Good morning.
Is anyone about?


( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:04, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning!
It's been dead around here the past few days. And work's been really quiet. Therefore I've been SO bored and have been forced to do unusual things, like real-life stuff.

And!

www.b3ta.com/talk/5796865

How're you? Happy New Year!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:40, Reply)

Morning
Lust and 3L! Yay people :)

Im the only one in the office, I'm either ill or still hungover and I have no idea what Im doing at work :p

On the up side, I walked to work in ankle deep powder snow this morning. Awesome.
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Hello darras and No3L
Did you both have a good new year?

It's so quiet here today.
I'm bored.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:50, Reply)

HNY darras
Snow eh? We got a smattering of rain half an hour ago, and that's it. Useless bloody weather.

*bounces*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:51, Reply)

New year!
may it be happier than yesterday was :p Dayum my new year was so good Im going to be feeling it for weeks :D

Although I did manage to multilate myself pretty badly while making the new year fancy schmancy dinner. :(
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:52, Reply)

How did you multilate youself?
The news said it might sleet here later on. I hope it doesn't too much and fuck up the trains. I'm meant to be going away for the weekend and a leaf falling on the tracks seems to do enough damage! If there was sleet/snow it would feel like the end of the world.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:56, Reply)

I am
at work.

How are you Lusty?

And everyone else, of course...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:59, Reply)

lusty
It was the worst cooking day of my life! Slashed my arm with a knife, then I stabbed the palm of my hand with it theeen I chopped into my thumb (I hate onions.. slippery bastards!)

And finally, the height of my stupidity caused me to try to blend hot soup in the blender, so it exploded and I got a steam burn on my arm, second degree it looks like. And then the blister popped on the table which was a bit nasty. So it all looks a bit horrific! Im glad it's not somewhere i have to see it all the time or the hangover would have been worse :p
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:00, Reply)

lo himjim
and welcome to the drudgery of working this friday :D
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:01, Reply)

darras
That sounds like all kinds of painful. At least you got a decent blister out of it. As gross as there are when they burst, there's always something quite satisfying about it.

Good morning himjimaling!
*waves*
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:05, Reply)

maybe it'll scar..
and it looks like a nike sign! Just do it, eh..
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:07, Reply)

I've been working
all over Christmas. I'm used to it now :D

Means I get super extra holiday time this year though, so I'm happy.

Mind you, I've got bugger all work to do, so I'm going to rape some computers upstairs for bits for my desktop.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:19, Reply)

oo
computer rapage. I've been at work for about 2 hours now and I've shuffled some paperwork and answered the phone once.

Go productivity!
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:21, Reply)

The overseer just called in.
She taking today off sick.
I think her hypochondria is playing up again :p

I have a feeling it's going to be a long, quiet day all by myself.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Me too
I had 4 people in my office last on Monday (usually it's just me) and I couldn't wait to get them out.

Now it's just me, a pint of coffee and Dire Straits.

Edit: Darras, you have Cat porn in your profile :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:25, Reply)

shocking isn't it :(
what the world is coming to! Poor little Freja, it was just an innocent stretch..
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Ohhh coffee
now there's an idea.

I think I'd be twitching like a paedo's cock in a playground if I had a pint of it though.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:31, Reply)

I was given a big mug by Big Dug.
It's very big.

Darras, don't worry. I've got cat porn on my Facebook.

Threadkiller :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:36, Reply)

that's beautiful
himjim.

Fuckit, I'm going home in 45. Call it a 3 hour work day, I can't be bothered!
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:43, Reply)

@darras
I'm so jealous you get to go home in 45minutes!

Oh christ! Steps are playing on radio 1.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:47, Reply)

did you dance?
lusty?

woo 20 minutes to go, the joy of being alone in the office on a day I can stay for as long as I like :D
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I didn't dance to steps.
But now they're playing salt 'n' pepper so it'd be rude not to really.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Morning everyone
I had a most splendid day of watching blackadder goes forth and the christmas special yesterday. Plus catching up with people I hadn't spoken to in ages.

Today I shall be back at work...once I've forced my way out of bed that is.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Morning Becky!
Sounds like you had a good day then.

If I was you I wouldn't bother getting out of bed. Just stay where you are!
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Morning!
Goodness me it's been a while since I've been here, how the devil is everyone?

Were festive times good for all?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:23, Reply)

morning all
happy new year etc etc

im at work, and bored, so so bored, still the sleep deprivation and chocolate covered coffee beans are making me hallucinate slightly!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Lucy!
I was wondering where you'd disappeared to!

How are you my lovely?
*cuddles*

ello halfy!
*waves*
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I would do
but I'm working on Sunday, so need to go in to pick up my uniform as I'm working in a different branch and don't fancy wearing someone elses stuff for the day.

Hi LVP, long time no see :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)

*cuddles back*
Hello!

I've been working so I haven't been able to come on here so much. But I have a lovely lovely day off today and thought I'd pop on here before heading off to do some shopping.

As I'm with Mr VP at the mo, I'm going to Oxford Street to do it properly!

What have I missed? How has everyone been?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:30, Reply)

@Lucy
Rather you than me on Oxford Street. I think that place needs to have a fast lane. I always end up getting stuck behind people dragging their feet who bash my legs with heavy bags.
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:39, Reply)

lusty
I know but I really need some more clothes. Looks like it might not happen now though because I'm meeting a friend for lunch and need to be back by 4 in order to put a flipping parking voucher in the car.
My life is so rock and roll.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Oxford St is over rated and shit anyway
I can't be doing with slow moving people either.

Right I'm off to work, catch you all later x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Blimey!
Did this thread really die that long ago, or is my clock wrong?

*sads*
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Alright clendrix?
It ain't dead yet. Look!

*checks for pulse*
*listens for breathing*
*sighs*

JFC I'm bored. Although I've found /talk considerably more fun and with nicer people than I remember it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Oh good!
I expect that things will perk up again next week anyway. It's bound to be quiet without Kaol going on about death and Al being pervy.

I've wandered onto /talk before. There are lots of funny people on there.
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)

EAT MY SEMEN
By which I mean Happy New Year, you two.

Clenders, where are al and Kaol? Have they disgraced themselves again?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I'm looking forward to a new question too
The past couple have been a bit pants. Did you see the Popular page for 'Addicted?'

*rolls eyes*

I think I need more sleep - I'm very cynical today :(

Edit: Bert! *chows down*

al's in Australia and Kaol's off for the winterval.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:04, Reply)

HNY Bert!
Yes, Al is sunning himself on a beach in Australia somewhere. Kaol has been rampaging around in London, but I can report that he is alive and well :)
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:11, Reply)

*stumbles in*
HNY, all. I'm still on holiday, and not long out of bed. Not back to work until Tuesday afternoon, which is rather nice.

Consequently, I may be hanging around here for a bit.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Wotcher K2k6.
Lordy it's quiet on here today. I may have to go out and do something if I've nothing to distract me here!
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:19, Reply)

HNY people
I'm not officially back to work until Wednesday, but no doubt I'll end up in the office on Monday, and another holiday Tuesday
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Hello again all.
I was playing the how many times can I spin around in my chair before I feel sick game with one of the engineers.

Then he gave me some sweeties.

nom nom nom
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:23, Reply)

So
did you all have a nice Christmas/Hogmanay/New Year/Winterval then?

I enjoyed mine. And I'm still enjoying it.

*smugs at people at work today*

Edit@Lusty - sweeties? Or Rohypnol?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:23, Reply)

K2k6
I'm pretty sure they're sweeties.

*feels a bit funny*

*starts sluring*

*passes out*
( wanderlust, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Ah, yes Lusty
Engineers' sweeties. I thought so!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)

*sighs*
big
small
big
small
big
small

I think I'm going nuts.
I may go out for a while...
I may have to go shopping and buy stuff for me.
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Morning all
This is my last weekday off until I go back to work. Not good. I've hardly got anything done with my time off which is a bit depressing. Mind you I've very nearly got a skiing holiday organised for later in the month which makes me all of the happy.
( Captain V, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Captain V
Seems to have killed the thread again... But in other news I am off to have see family in Norfolk. This truly has been one of the busiest Christmasses ever for me. And then back to work for me next week! I am going to need a holiday to recover from the holiday I think...

Oh yes and a belated Happy New Year to you all! I would have said something earlier but I only sobered up this morning...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 12:57, Reply)

HNY Everyboy
Hope you didn't get to drunk the other night!

*hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:01, Reply)

*staggers in, smelling faintly of petrol*
'noon everyone. Hope everyone's had a great holiday.

I've done the usual Christmassy thing of muchous drunkenness, arguing with stupid relatives, no internets and epic road trips in a borrowed flashy car, and now I'm enjoying my last day off work before I have to condition my body back to normality over the weekend.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I have my last hurrah for Christmas this weekend
Thankfully visits to Dad's are usually quite chilled out, thank goodness. Here is to hoping I don't get stuck on a shitty rail replacement bus on the way there though. I find them most disagreeable! That, and they are slow, and smelly.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Happy Flu Year!
Hello everyone... *cough, splutter, and sneezles*

I have the flu, so am thoroughly miserable and bored now! However, it does mean lots of time for fluffy snuggles with my myriad of animals, so yay for that! Am hoping to get back to work on Monday, germs permitting, then the New Year will really begin.
I shall shuffle back off to me bed now, but wanted to say hi, as I am trying to be less of a lurker this year!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Was that Bentalls?
We'll hold you to your promise of less lurking, you know!
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Hello everyone.
I'm stressed but marginally less stressed than I was this morning.

Arghhhhh! I'm dreading the first week back at work. The second week will be slightly less painful and then I'm off to America for 10 days. Woo!

Can I give a big shout out to my bookeeper Jackie who is feckin ace.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Well you can BGB
but it would have seemed to have killed the thread!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Afternoon all!
Anyone else still around?

Happy New Year and all that jazz!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Here Lies the HSH Thread
killed 2/1/09 by Boss Keloid

......
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 19:40, Reply)