then got home and promptly tripped up the stairs.
:s
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
Woohoo!
I get twice the hugs!!

In your faces, everyone else!

*victory fist pumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
TGB :)
How are you!

Kaol, expect spine crushing man hugs.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
Hey Jim
I am good thanks. The phones have finally stopped ringing so I am b3taing it up till they start again!

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)
@ Lucy
Haha! I'm the clumsiest man ever, especially with my big work steelies on.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)
Stop it lucy
You're making me do office lols and feel jealous of you and Mr VP. I want a man woman!

Kaol there was somebody in my dream last night that might have been you although I'm not certain as I can't remember his face and there was no killing, burning or any knives. The character did have a very big mansion though with a very dark, moody wing where a party of sorts was being held.

I spent most of the party in a blind panic because I couldn't find TGB. The closest I ever got was when somebody said "she was here recently. She went off in that direction". There is more to it but I'd be embarrassed to reveal any more. Nothing bad about you two though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:58, Reply)
Oi, Lucy!
I'm moving down to your neck of the woods on Saturday... Be afeared!

EDIT: Sounds like it'd be Kaol to me, Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)
I'm good thanks
piecing myself back together again, slowly but surely!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:00, Reply)
Thanks Jim!
Same to you!

Cap'n V, I get the feeling that only you can answer that, I'm not sure if I was in your dream or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:01, Reply)
Cap'n
I'm sorry. But I go so offended with him and made him apologise and everything and then went ass over tit up the bloody stairs. He couldn't move for laughing for about ten minutes.

DiT - OOOOOOOOOOH! What excitement. Whereabouts? I have been reliably informed of a very good local in Leyton. And I know a fair bit about the takeaways!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:01, Reply)
Morning again
Captain that wouyld be my place then and you just happened to stumble upon the worshipers to the elder gods.

30 hours till BASHTIME!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:02, Reply)
LvP
That's classic!!

Hey there Dok! Is it really only 30 hours? That's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
Yup
It may be longer for you, but I'm getting there at fourish.

How are you lot today?

Kaol Loved the ending to that Rabbits BTW.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)
Damn phones
*disappears in a fantastical dispay of lights and smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)
30 hours?
*vibrates more*

Technically my weekend starts this evening, I'm helping Lusty bake cakes tonight:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)
*runs in*
*throws glitter*

*offers cakes*

*does a little jiggle*

*runs out again*
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:10, Reply)
No bash for lucy
:(

I'll be in swindon. Drunk probably.

Talking of clumsiness, I never order soup in restaurants because I nearly always end up dipping a boob in it accidentally.
:(
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)
Damn,
I want to be going to a bash this weekend :(

Will have to make do with copious amounts of cheap cider and a large pack of baccy.

*Remembers to check last nights lottery numbers*
Fingers crossed!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)
Bk
Is that a euphemism I smell?

My weekend also starts tonight. I'm going to either sleep or do some maths. Yes yes I know how cool I am.

:edit: Lucy stop being so funny! You're going to get me in trouble =[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:12, Reply)
Never mind Colonel
Sure there'll be another Manc bash at some point. You could even make the York one:)

*edit*

@ Captain V
Not at all, but I can see how that may look like it.

*thinks about 'brownie' gag*
*decides against it*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:13, Reply)
*cough*I'm blind!*cough
How will i enjoy the bash now!

I'm rather excited now, but I get excited about every bash I attend, and this time I'm getting to meet new people!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:13, Reply)
@ BK
I've been thinking about the York bash actually. Think it's a distict possibility...

Didn't win the lottery... :(
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:15, Reply)
Yay bash!
I shall arrive with the dust of Sheffield still on my boots, hot-foot from work and stuff.

Whether hot under the collar or not will be down to British Rail.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:16, Reply)
There's a good Pub in Leyton?
Jesus, wonders will never cease. ;)

I am bashing tomorrow... But won't be there for long, this bloody house move is taking over my life! Will everyone be around at about 6ish?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:17, Reply)
Some of us, DiT
Will be there from around 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:18, Reply)
Boob in soup must hurt!
Misspiggy, I too shall be arriving straight from work, although not from as far away as Sheffield.

If I turn up looking angry, it's because I didn't get a seat on the train.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:18, Reply)
I'll be there about 8
I reckon :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:18, Reply)
cap'n
It's true! And the worst part is, I can't see my underboob from where my head is (i.e. above my boob.) So I would either have to quietly ask somebody else at the table, or do the whole boobsquashingtolookunderneath thing.
I learnt to read facial expressions. When nobody would catch my eye and everyone was sniggering, I knew I'd done it.
Again.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)
Surely oh surely
The damp burning sensation would've been more of a give away?!

I am disappointed that you wont be gracing us with your hot wet boobs at the bash.






*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)
Lucy
You need to invent a bra-bib - perhaps a bra made of towelling you can wear over your clothes. Wouldn't look silly at all.

Or wear a blouse with such an eye-popping print that no-one will notice soupage!

Edit - if you make it out of oven glove material it would be insulated too!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)
Well
No. I never felt it really. I'm not really one for chiffon and floaty light fabrics and soup goes cold quite quickly.
And I guess, if I had ordered soup it would have been winter and I would've had some sort of sensible knitwear on. Maybe.

I'm super miffed (there's a word I haven't used in a while) I'm missing yet ANOTHER bash.
grr.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)
Misspiggy has it
If attention is firmly on the top of the boobies, no one will look at the soupy underbooby.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)
Who
wants me to attend tomorrow evening?

I may bring cock designed presents.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)
I want you to attend
Ethel.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
Cum with your cocks ethel
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
Colonel S
I will hopefully be seeing you again next weekend though! Something for you to look forward to!

*isn't really here*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
Everyone does, Ethel!
As long as you're not too infectious.

You're bringing eggs?
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
Just send your cock, Ethel.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
My personality is infectious
Misspiggy :P

I shall come with cock produce in hand (fnarr)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
Woo!
*waits to be infected*
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
Red
Come on Down!

I'll be trying not to infect you lovely people with my cold, but beer is good for that!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:34, Reply)
Ok
Glad its only up the road from the Yorkshire Grey, worth visiting just for that!

Anyone know of anywhere good to stay round there?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:40, Reply)
There's a nice pavement outside, Ethel.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:41, Reply)
Does it have good amenities
nearby?

I'm guessing its cheap too?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)
Amenities are great!
You can wee wherever you like.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)
Ethel
The Radisson at Marble Arch isn't too far away, and it's rather cheap (for London values of cheap) when you book it through Lastminute on one of their 'secret' hotel deals.

That's where I'll be staying...
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)
duckie
You have totally killed the thread.
*shakes head*

*dances round office*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:16, Reply)
*sort of lurks while booking room*
mwhahaha
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:18, Reply)
I'm the
grim reaper of threads :p
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:19, Reply)
Thread killer!
I've gotta draw a load of scaled drawings this morning.
*grabs ruler and calculator*
*guesses*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:21, Reply)
Kaol
What you need then is a scale rule!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)
*envisages hotel rooms looking like Dali painting*
Slide rule, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)
I am officially
Attending tomorrow's bash :P
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)
I have officially
Delegated the technical drawings to the trainee that is sitting behind me.

Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:38, Reply)
Officially lurking
*Re-lurks*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:38, Reply)
I am officially
Doing nothing.

That's right I can't be bothered with work!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:41, Reply)
I am officially
heading into Londonvillage in a minute to go collect my exam certificates which is oddly enough just up the road from tomorrow's bash site, picking up a freeview box and doing some food shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
I just had an official smoke.
Now I am officially trying to not to fall asleep at my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
Dok,
isn't that why B3ta was invented?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
I am
I am officially reading Failblog while working (multi-tasking FTW!), whilst an aircon service monkey drops spanners behind me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:44, Reply)
Colonel
I hope so.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:45, Reply)
Al hasn't replied to Kaol's comic thread.
I think he should now.

Why isn't Lusty here?
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:47, Reply)
Damnit Al,
You've picked at the seams of my illusion, and torn the whole thing down!

I am actually a crude AI. I formed myself by amalgamating the leftover code from the thousands of Spectrum games that were abandoned before they were completed.

I am comprised of only 16 colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:50, Reply)
Beautiful.
You have a lovely relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:51, Reply)
I'm here clendrix.
I just don't have anything interesting to say :(

Not that I usually do.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:56, Reply)
You both suck
I exist entirely in monochrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:58, Reply)
Lusty
You don't have to say anything. I just like to know you're there :)

Kaol, what about your red eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)
I'm a non-entity
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)
I sport
8bit Vector graphics *smugs*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)
Hurrah!
It's the middle of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)
I am
read sig!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)
I am
a smurf
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:02, Reply)
Morning
Everybody having fun today?

edit: Um, afternoon even. Where the hell did the morning go?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:02, Reply)
I am
Now off to lunch.

Au revoir, mon petits cochons d'indes!

(My French is likely hideously grammatically incorrect. It adds to my charm)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
I am also
Mr. Hand!

Hi Scarpe, Bye Lab.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
@ Al
4 Colour CGA surely?

While the Color Graphics Adapter had a 16 Colour pallete only 4 colours were usable at any one time in graphics mode.

The Video Graphics Array standard on the other hand had either a higher resolution 16 colour setting or a lower resolution with 256 available colours.

[/Rant]

Sorry!
(bill, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
Al
I am wanking at the thought.

OK, I'm not. I'd get fired. And it would look odd if I took my PC to the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
EGA
or the Ehanced Graphics Adapter had a 16 colour limit at any one time out of a pallette of 64 available colours.
(bill, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:10, Reply)
Ooh, Bill!
*feels all funny*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:11, Reply)
Ohhhh Billiam!
I love it when you talk dirty.
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:13, Reply)
The first portable
I had, had a orange monocrome gas plasma display!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:15, Reply)
Gah
My geekiness has no such bounds :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)
My geek talk
gets me all the girls! ;-)
(bill, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:20, Reply)
My milkshake
Brings all the girls to my yard!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)
Al
What I meant was
My manmilk brings all the girls to my penis.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:27, Reply)
And I return!
I have devoured a pork bap in the time it took me to walk from said pork bap vendor to my work.

My colleague suggested we go and get another, so I called him fat.

And now I'm here! That was my lunchtime, Ladies and Gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:27, Reply)
Nothing better than a meaty pair of baps
Labby.

I am having either some greasy chipshop chips, or a supermarket sandwich.

:( the local choice is low unfortunately.

Might get a cake though.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)
Lab
Welcome Back!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)
*runs in*
*distributes cake and snogs and huggles*

*runs out again to go and do more painting*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:31, Reply)
Good god
I've just been speed snogged and huggled!

Whatever next?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:33, Reply)
Hi Dok!
I feel...violated...

But I have cake, so it all evens out.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:37, Reply)
*wiggles eyebrows*
What do you fancy doing then Dok?

A bit of Speed fondling?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:37, Reply)
Lab
Same here, you would have thought she'd have the courtesy to stay for the return match!

Ah Red, you're OK there.

EDIT *Steals snogs and huggles from al*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)
"I love my 'tache because it reminds me of a seventies porn star"
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7751206.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)
Aw, poor al!
Have you been goading the goat again?

Who's made you cry? Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:53, Reply)
Ah, I see now. It all makes sense.
But the BOAT thing has completely passed me by, what!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)
*paddles past DiT*
Oh hai!

*waves*

I don't get the boat thing either
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)
Are we all being mean to Al?
Al you big fucktard you suck more than your mother trying to scrape together enough cash for more whisky to wash away the salty taste of failure from her mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:05, Reply)
Officfelol
'the salty taste of failure"

*giggle*

Nice one Badger.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)
Maybe
she likes the salty taste of failure...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)
Well that's a given.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)
Is everyone sitting around
thinking about Al's mum?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)
No, Clenders, we're not.
For example, I sometimes think about Al's sister.



I imagine she looks just like him. Only with bigger jugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:25, Reply)
*cries*
Sorry Al *hugs extra tight to get maximum boob pressage going on*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)
Badger
Which Bernard have you been seduced by? Mr Bernard Black?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:38, Reply)
Woohoo
I've just heard that the meeting that I was meant to be in tomorro has been cancelled!

Now I don't have to dress smart.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:47, Reply)
But but but
we were looking forward to that Dok!
(bill, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:48, Reply)
Oi Dok
You could dress smartly for us.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:48, Reply)
Yeah Dok, wassamatter?
OT not good enough to dress up for, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:49, Reply)
OK
But I'm still goint wear jeans mind you!

I'll wear a shirt, no tie, because my silk bunny one got ruined :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:50, Reply)
I'd rather
Dok didn't dress at all.

Although I'd be happiest if he wore his mankini
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:51, Reply)
Then V and Dok
can perhaps choose an alternative venue for their shennanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)
Captain
I'd need a huge quantity of beer to even consider that!

And I don't own one!

EDIT NOoooooooo Drixy, I'd miss everybody, don't make me go someplace else. Pweeeese!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)
Dok
You can join us if you
a) dress
b) not in a mankini
c) cut your fingernails
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:55, Reply)
Ow
Some place away doesn't sound like much fun even if it is with dok and his mankini.*

*I don't believe him when he says he doesn't own one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:55, Reply)
V
I agree - I bet he's got them in a range of colours.

And a fur-trimmed one.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:56, Reply)
Clenders you're on a roll again today
Twice in the last two posts you've very nearly got me in trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)
V
Then you'll be pleased to know I'm off to a long meeting - your laughs will not be enticed out by me for the next couple of hours :)

I suspect that every place on Dok is a naughty place.
He is made of naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:58, Reply)
@ clenders
I would imagine they would all be fur trimmed. In certain areas at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:58, Reply)
Drixy
Nope won't cut my nails, so there!

But yeah on the other two.

Nope, I really don't, I'm too short for one to be flattering.

But I wouldn't mind a pair of fur-lined briefs though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:01, Reply)
yes (delayed reply)
I have been seranaded by Pooflake. The shrine to him is coming along rather well now *dreams*

It was very cheesy and a little shit but there really is something incredibly sexy and nice about having someone sing a song directly to you! I went a bit tingly :p

Luckily Kaol was there to make sure I didn't drag Pooflake to the toilets and have my way with him
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:05, Reply)
Al!
Stop that now!

She'll come back and beat you.

EDIT HI again Badger.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:08, Reply)
Al
Nobody is that lucky.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:18, Reply)
What about Lucky Sanchez?
I hear he's got all the luck. One time, he got a Kit Kat Chunky, and when he bit in to it there was no biscuit - it was just solid chocolate.


That's lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:21, Reply)
Damn him to Hull
I say, damn him to Hull!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)
Hey,
a guy who's that lucky would probably go to hell and his eternal damnation would probably be a go on Heidi Klum's Norks whenever he fancied it.

And she'd make him dinner. In the nip.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:33, Reply)
I had a kitkat
with no biscuit, only in one finger. Not a chunky though :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:33, Reply)
hello ancrenne!
*hugs*

I am all shiny, happy, and... a person.

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:37, Reply)
Hi Miss crenne
All shiny, and I aim to misbehave!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:38, Reply)
Hullo Ancrenne!
*waves*

Nice and shiny, thank you!

Al, how dare you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)
Ancrenne!
*hugs* ooh pie you say? *is listening*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)
Actually,
now you come to mention it, I could do with a ruddy good polishing...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:43, Reply)
I'm not shiny, I'm painty!
*painty glees*

edit: but yes, I do aim to misbehave.

I'll be in my bunk.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:44, Reply)
Yup
Ancrenne you can polish me anytime you wish ;)

But pies, are these for tomorrow by any chance?

EDIT Al we know you're dull. :P
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:46, Reply)
So,
what time are the earliest B3tans arriving at said meet point tomorrow?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:47, Reply)
@ Ethel
There's a few of us aiming for a 4 o'clock start.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:48, Reply)
Red
About four.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)
I finish work at 5.30...
So however long it takes me to get from London Bridge to Goodge Street is how long I will be!

Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)
Woo
for the hard core starting at 4 drinkers!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:50, Reply)
hahaha
He left his wallet as well. *see's if he is coming back*

Drinks are on Al!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)
Oh Al
You did leave yourself open for that one.

Badger, his wallet you say? Nice now we can all have a drink on Al tomorrow.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:55, Reply)
I am going to be
having drinks on everyone.

I will actually sit on people whilst drinking if that's what they like

*has no shame*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)
Careful TGB
I might hold you to that promise!
(bill, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)
Ancrenne
In a tuperware box, that's the best way to transport gooey things.

And you forgot the dancing Badger.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:01, Reply)
Fucking hell, I'm so impressed
central London isn't the busy buzzing metropolis of late November's gone. I managed to get all of my stuff done, plus donut purchasing as they smelt far too good in under two hours. AND NO TOURISTS acting like fuckwits and generally getting underfoot :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)
I will dance as well
for drinks!

Bill you tart :p
*waves madly*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:03, Reply)
Okey coke.
I finish about 4:30 and will catch the train then. So see you guys when I get there!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:04, Reply)
Ethel
oh you're going? :P

*looks down Al's trousers.*
That's a very small straw you have
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:07, Reply)
*Waves Madly Back*
A small open pie with a fruit filling? OK, I've been called worse!
(bill, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:08, Reply)
You may
just dance when you see us anyway.

And depending on the size of the pub you may just have to sit on somebody.

*offers lap*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:09, Reply)
KGB
Of course I am :)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:12, Reply)
For anyone who needs something to do
and has sound...
www.playauditorium.com/#index
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)
*runs out of meeting*
*beats Al until he likes it*
*runs back to meeting*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)
Go then
Rescue those pies.

We need them!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:21, Reply)
Ethel
did I read you were bringing cock themed presents for people?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:21, Reply)
KGB
You did indeed read correctly.

*edit: well, they have a cock on them and sage advice.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:30, Reply)
al
Is it your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:36, Reply)
Al's back
Do you want you wallet back?

You left it when you stormed out.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:38, Reply)
Hmm
I'll pass thanks Al
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:48, Reply)
Do
you want another boob hug to cheer you up Al?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:52, Reply)
If boob hugs
are up for grabs teehee can I have one please?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:55, Reply)
Of course you can lusty!
*boob hugs*
I can't help myself!
*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)
*yays*
*enjoys boobie cuddles*
*licks TGB's face*
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:59, Reply)
i
want a boob hung, bay watch running turned my day around and i think a boob hung would be very sexy
(ppd, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:02, Reply)
*leaps across the desk*
*boob hugs PPD*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)
I certainly wouldn't say no to a boob-hug
But a cigarette would be better.
Not had one yet today.
*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)
Oh al!
Is that a kit kat chunky in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Oh! It is a kit kat chunky.
*noms*
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)
she
didn't relly...she lies...sad face
(ppd, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)
Me no lie!
You got your boob hug and you fucking loved it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:09, Reply)
Beat her ppd
It's the only thing these young whippersnappers understand!

There's nothing like a good beating if you ask me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:09, Reply)
Really Dok?
Well, in that case I'll beat you so good tomorrow night that you forget your own name.
With a table-leg :D

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)
it was hot
the people in the cars outside the window loved it a little more:)
(ppd, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)
Forgetting my own name
isn't a problem Kaol, and I meant a good beating, not with a table leg!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:13, Reply)
Dok!
And PPD is younger than me :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:20, Reply)
*crashes through the skylight, yes, skylight*
I have returned!

They tried to crush my soul with a 2 hour procedural meeting, but they failed! I LIVE!

Oh, has anyone got a tourniquet? The skylight doesn't have safety glass in it

Edit: wrong code...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:22, Reply)
can't stop laughing
at nothing, sam's just bitter because she's had to do a few days hard work! mwahahah!
(ppd, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)
Badger
That doesn't matter. I was saying you where a young whippersnapper, which you are! :P

*hugs*

Anyway, I'm going home, see you all later.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)
Shriek!
Is that a real name on the thread?

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)
I have to say
The work was a bit of a shock to the system...

PPD is making me tea now and then we are having a smoke break! Woo win!

*kisses Lab better*

Yeah she is such a loser. Now you can all stalk me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:27, Reply)
Hello Again!
I appear to have done all my work!

*skiving glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:27, Reply)
digs large hole in warehouse floor, jumps
in and covers herself in horses...i'm a reject!
and now she's throwing lollies at me
(ppd, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:30, Reply)
Thanks Al
You say the sweetest things.

PPD has just brought me tea so she is forgiven :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:31, Reply)
*hugs al*
*grabs gin*

Fucking twats - 'Oh darlings, why answer yes or no when a three hour ramble through the joy of own voice will be far preferable?'

Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:32, Reply)
*hugs Clendrix*
Shitty meeting as well then?

I swear, too many people like the sound of their own voice...

May I, err, may I please have some gin after you?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:35, Reply)
*shares gin with Labs*
*feels better*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:38, Reply)
gin
me up
(ppd, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:41, Reply)
I do declare
Gin all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:43, Reply)
13 minutes until I finish work
and I'll definitely be joining in with some gin tonight.

I might go to the pub too seeing as I've the day off tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
And I'm spent
Off home now, chaps and chapesses!

See some of you lovely folk on here tomorrow, and others in the pub tomorrow evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)
I'm here 'til half five
Then it's our first attempt at recording some songs tonight, on our new bit of recording-kit.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)
Hometime!
Night all!
(bill, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
I worked 55 hours last week
What with all the driving.
I'm looking forward to pay-day tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:03, Reply)
Thread Killlllller!
Right, I'm off home now.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:32, Reply)

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