Home sweet home
Home is where the sweetness lies.


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:59, 139 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

* watches tumbleweed roll by *
Right, I'm off for a walk with my walking-group. Will be back this eve.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 9:56, Reply)

aw
bye then.

*watches spakka ramble off*

*noms tea with piston and beekers*

yay!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:16, Reply)

Mr Nong
I intend to have a relaxing day of making fuzzy things and listening to Prince Buster and the Skatalites.

Will someone bring me food at about 11 o clock?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:20, Reply)

wotcher fuzzy
how's it going?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:22, Reply)

Morning all!
Just thought I'd join in and also mention that patiently waiting for a go on the single computer in the house takes me right back to my school days, so thankyou Boss Keloid for making me feel like a kid again! Anyone got a decent recipes?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:37, Reply)

Hello guys
sounds like you've all been having a great weekend :)

I'm feeling weird coz of the antibiotics I'm on... and possibly the fact that I mixed them slightly with alcohol last night and I shouldn't have done.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:41, Reply)

Why is the world blurry today?
I drank too much at my work Christmas party last night. I don't think I did anything too stupid though but to be honest I don't remember a great deal after the meal...

I also sent two or three drunken texts to the girl I'm (hopefully still) going on a date with later today.

And finally, for some reason when I woke up this morning there were two pound coins in my glass of water. I wish I could remember why I put them in there.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:08, Reply)

Afternoon all
I'm writing this in the back of the most luxuriously appointed taxi I've ever been in, on the way to Heathrow and from there to Serbia.

War criminals, anyone?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:20, Reply)

Yes please Edmund
I could do with a couple of them!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:27, Reply)

any
particular ones, ie, Ratko Mladic...?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:40, Reply)

Surprise me
I'd be happy with that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)

Well I am now on my way home
And me and Boss Keloid are giving serious consideration to joining an Alpha Course to screw with the people's heads... Too harsh do you think or an evening well spent?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:23, Reply)

Perhaps it's cause I'm hungover
But I think it could be quite an interesting thing to do if you're armed with THE POWER OF SCIENCE!

I really should get myself ready for this date. I fear it's not going to go too well as I feel like I've just fallen out of a badgers arse. I knew there was a reason I had planned not to do anything today. Stupid parties..
( Captain V, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:27, Reply)

this isn't a baldmonkey thread
I'll come back later
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:34, Reply)

I suggest a large coffee
And a massive fryup to help out with the hangover. I would cook it for you but you have the misfortune not to live near me. Oh well!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:35, Reply)

Urgh
Coffee! Can't stand the stuff. The bacon sarnie I had helped though. Hopefully if I have a nap on the train that'll help too.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Quite possibly
I'm back home now... and the cat is proving as annoying as ever. Ah well.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:10, Reply)

Ningalinganing
Pow says I.

How are we all?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:34, Reply)

afternoon people
I have a headache for no apparent reason. tHat is all.

how is everyone today? Supposed to be picking up an old computer later this afternoon, but might wait till tomorrow. Don't know really
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 14:52, Reply)

jeez
way to kill a thread
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)

*wanders in*
*sees tumbleweed*


*saunters off again*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:33, Reply)

Noon all
I've had a lovely, if not cold day wandering round the South bank looking at stuff. I forgot Borough market isn't on today, so no tasty foodstuffs for me :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:41, Reply)

G'evening to you people.
I'm back now, you can stop worrying.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 16:55, Reply)

Phew!
*wipes sweat from brow*

Glad you're back Kaol :o) *waves*

didn't know you'd been away - I've not been around much recently
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:03, Reply)

Haha!
I've had quite a busy weekend, had a disastrous date on Friday night, then went to a Christmas party with a friend last night.
And spent today with a hangover, despite not being drunk :|

Anyway, how're you doing?
*hugs*
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:06, Reply)

Afternoon All
Feeling slightly ropey after two microbashes in one day yesterday.

Worth it though, was a bloody top weekend!

Sorry to hear your date didn't go well Kaol.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:08, Reply)

'noon
Just got back from my walk. Was a bit cold and muddy, but got chatting to a few people and went to the pub afterwards. The walk passed near where I live and also another place I looked for a flat in.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:22, Reply)

Haha!
It's ok, I wasn't expecting it to!

I had a rather big "I'm going to Hell" moment on Friday night... I think I'll QOTW it.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:33, Reply)

Now that our resident biologist is here...
How do you work out the birthday of a reptile? Is it when it hatched from the egg, when the egg was laid, or when the egg was 'conceived'?

EDIT: @BK: two microbashes in one day? Do tell.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)

@ Spakka
Well, I had the lovely miss tulip down visiting me this weekend, and we met up eith Davro and Tourette's yesterday afternoon, and then we went out for a few with Piston_Broke last night. Top day!

*edit*
And this happened on the way home
b3ta.com/questions/hell/post328482
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:38, Reply)

Right...
You could compare the egg-shell of a reptile to the amniotic sac that a human baby is contained in.
So, by that logic, the "birthday" would be when it hatched out.

P.S. Not all reptiles lay eggs, there are a few that give birth to live young.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:39, Reply)

@Beek-Beek
Nice one! I suspect the taxi-driver was just trying to join in the fun and didn't have a lisp himself. Oh well, glad you enjoyed yourselves. It appears that Leeds is now a more happenin' place for b3tabashes than Lahndan.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:45, Reply)

@Kaol
This stems from a discussion we were having at work. In Humans, the birthday is usually the day of vaginal ejection, but were wondering if in fact it should be the date of conception. I then posted a reply saying thank god our resident birthday-boy wasn't a reptile, or the discussion would be even more complex.

Now creatures with cybernetic implants and robots with biological parts ... then things really get complex!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:48, Reply)

Surely a robot with animal parts
Is just a robot.
If you were to have horrific heart-failure, and get a pace-maker implant, you'd still celebrate your birthday?
I assume you would anyway, as opposed to celebrating the day that the factory screwed the battery into your implant...
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:50, Reply)

Hello
this is a bit slow, isn't it?

What a top weekend. We were in Leeds on Friday to see the Levellers. Tourette's managed to make the band's weekend by chucking her bra at them - according to ancrenne it's now nestled snugly in their drum kit. Met BK and Tulip on Saturday afternoon, and today I've been out to hunt a Christmas tree. Somewhat successfully, I may say.

And best of all - only four days left at work before I have a whole fortnight and a bit off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:52, Reply)

*unlurks*
*laughs at the words vaginal ejection*

*relurks*
( wanderlust, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:52, Reply)

VAGINAL EJECTION
* makes Wanderlust come again *

EDIT: Evenin ancrenne. Not seen you around much lately. You were sorely missed.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:56, Reply)

*wanders in*
I've had a lovely weekend.
*slumps into chair*

Hello all. Hello to you, Ancrenne!
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:56, Reply)

Evening Davros, Lusty, Ancrenne!
It was a top afternoon DG, nice to see you and the sweary lady again:)

*edit*

Ooh, and clendrix!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:57, Reply)

Evenin' Clendertronica
How was your party last night? Did you avoid your ex-friend or did tensions rise?

EDIT: @ancrenne: That may be because Tourettes put lots of glue on it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:58, Reply)

Spak
The party was really good fun and I managed to a) get pissed on gin and b) behave myself. I left with dignity intact.
Besides, I had wonderful support from two of my favourite friends all night and that was the best thing of all :)

Ancrenne, after a couple of crappy weeks, I'm finally starting to get things together again, I think.
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:01, Reply)

@ancrenne
Sorry to hear about that. Are you affected by lack of sunlight (eg. Seasonal Affective Disorder)?

Believe me, I did notice your absence. Glad to have you back.

* hugs *

EDIT: @clendrix: Seems like the best possible outcome occured and you had fun too. WOO!!!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:03, Reply)

Ooh! More people!
Hello ancrenne, hello clendrix *snogs*

Hello spak *proffers manly punch on shoulder*

I'm flitting between doing dishes and here so 'scuse me if I'm a bit sporadic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:04, Reply)

I'm off out in a couple of hours,
But kinda here on and off 'til then.

Hello to ancrenne, clendrix and DG :)
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:05, Reply)

A snog from DG?
How lovely!

Hey Kaol, hope you're behaving yourself. And Spak, yes, it was good fun, definitely.
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:07, Reply)

Evenin' DG
I suspect I may become sporadic too.

Not sure whether to make my dinner, have a bath, write my two answers for this week's QOTW, or finally get round to finishing installing the software on my laptop I want to install.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:08, Reply)

Evening all
I've had a fairly horrific weekend of rubbish work that's due tomorrow, and still needs finished tonight, and discovering that my second wrist is becoming as ruined as my first.

At 21, I don't feel this is good for the future.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:10, Reply)

Yeah, I'm behaving myself :)
Having to fill out some sodding car-accident form that came in the post.
Waste of my fucking time.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:12, Reply)

ancrenne
do give the Levs Tourette's best, won't you? :-)

And tell them that was a fucking awesome gig on Friday - possibly the best I've seen them for a while. Not that they've ever been crap, but the last couple of times were tainted by the fact that we were late and so only saw part of the set, which left me a bit grumpy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:17, Reply)

'fraid not
Not being a native and all.

Rest assured that our house will be toasty and warm for your impending visit though!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:24, Reply)

Evenin' POD
Do the wrists just ache, or is it more permanent? If so, that's not a good sign.

@ancrenne: If it's 'that' anniversary, I suggest you spend the day indulging yourself. Drink as much as you like, smoke as much as you like, and add whatever else to the mix. Make it a day to enjoy. But apart from that, you've built up a very strong personality over the years. I'm sure it can carry you through these hard times. People will let you down - it's an unfortunate fact of life, but you've shown you can be resourceful and self-sufficient when it comes down to it. Just persevere and keep strong.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:25, Reply)

We're looking forward
to having you back for a bit longer this time.

Off now, enjoy the gig.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:32, Reply)

See ya DG & ancrenne
Looks like things are getting quieter in here.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:43, Reply)

*pops back briefly*
*returns squishy hugs to Kaol way up there^^^*

*waves to everyone*

Aye, what a canny weekend (except for SJ being poorly - hence my sporadicness tonight).

Had a great night on Friday at the Levellers gig (threw my bra at them) then a spiffing pint with Beekers & Tulip yesterday :o)

Everyone else well? How are your legs from the hike Spak?

*offers to rub Spak's legs*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:42, Reply)

Greetings miss ( . )( . )
Glad you had a good weekend.

The walk was pretty short, but would still appreciate a leg-rub.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)

Is this a private chat?
Or can anyone join in?

Hello btw.

Ooh, 'L' plates. That's not good...
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:16, Reply)

Evening all
How has everyone's weekend been?

I am getting fed up with the trolls.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Hello Mrs Bin
I'm not a troll, honest.

No, really. I'm not...
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:26, Reply)

i was refering to
the main Off Topic page there Stair Master.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Er....... welcome, I think ^
I don't want to be rude to a noob, so, er, hello! Fancy a bit of cake?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Cake Tourettes?
I've made some mince pies today. Swaps?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:40, Reply)

Ooh, a lady (in fact, 2 ladies) are talking to me on the internet.
I'm so popular, even though I've only been around for a short while.

Just wait until I tell my boy - he'll be so proud!

*Accepts cake*
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Of course
you only have our word for it that we are ladies.

We might be fat middle-aged men who still live with our mums.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Trust me
The Master Geordie family are adept at sussing these things out.

I know, for example, that you are not fat, lonely, or a virgin.

I can tell these things from the way you type. On the internet.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Ooh, yes Mrs Bin!
Let's share nicely :o)

Do you make your own mincemeat? MY MUM does Delia's recipe ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:54, Reply)

I did one year
Tourettes, but I didn't find it any better than shop bought.
And at the speed that Mr Bin puts them away I don't think he'd notice.

*edit* *makes 'Your mum does Delia joke'*
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:57, Reply)

*sniggers behind hand*
"the speed Mr Bin puts them away"

hehehehe ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)

Hello lovely ladies!
And, erm, Stair.

*yawns*
I've a feeling I won't be here for long this evening...
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Have we frightened the new fellow away?
..............?

*scampers off to check on soup & find wine*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)

I think I won't either Clendrix
I didn't get much sleep last night (I can see you Tourettes) as I have a shocking cough.

And I've got to go to my new school tomorrow to spend the day with the teacher I'm taking over from. I'm a bit frightened.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:03, Reply)

Mrs Bin...
why are you frightened? A bit apprehensive about taking over the new class? That's understandable, I suppose. But when it's you in charge, it'll feel better, won't it?
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)

I guess so
but it's also the responsibility. And they are a bunch of fuckers. It's going to be a bit of an uphill fight.

I do hope Grammar Badger isn't watching Top Gear. They've just destroyed another Marina.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Oh dear...bunch of fuckers?
How old are they?

I done a teeny bit of teaching. I preferred it when I was left on my own with them to being with someone else, but yes, there is the responsibility.

But you know the rules, Mrs Bin...go in bloody hard (I do hope Tourettes is busy elsewhere) because you can always ease off later.

Kids eh? Can't live with 'em, can't shoot the little bastards in the head and bury them in Epping Forest.
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)

clendrix is here
Another b3ta lady drawn to the internet by my awesome presence.

My boy learned everything he knows from me, you know. Except he's not as popular as me. On the internet.

You can tell can't you?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:17, Reply)

They are real shitbags
I had to take them as a supply teacher about a week ago.

They are not going to know what has hit them next term.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Take them?
Not in the biblical sense..?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)

Oh Stair Master,
there is something familiar and appealing about you.

Can I push your button and watch you go up?
The stairs?

Mrs Bin, that's the bloody spirit! Break them. They'll thank you for it later.
*sniggers*
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

You can push my buttons anytime you like clenders
Off I go, up and down, up and down, until the maintenance engineer has to come and rescue me.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:22, Reply)

Stair...
just don't end up like Mrs Deagle in Gremlins.
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:31, Reply)

*Gibbers*
Oh my dear God. I've mentioned in the past the website I was working on... the client offered me £250. I was aiming for more like £150. That's not the best part. I would also be getting a cut of the profits, which from what I am told is actually going to be about 5 times the estimate of what I was thinking it was going to be. Oh deary God. I think I've got palpitations just thinking about it.

*Fires up Photoshop and starts furiously designing*

/Edit

Where the fuck is everyone?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:12, Reply)

they all fucked off
thats good news that though, nice one
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Hullo Piston!
We almost enjoyed a pint with you last night...
Had several lovely pints with Beekers & Tulip before you met up with them.

There's red wine on the go here if you fancy a glass?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:41, Reply)

This is the time of the weekend when I have to decide to just give up. It's over. Back to work. Much sadness......
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:44, Reply)

So it goes Tourettes
Still, there is always the York bash if Spakka ever gets his arse in gear.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Hello again
@PB: Congratulations on the cash for the website.

EDIT: Re York Bash: It's on the calendar. I have some thoughts on making the bash a bit different from the run of the mill bashes. I just need to put them down.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:48, Reply)

@ Spakka
Cheers fella. But come on fella, get some details down!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Hahaha!
How's everyone doing?
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:52, Reply)

I'm good
And I've calmed down now, thankfully. A bit miffed with bloody WoW because it keeps on BSODding on me mind.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:55, Reply)

BSODing?
That sucks!

I'm going to see The Mighty Boosh tomorrow night, which I only found out about on Friday, so it's a nice surprise!
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:57, Reply)

Nice work Kaol!
Try not to throw furniture at the stage mind, I know how you are with gorillas.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:58, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
I like gorillas!
It's pandas that I can't stand...
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:59, Reply)

And people in parkas, oddly enough

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:00, Reply)

Kaol
I took Sweary Junior to see the Boosh the other week - top notch show. However, I did find perving at Noel Fielding whilst out with my son more than a tad incongruous
:-S

Enjoy it petal!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:02, Reply)

So it goes
I will say this though. I want his hat.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:07, Reply)

Evening all
It's been a long, long weekend, but it's nearly done now. I'm counting down the days to the holidays. Roll on Thursday afternoon!

Also, if you are still about 'spakka, in answer to your much, much earlier question, it's RSI in my wrists. Lucky me.


So anyway, how are we all in here?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:07, Reply)

Oh dear PoD
Too much wanking?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:14, Reply)

Woo!
Thanks Tourettes!
Enjoy it I shall, going with my mate from work, gonna sneak off a bit early :D

AND I found out at the weekend that a wonderful friend of mine and I are going to see AC/DC next year :D
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:15, Reply)

^ Kaol
I won't give too much away, but they do cunt the Honey Monster in the fuck for ripping off their crimping ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:25, Reply)

Fantastic!
*looks forward to it*

I'll have to gaz you afterwards :D
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:28, Reply)

Piston
Which hat?

His kinky boots do it for me.

*thinks juicy thoughts*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:28, Reply)

Yes Kaol
Please do!

And remind me about the various shades of brown in Howard's attire - I can only remember his "angry nutmeg" cord jacket ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:31, Reply)

Will do!
I'll make a special effort to remember for you :p

*looks around*

I think it's time for me to sneak out for a smoke.

*waves*
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:33, Reply)

Hey dudes
hows it hanging etc
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)

Evenin POD
Sorry to hear about your wrists. Will you still be able to play the guitar?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)

@ Tourette's
The one he seemed to wear a lot when he was in Buzzcocks. Probably wouldn't suit me, but oh well.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:35, Reply)

Oh Kaol, I wish I'd known you were ready for one...
I has just been in the bike shed ;)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:36, Reply)

OOOOOOOOH MM!
*squeals like a pig*

I'm hanging on the left, thanks!

How the devil are you sweetheart?

*hugs*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:37, Reply)

Hurrah!
I may have gone out for an end of term drink.
I may have discovered that my screamingly gay tutor is not, in fact gay, but bisexual.
I may have responded to this news by flirting outrageously with him.

EDIT: oh, and *mahoosivelezzersnogs*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:39, Reply)

The question is...
Did you do any of that with an outrageous French accent?????

*edit*

*even sloppier likewise snogs back atcha*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Luckily I eschewed that little detail.
He was off his face too, and I do recall some reciprocation.

How the fuck he isn't gay is anyone's guess
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:43, Reply)

WHERE THE FUCK IS JMG?
HERE'S 2 LADY B3TANS EXCHANGING LEZZERSNOGS!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:44, Reply)

Evening MM
Nice and loose and full of juice.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:45, Reply)

I can go find him
He was on /talk.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:45, Reply)

scuse me temporarily chuck
I'm sneaking off to join Kaol for a smoke.
Back in 5 x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:46, Reply)

He looks a little fruity
And he's called Dallas...

*laughs*

In other news, I'm eating birthday cake. It's awesome!
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:46, Reply)

He is indeed called Dallas
I claim that as my excuse.

Dear fucking god was I drunk.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Hmm...
So was that a while ago, or have you rapidly sobered?

I've spent most of today with a hangover. But I didn't get drunk last night. Stupid moderation.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:54, Reply)

This was friday
I have just about recovered. I did my usual of going on somewhere else and not getting in until stupid oclock though.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:55, Reply)

MM is here!
She has obviously heard how awesome I am and has come running from the kitchen, abandoning her dishes as fast as her small feet would carry her!

I am awesome and never do housework, for that is the job of internet wimmin. When they are not having sex.

Except that if they are on the internet, they obviously don't have sex.





Ever.


It's true, especially if they are fat. If they are fat, they watch Jeremy Kyle and wonder what it would be like to have a paternity test.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:56, Reply)

Ah SMG
The idea occurs we should get you a V8-powered stairlift. What say you to this awesome idea?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:58, Reply)

I say
Woo! And awesome!

Have you been watching Top Gear?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:59, Reply)

Hi al.
How are you?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:00, Reply)

PHWOAAAAAAAAAR
V8 engines.........

*froths profusely at the gash*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:08, Reply)

Oh dear...
Right, on that note I'm going to have another smoke and then go and freeze to death to bed.

G'night!
( Cawl, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:11, Reply)

You can ram your gearstick
in my crankshaft any day.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:12, Reply)

Oh SMG
Where did you come from, and why has it taken you so long to get here?

You has saved teh internet with your words of wisdom wot you spurted from your keyboard. Even baldmonkey doesn't hold a candle to you.

Innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:14, Reply)

Oi oi DG
You caught me as I have to leave.

The dog is doing that thing with her lead again.

kissy kissy poos xxxxx
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:17, Reply)

who is baldmonkey?
Sweet dreams Kaol!

*blows night-night kisses*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:17, Reply)

Aw, don't go MM
And why did you feel the need to kiss your poo? That's a bit gross isn't it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:19, Reply)

Ah yes
Baldmonkey. Another /talker, and is even weirder in real life. He makes Woodside look depressingly normal, which in fact he is. Apart from being freakishly tall.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:28, Reply)

You KNOW them?
And they are "normal"...?










I find that *hard* to believe.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:31, Reply)

Yip
I do, and they are. Well, baldmonkey isn't, but the sight of him grinning with a sledgehammer in his hand happily smashing up a keyboard will stay with me for a very very long time. And on that bombshell, goodnight. I have work tomorrow, but so do we all. Night!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:50, Reply)