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Have it...
Tuesday night's thread...
Home Sweet Home
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:37, 197 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Go on...
say something then...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:39, Reply)
I don't have
anything interesting to say :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:41, Reply)
No one else does either, Lusty,
but it doesn't stop us waffling on.

Mmm...waffles.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:42, Reply)
Ohhh waffles
potato or belgian?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:47, Reply)
Weep for me my brethren.
I just walked in to my living room and spotted some Ritz crackers by my daughter's Mac.

"I can haz crackers"? I asked.

"Yes" she replied.

I walked off making "nyomnyomnyom" noises.



I'm 48.



We're all fucking doomed.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:48, Reply)
Placid, my boy...
just roll with it or it'll drive you mental.

Lusty - Belgian WIN, potato FAIL.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:53, Reply)
Captain
Placid as Dad FTW
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:55, Reply)
G'evening!
*waves*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:57, Reply)
Kaol?
Why are you still here? Waiting for a lift?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:59, Reply)
I'm at home now...
I'm that sad :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:59, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Hilarious!

*hugs sad Kaol*

Edit: I'm still at work. That's fucking sadder.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:01, Reply)
:(
I'm waiting for a text from my new gay friend, so I'm gonna play Fallout for a bit.

Without the Noise Of Shame, as I'm a new, good person on it...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:03, Reply)
'ning
All this talk of food is making me hungry.

And have just noticed that AB and rathen's posts have disappeared...

Odd that.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:05, Reply)
Oh, the Noise of Shame...
You need a t-shirt that says, 'I'm constantly hearing the Noise of Shame'.

Grandad - what, those two posts that appeared next to each other on the QOTW?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:06, Reply)
Evening all.
How are we this evening?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:11, Reply)
clendrix
The very same. Perhaps they had a fit of conscience and decided that they had better take them down, seeing as they didn't actually add anything to the QOTW, and seeing as they didn't really answer the question. Oh, and were a bit distasteful.

D' ya think..?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:11, Reply)
Or perhaps messages to the mods actually worked?
*grins*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:13, Reply)
Grandad,
well, I like all the different boards and the interaction between them, but I have to say that those two posts were above and beyond. People should be able to feel free to post answers on QOTW without thinking they might be ridiculed - the honesty and humour in most answers is what's made it so popular.

Wotcha Beeks!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:15, Reply)
Hi Kaol
*Rubs chin*

*ponders*

You may have a point :p.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:15, Reply)
Hey clenders
I don't normally give too much of a shit what idiots on /talk have to say but those posts were way beyond the pale!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:16, Reply)
clenders
Exactly. Each to their own and all that, but it was uncalled for. And hardly original, since baldmonkey did it the week before. And also had it removed.

Some people seem to think that QOTW is the reserve of funny stories. Maybe it was, but it's changed to incorporate all sorts - which I'm quite pleased about.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:19, Reply)
What stories were these?
I was out bending young minds.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:22, Reply)
If it was just funny stories, it wouldn't be as great.
Sure, the funny stories are good to read and well-told posts are worth so much more than the poorly-constructed ones.

But it's the real ones, the honest ones and the the ones that make others feel they're not alone that's made it into something that has endured all these years.

And lord knows, I've been around for most of those years (reminds everyone it's a special day tomorrow).
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:23, Reply)
@DG
Have Rathen and the other chap's posts disappeared?

Interesting... I emailed b3ta earlier to ask for a way of dealing with the small minority of /talk flamers and I might have mentioned the names of the worst offenders.


*edit* Not wishing to claim credit or anything... I'm sure the b3ta obergruppenfuhrers had the issue in hand.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:26, Reply)
Hello!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:37, Reply)
Blimey!
It's Mrs Broad again.

How are you, then?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:38, Reply)
Fab, ta!
Although, I'm still at work, does that disqualify me from posting in this thread?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:40, Reply)
Nope.
I'm still at work too.

Evening threads are not necessarily for those at home - it's usually cos the day one is too massive to cope with anymore.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:41, Reply)
Hello Mrs B
Join the late shift here.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:42, Reply)
Well....it IS only 1:42 here, so it's not that late =)
So, what does one speak of in a 'Home Sweet Home' thread?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:43, Reply)
Well, anything from misguided conjecture
to utter crap.

It tends to flow along regardless.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:44, Reply)
Subjects
Cake, cats, funnies, the gubmint, general bollix.

I like cats, personally they're my favorite.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:45, Reply)
OOOooooohhhh...charming!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:46, Reply)
I have just realised
That I really cannot stand my housemate's girlfriend. She is this tiny little thing who whines if you put the heating on. At this cunting time of year. In fact, she complains about everything. Like for example, when I cook using peppers. Or when I cook at all. Like I'm going to live of ready meals and be a fat unhealthy git?? No way. Another of her favourites is to complain about what is on the TV, what her boyfriend may happen to be wearing or the state of her hair. I know I like a good moan as much as the next person but this little waste of DNA really does take it to the next level. Oh yes, and she's a bloody veggie. Can't fucking wait for her to move out.

Sorry for the rant, that's been building for 3 months.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:48, Reply)
Well, hello Piston!
I'd invite you in, but you've already kicked the door in and started setting fire to the furniture.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:50, Reply)
@Mrs B
It's also a chance to clear the air and speak your mind on here...

@PB

Sounds irritating. Not much fun sharing flat space with a happy couple, especially if you don't like on half.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:50, Reply)
They're not happy though
He spends forever trying to keep her happy and pandering to her emotional whims. And then claims to not care when she throws yet another paddy. The cheeky little fucker even has the gorm to have a go at me down the phone when I answer it after they've just argued and stormed out. I really hate people who do nothing but just complain.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:52, Reply)
If its your flat
then maybe it's time to set some groundrules?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:54, Reply)
Piston,
how long have they been together? And do they have plans to move out. Sounds horrible.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:55, Reply)
about the flaming and stuff
I am admittedly a bit new to the world of t'internet, and not a big fan of chat-rooms, facebook etc., but I like b3ta cos it's funny, helpful, and "clever" and b3tans are very quick witted, some threads have me phoning friends to pass on the latest installments.

I loosely followed the flaming and pettyness last week and just got a bit bored.

Just ignore all the crap. Don't rise to the bait.

If "dickwad a" insults "person b", then "person b" can rapidly make themselves look very silly and become "dickwad b" after about two posts.

This is the internet, it's not really real.

In real life, I am a pretty* big bloke that not many people would insult to my face, so I dont get too upset if someone "threatens" me via the web. I just think it's a bit sad.

EDIT. "pretty" as in "quite", not good looking
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:55, Reply)
BugBoy
I agree to a certain extent. Normally I just add the miscreants to my (burgeoning) ignore list.

However, the individuals concerned went too far in my book... Can't say I'm sorry of their posts have been moderated.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:58, Reply)
Bugboy...
author of a great Cringe story if I remember correctly.

Yes to your thoughts on internet twattery. Although this place is almost real for me seeing as I've met so many b3tans now!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:59, Reply)
Evening peoples
The cold water tank in our loft has been leaking resulting in a minor bulge in the ceiling of my bedroom. No luck finding where it's leaking from yet so for the time being no water for us. Arse.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:02, Reply)
@ V
What are you doing for a wash then?

Our toilet was leaking but I assumed my housemate had made a mess when he was pissed!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:05, Reply)
Wish it was my flat
She'd be out on her ear for my sanity. However, it isn't. They have been together for two years now, and she is moving into her own place in the next couple of weeks or so, hopefully.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:05, Reply)
@ PB
Grit your teeh and think of Warcraft!

You'll get through this!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:06, Reply)
BK
Exactly what I normally do: I'm not =p

My Dad has just gone on a quote down the road and is going to cancel the other one he is supposed to be doing tonight then we're going to go back up and look again. Hopefully we can find where it's leaking from and patch it up.

Next approach is going to be letting a little water into the tank to see if we can see where it's escaping.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:07, Reply)
I'm going to poop in your mouth
NOT REALLY!

Actually I'm going out for a jog soon. Every Tuesday night I've been attacking this hill by the harbour. I like jogging at night as it's dark and no-one can see my spacky style run.

This is my 8th Tuesday and I'm going for 8 times running up it. Hard work !
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:09, Reply)
Piston,
hang on in there. And rant at us all you want :)

Weeker, WTF? If you're trying to make us feel like internet slobs, then bugger off with your hills and your runs.
I like the thought of your spakky-style though. Do your arms flail?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:09, Reply)
@ V
Ooh, that would annoy - don't like being dirty!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:10, Reply)
Yea it will suck
But hopefully we'll get it sorted tonight and it wont be a problem.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:12, Reply)
Perhaps
You should smear yourself in your own excrement to show just how urgent it is. Or someone else's.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:13, Reply)
*sighs*
I think I'll just be a real man and try to deal with the problem. I'm going to be dead pissed off if we can't sort it out though - I wont be able to wash my hair!

/irony
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:16, Reply)
@ V
Oh noes!

You have lovely silky hair!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:17, Reply)
Clendrix
No the leg below the knee flail out at the behind like an upset pre-pubescent teenager....

And I apologise for making any slobs unhappy but I am feeling N R GIZED
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:20, Reply)
Thanks guys
She's decided we're all cleaning the house tonight and has threatened to throw out frying pans unless they are cleaned. Considering that they were

a/ soaking
b/ not hers to throw out

It's little wonder I find her difficult to live with. Every time I see her my blood pressure spikes.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:21, Reply)
BK
Only if I wash it every day or don't go to sleep. For some reason going to bed turns my hair to horrible. If I don't sleep my hair stays all woo for ages.

@PB I'd love to impart some wonderful advice but I have none. She sounds like she needs to be cunted in the fuck though.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)
Yeah!
I'm not the easiest person to live with by a long shot, but I'm generally happier when she isn't around, I will say that. Roll on her moving out.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:31, Reply)
To top off my day
3 people have now canceled on the go karting I'd organised. Fortunately I made a point of getting money off them before booking but why they couldn't have checked their term dates before committing and written it in a diary so they wouldn't forget about it is beyond me.

Now I've got a week to find 3 more friends that are free. *sigh*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)
Hmmm
No chance she could have a saucepan / head spang type accident?

Just a thought...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:43, Reply)
PJM
What a bloody good idea... maybe a small accident involving a slowly rotating pineapple up the business end? Who knows...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:46, Reply)
*bursts in*
Who's missed me?!?

*watches tumbleweed float past*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:50, Reply)
Badgerface!!
*hugs*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)
*chases tumbleweed*
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ahem. You're here just in time to read about the tales of woe Miss Badger. Have you had a good day?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, Reply)
Hey Pickleface
*hugs*

I am reading the entire website of the company I have an interview at tomorrow!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, Reply)
*imagines rotating pineapple on skewer*
A novel form of torture.

I'd love to say I'd experience of a friend with an irritating partner who no-one can stand. However, apparently I was that friend right up until the time I divorced.

Right, I'm off to brave what is laughably described as "Public Transport". Hopefully there will be seats for once.

Laters
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:53, Reply)
Evening
Dinner made and eaten. Leek and Potato soup is made of win.

So what is the whole thing with the naughty people on QOTW. Will someone please tell me.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:53, Reply)
sweet
the website has videos! Loads better than reading through stuff.

Actually this job is starting to look a lot more interesting than I originally thought. Bye pjm hi Mrs L!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)
@ Badger
Good luck!

Hope it all goes well!

*extra patented Beekers good luck hugs*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:59, Reply)
So what's the Job Badger?
It it going to pay OK?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:01, Reply)
It's at
Lantra who are working with 17 land based industries to improve skills and businesses.

Loads of cool jobs fall in the sectors like falconry and dry stone walling!

And yes it pays slightly less that my last job but enough for me to live on :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)
Hurrah
And a hell of a lot better than the till at Sainsbury's.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:06, Reply)
@ Badger
Does this mean you don't have to move out back to your folks' if you get it?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:09, Reply)
oh for sure
I'm getting really excited about it now, I am genuinely interested in what they are all about!

I kinda fell into this interview through a friend of a friend! And it's really easy for me to get to! A 15 min drive in rush hour *glees*

How's everything with you Mrs L?

Yes it does BK *glees more* And I get to keep the Marina *glees even more*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:09, Reply)
Awesome!
All limbs and apendages shall be crossed for you!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:10, Reply)
thanks Pickleface
*huggles*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, Reply)
So this is an interview you are up for?
You don't have the job yet?

I am good thank GB. Not working tomorrow like a big tart.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:13, Reply)
Yeah just the interview
so I get to win them with my charm ;)

For someone who hates people so much I have been told I am very likable!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)
You are TGB
You were most pleasant to meet at the bash. Hope the interview goes well.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)
An now Live from his hollowed out volcano base just off of Hawaii is Herr Doktor Lemminge!
Hello my lovelies, when I take over the whole world I shall make Hawaii B3taIsland, and we shall al live there in peace and harmony! Taking tribute from the rest of the world.

We shall never want for anything again!

I have spoke. So mote it be!

So how's everybody tonight?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)
So when is it GB
so I know when to have my fingers crossed?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:20, Reply)
Thanks V :)
Hey Dok!

Ok I am having a House break and then I am going to test myself on how much about the Skills Sector council I have remembered! (probably non :P)

Tomorrow at 130 Mrs L :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:20, Reply)
Hey Badger
Got an interview tomorrow I see! Good luck with it, I'll have everything crossed for you!

*hugs for luck*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)
I shall be sending you good thoughts.
Hopefully they'll do the trick.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:28, Reply)
thanks
guys :D You b3tans are lovely people :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:29, Reply)
Of course we are
We're all friends here, and really fl;uffeh folks!

Did you see the HSH thread today I've got a Hedgehog as a new pet!

*glees*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)
a hodgeheg?
Awesome! What you calling him?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)
I like Dave
Dave the Hedgepig sounds good.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)
Well
At the moment it's a toss up between Dave, Spike, and Kaol(because he's all stabby).

But I've not made up my mind yet.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)
Good luck Badger
If anyone deserves some luck it's us! As for me, I have my own business proposition (BK knows exactly what it is) which should prove quite lucrative to the tune of £300pcm extra in my pay packet a month, if it comes off. Quite a growth industry, you might say.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)
Good luck
piston :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:50, Reply)
Cheers GB :)
Just need my client to get her act together now! Anyways. Regarding earlier rant, the woman must be suicidal. She asks me to vacuum the stairs, so I vacuum the stairs. And then she has the idiocy to complain at me again about the quality of the work which was fine when I did it. I felt it best to walk away lest my open my mouth and put my foot in it as I have done in the past, and I have no wish to do so again.

*Seethes quietly*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:00, Reply)
Piston
Good luck buddy!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)
Off to watch
Survivors, see you in a bit.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:06, Reply)
I have a feeling
I'm going to need it. For her health I've retreated into WoW.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)
Piston
WoW is great, in fact I'm playing it now!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:18, Reply)
Hmmm
Still no luck with the leak but I have managed to line up one, maybe two, people for the go karting.

I'm glad b3tans are more organised.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)
Leak V?
What's up?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:25, Reply)
The pipes the pipes!
There seems to be a leak in or around our cold water tank causing a small bulge to have appeared in the ceiling of my bedroom.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:29, Reply)
He's got
Leaky bum-pipes.
EDIT: 100, woo!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:30, Reply)
Thanks kaol
I was trying to keep that one secrete.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:32, Reply)
woo V
and Kaol! Woo!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:33, Reply)
Secrete?
What a typo!
*grins*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:33, Reply)
T'was deliberate kaol
Hey badger. How much did you remember about whatever it was you were trying to remember?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)
Oh Noes
Not the leaky bum pipes! HeHe

Have you located your stopcock and turned the water off? Because I'd advise you to do that quickly!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)
Yeah, she remembered
*nods*

And it's true. I am. Very.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:35, Reply)
Oh dear...
Doors are now slamming downstairs. I am glad I have the good sense to keep out of this one.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:36, Reply)
Dok
We had but it turns out to be a really, really, really slow leak. That's why we're having so much trouble working out where it's leaking from. Our only lead is that it might be a leak in the inlet pipe in such a position that it only leaks when the tank is being filled.

Thing is there is already some cladding covering that leak stopping it from spraying anywhere as well as a few other bits of evidence pointing to that leak not being the source.

Currently have some dry towels placed around the tank and everything turned back on. We're going to check it in 20mins to see if there are any wet patches which could help lead us to the leak!

For now though I'm off to teach my sister THE POWER OF SCIENCE!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:40, Reply)
pft whatever Kaol :p
I've remembered most of it :D I will have forgotten it all tomorrow I'm sure :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)
V
Good plan that.

Badger. You'll remember, We have faith in you!

*sends remebering vibes*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:46, Reply)
Evening all
I'm back from work and puppy school and appear to have fucked my neck up royally. I can barely turn right - I feel a bit like Derek Zoolander :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:46, Reply)
Hey Becky
That doesn't sound good, you pulled something or did it just twinge and then go? *hugs*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:48, Reply)
Oh I shouldn't laugh
But comparing yourself to Zoolander did make me chuckle. I hope your neck gets better soon. My Mum suffers from back problems and seeing how difficult she finds things when she puts it out is horrible.

*sends get well vibes*

*is actually off now*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)
Hi Becky :)
I'm doing some Kaol Black stuff a day early.
Because I'm that awesome.
:|
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)
I have had numerous back problems
and this neck thing is a recurring thing that happens every now and then and I look like a spakka for a day or two, then it fixes itself. Carrying an 8kg cat out to a clients car probably didn't help that much though admittedly.

How is everyone tonight? I saw you've got an interview tomorrow Badger, best of luck for it :)

Edit: Yay, when's it going to be online Kaol?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)
Thanks Becky :D
That sounds like a maaa-hassive cat!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:58, Reply)
Same as always,
Late Wednesday night :)

But I've got a day of Hell on Thursday, so I want to give myself a bit of a headstart.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:00, Reply)
Biggest I've seen is 11.5kg
and that was a fucking monster. Savage with it too.

Aww...but I wanna read it tonight as I'm not tired and will probably be awake for hours *promptly has narcoleptic experience as comeuppance*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:04, Reply)
Hmmm...
We'll see how it goes!
If you're lucky I'll give you a sneak preview!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:06, Reply)
Hey hey
now we're talkin' ,)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:11, Reply)
Might give you one of the comic too, if you ask nicely :p
*rolls eyes*

*makes note to get new jokes*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:13, Reply)
Dear me
you're on form tonight Mr K :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:17, Reply)
Yeah...
*grins*
Semi-drunk, and made a nice extra bit of money tonight too :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:18, Reply)
evening folksies
how are we?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:18, Reply)
*sneaks in*

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:18, Reply)
Awesome
selling bits of hooker meat or some other way?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:19, Reply)
I'd rather not say
On the thread :P

*waves at Clendrix and Vipros*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:20, Reply)
Clendrix
and Vipros? What a treat!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)
*waves at Kaol*
Heya Badger. You behaving yourself?

Becky, how are you, my lovely?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:22, Reply)
*smiles sweetly*
always ;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:23, Reply)
*whispers*
You could've been a bit more subtle... Turning up at the same time like that... Too obvious...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:23, Reply)
isn't it just ;-)
here's an interesting factoid inspired by the song I'm listening to. (Warning: may mean nothing to most people)

The producer I was working with this weekend worked on the song Am I Evil by Diamond Head (which has been covered by Metallica)

I trust you are all well? I'm only about until my ipod finishes updating...

edit: damn Clenders, I think they are onto us!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:24, Reply)
Woo!
Am I Evil is such a wicked cover!

Not quite as good as So What though... :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:26, Reply)
*leaps aboard the Clendrix train*
I'm fine my lovely, aside from my stupid neck, how are you?

Hi Vipros
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:27, Reply)
Vipros,
I don't care. We west-country folk have to stick together.

Becky, I'm fine. Sorry to hear about your neck problems...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:28, Reply)
So What is a glorious song
man, I've got some good stuff on here

Dust in the Wind by Kansas.

legen...wait for it...dary

edit: Hi Becks, it's been a while!

Clendrix: this is true. Solidarity must be maintained
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:28, Reply)
Never heard of it...
:S

But... I think So What was written just for Al.

I assume, by the way that "Solidarity" means "tiny gene-pool"?

*runs from grasping, webbed hands*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:30, Reply)
Evening all the people
It's a glorious evening, with two, yes TWO things getting stroked off my to do list today. That made me do many happys =)

Anything exciting been happening here today? There are far too many posts to catch up on.

The only thing I saw before clicking reply was that Becky has a broken neck. At least that's what I took from it..
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:31, Reply)
Dust in the Wind is a classic
Bill and Ted quote it to Socrates in their Excellent Adventure.

I'd love webbed hands, would make surfing easier!

maybe make guitaring harder...hmmm

tough decision

ipod is done now though, so I'm off to smoke a fattie.

Keep out of trouble you crazy kids!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:33, Reply)
Kaol,
you watch it young man. You're the one who grew up next to the Village of the Inbreds.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:34, Reply)
Haha!
Take care, you crazy webbed bastard :D

EDIT: Clendrix, I grew up between the two Inbred Villages. The safe middle-ground.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:34, Reply)
Bill and Ted
also quoted Every Rose has it's Thorn by Poison. So you can't assume it's good just by that.

Anyway, hi people.

I'm just listening to Hysteria again. I've packed for my holiday now.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:35, Reply)
Safe, Kaol?
Or twice as bad? Hmm? Think about it..
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:36, Reply)
Yeh, right...no fucking defence.
Your parents had to socialise somewhere.

You're the one with ginger beard, freako.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:36, Reply)
When do you go, Al?
And for how long?

And can I come with you? Please?

EDIT: *sighs*
The ginger beard bit is, sadly true :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:36, Reply)
Quick blast of
Municipal waste, and then I think bed and the lovely mrs al beckons.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:37, Reply)
No I'm going in his suitcase Kaol
you're too big to fit in there
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, Reply)
I leave
next wednesday evening and I'm away until Jan 13th.

Can't wait.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, Reply)
Oh but I'm a hypocrite...
because I love that cute beard.
*pulls it*
*tickles it*


The beard. Only the beard.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, Reply)
I'm going in his surf-board-bag :D
That'll do!

Wanna share some dry bread and oxygen in the hold of the plane?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:39, Reply)
Municipal Waste Is Gonna Fuck You Up!
Woooaaaaaahhhhh!

Municipal Waste Is Gonna Fuck You Up!

Hi Becky!

Bye Becky!

Bye Everyone else, i'm off to bed!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:39, Reply)
Bye Al!
Clendrix, love it or not, it's all going on Christmas Day morning!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:41, Reply)
What! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What will I play with on the 30th?
*sobs*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:43, Reply)
Why kaol?
Why?!

I was so cold when I got rid of mine. So, so cold ='[
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:43, Reply)
Er...
I'll buy you a ball of wool?
Or one of those pan-scrubber things?
:p

V, because that's the end of the b3ta beard challenge!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:44, Reply)
Yourself?

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:44, Reply)
I'll come
you can play with me :p
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:44, Reply)
Hi Al, bye Al
what's everyone's new years plans out of interest?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:44, Reply)
Badgerface!
How are you? It's been too long you know.

edits - Evening becky. My new years plans involve playing at a ceilidh in Northern Ireland!! It's almost rock and roll!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:45, Reply)
NYE?
So far mine is "alcohol".
But where and who with is undecided.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:45, Reply)
yo PoD
*hi fives*

I dunno what I am doing. I hate new years
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, Reply)
I can play with Badger then.
Bugger off with your naked chin.

NYE - drinking excessively, smoking and eating with my friend Tal and one or two others at her house.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, Reply)
Just noticed
the mods have taken down rathen and amourous badgers posts from teh QOTW, rathens reply to the reactionary peadophile story on page 10 has also vanished.

*smiles*

It really is bed time now. Night all
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, Reply)
NYE
Never been too fussed by it myself but I'm sure I'll end up going out for drinks but doubt I'll be doing anything much.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, Reply)
I hate new years
as there's always so much build up and it ends up being a bit shit. Anyone fancy a bash/party?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:48, Reply)
I wouldn't mind
but my friend wants to give me a birthday party and I've said yes, so no bash for me :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:49, Reply)
I like that idea a lot becky
But couldn't commit as there is the possibility I'll be dragged to Southampton with a few mates. If that doesn't happen though I'd definitely be up for a b3ta "We all hate NYE" bash.

The irony would be great.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:50, Reply)
NYE with B3tans?
Sounds like win!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:50, Reply)
NYE is my birthday and you all hate it.
*cries*
*cries some more*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:51, Reply)
Can we make it secret, if we do anything?
*shrugs*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:52, Reply)
*compiles secret guest list*
*evil laugh*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:54, Reply)
Sounds like a plan Kaol
nothing to see here ,)

But I've got you down as sharing the same birthday as Mr K Clenders. A school friend of mine had New years day as his birthday, so for some reason always felt like a lawnmower had taken out his central nervous system on his birthday!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:55, Reply)
Have returned.
I cocking HATE New Years Eve.

"You will go out tonight or feel like a complete failure. You must get really excited over a change of date"

Hate it!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:57, Reply)
We're sharing a bash birthday
but my actual birthday is the 31st.
I hate it. No one cares.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:57, Reply)
Yep, and mine is the 29th :)
*grins*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:59, Reply)
Ahh I see
I think it'd be a cool date to have a birthday on as everyone will be going to parties, so you can demand they all bring presents to yours :) Still not as cool as mine though as I get to say it's a month before god ,)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:01, Reply)
My niece
has her birthday on New Years Eve.
Mr Bin's best mate's is on the 27th. He hates that as he says no one cares.

My ex was Christmas Day. That really sucks.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, Reply)
They aren't good birthdays :p
They're very, very easy to forget!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, Reply)
Kaol,
you won't forget mine, will you?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, Reply)
Right
It's time for the sleep.

Good nights all.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, Reply)
If you don't forget mine :p
Haha!

EDIT: G'night PoD!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, Reply)
Deal!
Night, Podders.

Actually, I think I might call it a night too.
G'night, groovers.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, Reply)
failblog.org
I can't stop laughing at it. I'm on page 43 now.

failblog.org/2008/09/16/car-fail-2/
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:15, Reply)
Am about to go to bed
But since the chat has got round to birthdays and new year... mine's a week tomorrow, which is a crap time of year to have a birthday. I blame me parents.

And for new year we will have an ancrenne in the house, followed by a train trip to Edinburgh on new year's day, where we may be meeting a certain Dubai-based Scottish b3tan.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:17, Reply)
Night DG :)
And Clendrix and PoD...

anyone else??
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:22, Reply)
*waves*
'llo. But I'm off to bed soon.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:23, Reply)
Badger!
I'm still here.. just. You've got me for approximately half a glass of wine length... and I drink very fast.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:24, Reply)
I'm going for a smoke..
you probably drink faster than I smoke :p
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:25, Reply)
I dunno
I can smoke pretty damned quickly... especially when it's so fucking cold outside.

/Doesn't smoke in house.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:28, Reply)
Me neither
it is really fucking cold outside *brrrr*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:30, Reply)
Indeed
My pond is frozen and I'm worried about the goldfish...

Think I'll slurp the wine and seek comfort in the bosom of my woman.

Night all!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:31, Reply)
I'm bedward bound
Night peoples.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:33, Reply)
Hey again folks
We didn't win the pub quiz. Got second though:)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)
You'll just
have to take me with you next time BK

Night all, I'm off up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.

*edit*
I get to be first to say happy b3ta birthday to Clendrix
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:01, Reply)
night
Mrs L! Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:02, Reply)
Right...
First cell of tomorrow's comic is done, and I know where the story is going this week :D
Just gotta draw the other two tomorrow night, and knowing what I've gotta do for 'em is easier.

Time for a smoke now, then sleep.
G'night anyone that's still about.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:46, Reply)
Someone mentioned
a nude b3ta calendar?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:29, Reply)

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