Happy Saturday to you all
May you eat, drink and relax at the end of this week. I on the other hand must work hard, but don't let that put you off.


(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:45, 72 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

hurrah
we are doing well in the cricket! and I won a massive £20.90 on the euromillions, go me!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:28, Reply)

On the home stretch now!

I'm in a taxi on the way to the eurostar station. I'll have a little look round the shops and a few beers before my 3pm train.
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:41, Reply)

Chillin on the sofa
watching Time Team while daughter writes her story on the puter. She really likes writing :)

Just dropped in to say hi anyway, probably be around later!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:11, Reply)

Ouch!
My head reeeeeeeeealy hurts! T'was our lasses works do last night - There was karaoke, a buffet, and enough beer to fill Jade Goodie's filthy cavernous vagina.

And I drank it ........ enough beer to fill Jade Goodie's filthy cavernous vagina. I feel wretched.

On the upside I did address one of her collegues tits for an impressive portion of the night - They are smashing tits though!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:14, Reply)

I'd forgotten how bad the shops at Brussels Midi were

So I just ended up buying a paper, 1800 cigs and a small present.

I'm now sat in a bar opposite with a beer depressing myself reading the FT!
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:26, Reply)

Rainy London
And proper rain too, like the clouds "really mean it :)". Am on the train going to work, my glorious model having spectacularly failed about 20 minutes ago with the C# equivalent of a nonchalant shrug.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:38, Reply)

Wow
it's pretty dead in here.

Luckily I have some House to go watch woot woot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:18, Reply)

I have an excuse
I'm technically dead. Alcohol has rotted my brain.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:23, Reply)

aww
you can get a tiny bit of sympathy Swan *hands a nice cuppa* Tea makes everything better
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:25, Reply)

Yay! Sympathy!
(and tea) *Adpots shitty Dick Van Dyke cokney accent* Gawd bless ya Mary Grammar Badger.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:28, Reply)

hehe
Tea is awesome as is your dick van dyke impersonation
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:30, Reply)

Tea bringeth the goodness
I'm on my way to chim chimmeny chim chimmeny chim chim cher-fucking this hangover up the arse with a hair brush.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)

House
Assuming I get home tonight I'll be finishing series 4 on DVD!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:59, Reply)

Morning all
I ache so badly and I've no idea why. I've also got to trek into town in terrible weather to get money out and buy Christmas cards.

If you hadn't noticed I'm feeling a bit grumpy today =p
( Captain V, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:03, Reply)

I am now swanning around in a pre-party state with hair dye on.
It's itchy.

*hugs V*
( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:10, Reply)

*hugs Drixy*
Any exciting colour like pink or green?

I really need to work out what I'm going to wear to my work party tonight. I hope I can comfortably fit into one of my pairs of smart trousers. I also have to remember not to get too drunk as I don't want to be hungover tomorrow!

In entertaining news I just found this on wikipedia.
( Captain V, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:23, Reply)

I just found out I'm in work tomorrow so have to get this off my chest
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cuntitty Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cuntitty Cunting Cunt Cunt Cunt!!!!!!

And a fiddlesticks for good measure!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:32, Reply)

Woop woop
Morning all.

I have no paid all my bills (just) so I have some chance of getting some presents.

How are we all?

Oh and to brighten your day:

Sum Kittums.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4jMURatgGqE&NR=1
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:39, Reply)

Morning SV and ethel
I've found that I (just) fit into one of my pairs of trousers so I have something to wear tonight. I can't wait to drop the rest of the weight I've put on so I can wear them all again. I really don't fancy having to go out and buy more new trousers as I didn't buy my current smart(ish) clothes all that long ago =[

Anywho, I'm off to embrace the weather and buy Christmas cards. Cheerio.
( Captain V, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:41, Reply)

V
Erm, just lightened it a little bit. Would love to go pink but am rather too old :(
( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:48, Reply)

Hey guys
How be tricks?

I feel like someone's raped my mouth with a dead, shit covered weasel ...... And it's my mates stag night tonight.

Arse water.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:54, Reply)

Greetings
Last night, it was my works Christmas do. I only just realised my company director has a doppleganger in the company who looks just like him but with slightly less grey hair.

In other news, I've thought of something to write for this week's QOTW, so it looks like I may have to change my boardsig.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:10, Reply)

Hi guys
Some of you might remember I've got a comedy gig booked on May 11th. I did, but it's been changed to June 8th, so myself and Boss Keloid can share a billing. I'd best get writing and not put it off for 6 months like I did my dissertation. And, if you like, here is the calendar listing: b3ta.com/calendar/event/17670
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:24, Reply)

Hey Swan...
nice use of the rich vocabulary available to us there. Very nice indeed. Except that you don't sound in much of state to appreciate this fact :)

Hi Spakko and Piston. Nice slow afternoon - I'll be on the gin in the very near future, so I'm making the most of it.
( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:44, Reply)

Go for it madame!
I'm probably going to be drunk as a skunk as well...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Hmmm...
trouble is, gin makes me, er, a bit feisty. And at the party I shall be attending will be a girl who treated me like shit and abused our friendship terribly.

Will I behave? This is the question.

Edit: Should I behave? That's another question entirely :)
( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:59, Reply)

@clendertronica
Go for it!

Let her know exactly how you feel and let it all out!!!!! Although you risk damaging your friendship beyond repair, ask yourself this: If this is how she treated you, do you really still want to be friends?

Anyway, I hope this outburst of integrity will eventually lead to the two of you fixing the kinks your friendship.

* hugs *

Good luck.

* hugs again *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Thanks Spak!
Although I should say that I have no intention of rekindling my friendship - it's more a case of trying not to go berserk and shout and throw stuff.

I shall do my best to retain my dignity (much to the disappointment of Wookiee, who hopes to hear tales of violence and retribution tomorrow).
( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:38, Reply)

^ ^
In that case, perhaps it's best to leave things the way they are. Just concentrate on the other guests instead and try and ignore your ex-friend. Wookiee's lack of satisfaction is but a small sacrifice to make.

In other news, I was thinking of going to the local Woolworths for their closing-down sale, but I looked out the window, saw it was raining, and don't think I can be arsed anymore.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:48, Reply)

Evening all!
I'm now safely back in the UK and on a bus home. Well, by home I mean a bus to Camberwell anyway. I suspect I'll get slightly diverted and end up at my other home.

How are you all this rainy and windswept evening?
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:26, Reply)

Morning all
I just woke up, and am foregoing a days fishing to go apartment hunting.
Also, my boyfriends daughter turned 21 yesterday, so I have a hangover.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:38, Reply)

Good Luck WBM!
I hope the hangover isn't too bad.
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:46, Reply)

evening all
I am now officially bored.

I've been studying all afternoon, and can't be bothered anymore. Plus I need to tidy and go shopping. And it's 4 FUCKING HOURS till Barca v Real Madrid comes on the TV.

bill - how was Brussels? I was there in the summer - quite a dull place, no?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:59, Reply)

Yay!
Hull 2
Liverpool 2

G'wan Tigers!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:10, Reply)

I didn't see much of it
I was mainly sat in the EU HQ monitoring our equipment.

Wednesday, Thursday and Friday were all 15 hours days so I didn't get much of a chance to see anything!
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:19, Reply)

Sounds... interesting
As for me, I'm meeting up with BK tonight for a few drinks. Oh God I have no idea what to write... help!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:22, Reply)

i passed by it on the tour bus
that was as near as I got to it.

Did find a good old Greggs bakers there though, something I had seriously missed since moving.

oh - and the atomium is a giant waste of shite.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:25, Reply)

Evening
All.

I'm packing up for a four days away starting tomorrow. Prague, Frankfurt, Belgrade and Vienna*.

* - obvious Ultravox reference**
** - if you don't get the Ultravox reference without needing to use Google, you're young, damn you!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:31, Reply)

Yep, there are a few Gregs there
But that seemed like cheating.
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:32, Reply)

Hello there me lovelies
Have you all had a good day?

I've just had a text from a mate of mine to say that she has just walked into a game shop to get Ravin' Rabbids for her son and asked for a rampant rabbit instead! LOL
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:44, Reply)

Hee hee!
That made me giggle!
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:55, Reply)

Bill
Hi there!

I just texted her back and told her she had sex on the brain! She is a bit mental though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:57, Reply)

i thought it was just you that was a perv!
I stand corrected!
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:06, Reply)

Me a perv?
you seam to have mistaken me for somebody who looks just like me!

Oh well maybe I am, just a little bit though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:25, Reply)

Does your lookalike
Also own a coat specificly purchased so girls will stroke him?
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Right...
I am off down the pub for a few jars with BK. Oh, and if any of you want to support us at our little comedy gig, do check my profile for the calendar date. Should turn into a proper little bash this.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:20, Reply)

Damn you
You have found out my cunning plan!

It wasn't the only reason I bought it though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:21, Reply)

of course not

I believe you, thousands wouldn't!
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:59, Reply)

Oh Bill
You're a card you are, and one of the millions of other people!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)

So what
I'm flat and easily shuffled?

Or am I folded in the middle and have a nice sentiment written inside me?
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:14, Reply)

You are
Folded in the middle with a nice sentiment written on the inside, because you are not flat!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)

I'm not,
I'm curved in all the right places! ;-)
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)

That
Would be just one opinion.

Any idea where everybody else is tonight, it's really quiet even for a Saturday?

Not that I don't want to talk to you :)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:34, Reply)

No clue
You don't think they're having a bash without us do you?
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)

could be
sure they're all laughing at us right now while bashing.

It's started pissing down here, but at least the football has started too
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)

Yeah
They're all having a secret bash without us! In fact Bill you could be at that bash posting from your phone, laughing at me!

Oh Noes. I can haz paranoid now?

Hi Flesh, hows tricks?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Everyone says hello
I mean no they don't, I'm alone in my local honest!
(bill, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

I have a question
How do you work out the birthday of a reptile? Is it when it hatched from the egg, when the egg was laid, or when the egg was 'conceived'?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:22, Reply)

things are good Dok
spakka, I would have said from the hatching, but my science in uni was Sports. Where's Kaol when you need him, I'm sure he would know
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:28, Reply)

Evening all
And how are all your Saturdays?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Hi Mrs Bin
Are you having a good Saturday?

Spakka, Hi, it's from the day it hatches!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Hey guys
Hope everyone is well - I'm no longer hungover to buggery (Thanks God!) and have just got back from my mates stag do where I was good and only had water.

Just browsing the BBC website and saw this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7781525.stm

Is it just me or does the crim in the top right of the photo look like a young Gollum?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:22, Reply)

Swanny
He does doesn't he!

Give is it Degol, it's my birthday and I wants it!

Well he got it alright!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:25, Reply)

A ripe photo for some 'shopping
I'm sure that the families will all be heralding them as rough diamonds, a bit of a handful but basically good lads.

Thieving little rotters.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:28, Reply)

I wish I was better at photoshop
I can already think of several things to do!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:35, Reply)

My skills are non existent
I'm sure that someone will accept the challenge :)

Nighty night all ...... I are fucked and need my bed. Tata!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:45, Reply)

Night Swanny
I'll keep the lights on for a bit to see if anybody turns up.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:48, Reply)

I'm still around
watching the end of the football

5 mins to win me bout 200 euros
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:48, Reply)

excellent
one more please


and that looked bloody sore - big bald Cannavaro just ran, face-first, full-steam into the post
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:51, Reply)

I'm sort of around
Today has just been going very slow for me. Had a good night out last night with the company. The receptionist stole someone's security pass, and they ended up stealing her pass.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Hello
This is piston on BK's account. I do have one question... should I screw around with his profile? Tulip is against the idea, but my capacity for listening is *extremely* variable...

*edit*
Piston, you fucker! I'm taking my laptop upstairs. No WOW for you! *sulks*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:31, Reply)

So it is you
who's holding the secret bash.

No wonder it's been quiet tonight!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:33, Reply)