I haven't had a cigarette since Sunday night.
I'm drunk. I want a smoke.
I fucking hate you all by the way. You bunch of jizz sucking, acid cunt wankers.
GIVE ME A FUCKING FAG YOU BASTARDS.


Oh yeah, you might as well have a fucking evening thread while I'm here.

I hope you all get HIV.


( wanderlust, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:45, 140 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lusty!
*loves*

*loves harder*
( Captain V, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:46, Reply)

As much as we all adore each other
This makes me want to go outside to smoke.

Nicotine lozenges FTW....the only free advice I will ever give.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, Reply)

Hey Ancrenne
You're keeping well I trust? Have you been paid yet?

Oh, gaz incoming *hurls and takes cover*
( Captain V, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, Reply)

*cries*
I didn't think giving up would be this hard.
I'm sure the 4 pints of cider and 3 shots haven't helped.

I actaully had a cry on the tube home I wanted a fag so bad.
*is pathetic*

I think if I give in now though I'll regret it.

This is shit.
( wanderlust, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, Reply)

Hello everyone
I can't do vitriol either.

@ancrenne - how is the pants business going?

@Lusty - going through the D/Ts huh? My sympathies, I've been there before. Worth it though, that'll be £6 a throw less that doesn't go to the Gubmint.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Well I'm off home
Smell you lot later.
( Captain V, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:02, Reply)

@PJM
I know it'll be worth it, but honestly all I want to do is smoke all the cigarettes in the world right now :(
( wanderlust, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:04, Reply)

Evening all
I'm in for a fun night of work tonight. Woot!

Ancrenne m'dear, it's been a while. Are you well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:13, Reply)

I understand that feeling Lusty
Is there anything that distracts you, or that you would appreciate more for not smoking?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:22, Reply)

Oh dear...
I've got the opposite of this.
Smoking, but haven't had a drop of alcohol since the 30th of December.
I'm getting to the point that I might well kill someone soon.

But good work on the not smoking, I'm impressed :)
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:24, Reply)

Hi Kaol
Long time no speak, are you keeping well?

No booze in a fortnight? Impressive - what is it with clean living b3tans?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:29, Reply)

I'm not bad thanks
Work is boring as ever, but I'm stuck here for the foreseeable future.
Other than that... Not really up to much, just band-stuff.

How about you? Get the car-issue sorted? Was it the battery?
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:30, Reply)

I wish I'd just quit drinking instead.
Smoking beats drinking hands down.

I think knowing I can't have a spliff is getting to me more than anything. This is the longest I've gone without a cigarette in 6 years and the longest I've gone without a spliff in about 2 months.

Someone come hug me :(
( wanderlust, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:32, Reply)

@Kaol
You were looking to head into the city for a while weren't you?

Ah the car... That was a saga best left to chickenlady to explain. Basically her battery terminal was loose but the garage cocked up a repair to her brake switch under the dashboard - we discovered this thanks to smoke and the smell of burning Peugeot pouring out of the air vents.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:33, Reply)

Aww, poor 'lusty
How's band stuff going these days Mr Kaol? My lot just keep getting booked to play at stuff, which would be great apart from all the uni work I have to fit in somewhere.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:34, Reply)

*hugs lusty*
Well... It does sound like you're doing well, however rubbish it is.
Oh, and the claw-hand-man, was there a back-story, or was he just on the tube?

EDIT: Yeah, I still want to move to London, but things aren't looking like they'll let me do that any time soon.

And band-stuff, Mr. PoD, is going slowly, as we've only had one practice since last year!
But we've got an awesome new guitarist, which is cool!
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:34, Reply)

@Lusty
No spliffs either? Could you not resort to a pipe? *coughs* not that I have knowledge of such things...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:35, Reply)

Car stuff...
Sounds typical!

I really wish I had a friend who was a mechanic, garages can be shite.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)

A new guitarist? Ooooo....
I feel practices are overrated. Very much so.

edits - Just learn to do it yourself, Kaol. I'm off to play plumber tomorrow at a friends house to save them phoning and paying a proper one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)

@Kaol
Claw hand man wasn't even on the tube. He was just walking down the road, clapping his claw.
I've never seen anyone with a hook before. He was very well-to-do as well. It was amazing.
( wanderlust, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)

@ Lusty
Still? Well done!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:41, Reply)

@kaol
Get your hands on an old banger (fnar!) and learn the basics. Hark at me, I know feck all about fixing cars although I've worked on VW busses in the past and done the odd bit of work on my VWs and Alfas.

TGB is the expert. I think she learned as she fixed.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:43, Reply)

Claw man sounds awesome :D
If I had a claw, I'd get a fancy hat, and maybe some cowboy boots.

PoD, I'll send you something, hang on!

EDIT: PJM, I used to have a Series 2a Land Rover, I can fix lots of stuff, but in new cars it's stupid things like the computer and that can go wrong!
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:44, Reply)

@BK
Did you not think I'd last?

Thanks for the vote of confidence!
( wanderlust, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:45, Reply)

Claw man?
As in "The Hooded Claw"?

Or the beardy bloke from Muswell Hill?

*edits* shit. That was a hook wasn't it.
*goes to check difference between "hook" and "claw" *
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:45, Reply)

@Kaol
You're right. Nowadays you have to buy a whole new glimbart if a nanotek goes for a shit.

Glimbarts are expensive and fragile, especially the Italian ones.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:47, Reply)

@ Lusty
YOu sounded like you were in agony before. I thought you were going to cave. I told you it would taste minging though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:47, Reply)

Says the man that just mentioned Alfas, PJM
Come on Kaol, send quicker! I am expectant.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Hi BK
How the hell are you?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:49, Reply)

It's sending!
3.59 Mb of fun!

I'm feeling generous, anyone else wants to hear a pretty rough version of one of my songs, gaz me their email address.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:50, Reply)

Hey PJM
Not bad. 9 days off the fags now so my skin's all grotty and I'm coughing most of my lungs up, but it'll be worth it!

How's you?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:51, Reply)

You'll feel perky soon BK
The DTs last a while, but you get through. Congrats on giving it a go.

Am fine and dandy - new year, new job, new place to live (nearly) and a new mountain bike (almost).
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:53, Reply)

@ PJM
Another few days and I'll be right. Stocked up on vitamins, juice and fruit.

Sounds like a good start to the year.

I've got a nice week in Scotland from next Friday and then back for the York bash:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:55, Reply)

Excellent
Whereabouts in Scotland?

We're York-ing too. Looking forward to hopefully meeting Che Grimsdale too, one of the nicest b3tans I've never met.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:57, Reply)

My folks are from Hawick
in the Borders.

Off to Edinburgh next Saturday to see my mate Matt.

And Tulip lives near my folks so I'm catching up with her again on her day off.

I'm looking forward to the bash:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:00, Reply)

Ah, you York-bashers...
*frowns*

I can't make it, I'm saving money for Edinburgh and America.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:02, Reply)

@ Kaol
Ooh yeah; Edinburgh's a must.

Where about in the US you off too?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:04, Reply)

He's going to
stabby-ville, capital of knives.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Everywhere!
Er... Hopefully driving from New York to Chicago.
But we've not fully planned it out yet.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:05, Reply)

New York to Chicago
via stabby-ville.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:07, Reply)

and
your mum of course.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:07, Reply)

Oh come on people
I've been away for almost a month, where are my b3ta-peoples?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Fuck you Al
It was better without you.
Now I've gotta share Burt again.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:09, Reply)

@ Kaol
Sounds good.

@ al
What state's Stabby-ville in?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:10, Reply)

Evening al
Welcome home.

I'm hear, but I'm busy procrastinating, and watching you post multiple things in a row :P
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:10, Reply)

Hi Al
I trust your holiday in the Antipodes was absolutely ghastly?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:11, Reply)

It's in the state of
Fuck-off-and-die-kaol-ichagan.

And I'll have you know it was dull and insipid without me.

Bert tried his best, bless him, but he's not me. Which is good, or else I would be wanking a lot more.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:11, Reply)

The Antipodes
are dreadful, full of sharks and big fuck off spiders. And they make you drink beer all the time. And it's constantly sunny, how is anyone supposed to get any work done when the sun is always out and the beach is so inviting and you just have to have another ice cream?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Cunt
In the nicest possible way of course.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Is there any other way to take the word cunt?
That's why i'm constantly referring to all you lot as such a bunch of total cunts.

Do you think Kaol has got upset and gone off for a little cry/wank?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Nope
He's probably out servicing some old banger as we type.

When did you get back Al? Bert has done a sterling job in your absence btw.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:21, Reply)

Hmmmm
I wonder what her name is?

I got back this morning at 5.45am. My head is a little on the totally fucked side, and I have to go back to work tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Nah,
I'm cooking dinner.
I was having a cry though, fuckin' onions :|
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Never fuck an onion
that way leads to pain.

Right peeps, i'm going to unpack and watch a filum. I probably won't be around again until the end of the week as I'm working daaaaaaan saaaaarf for the next couple of days.

Have fun everybody, don't forget you're all cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Evenin'
I suspect I may have passed my 3 month appraisal at work coz nobody went up to me to tell me to fuck off out the company. Either that or or it's tomorrow. In the meantime, my boss was completing his handover of tasks to me. I'll soon be all alone in my department.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:35, Reply)

@Wanderlust, Boss Keloid and anyone else giving up smoking.
Congratulations!

Here's a bit of advice. If you feel overcome by temptation, just find a nearby hill, climb to the top, and using your lungs at full capacity, scream out "I'M FUCKING MENTAL!!!", or better yet, just good old fashioned "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!" with all it's primeval rage. Repeat (the screaming) until you're exhausted.

Also, if you're tempted to do a "Oh go on, just one", you may all of a sudden remember just what you were missing, so no "One offs" or "This doesn't count". This also includes b3ta bashes.

And yes, the York Bash will be all of teh awesome.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:48, Reply)

I've got other advice...
When I want a drink, I'll have a smoke instead.
It's certainly working at the moment.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Evenink
How the devil are you fuckers tonight?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Is this thread dead?
I'm trying to decide whether to bother to stay...

Edit: Dok! Hello :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Oh Al's gone : (
I had a giggle at his Stabbyville comment.

*note to self, don't read the HSH thread when sporting a face pack*

I insist everyone gives up smoking because I want you all to live forever.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Hi Drixy and BGB
I should give up smoking, but I know that I'm going to live forever anyway. And there is always tomorrow.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:58, Reply)

"Acid cunt wanker"
..suddenly appeals as a username.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Decisions, decisions...
Do I:

a) Play Fallout 3 'til my head hits the keyboard some time around 4am

b) Watch Scarface and post on b3ta

c) Watch season two of Supernatural ('til my head hits the keyboard some time around 4am)
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Evening Dok, BGB, Clendrix
Are we all well this fine evening? I'm doing fun things like working on my CV :(
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Evening Herr clendrix's pelvis's blouse of death.
Let's squirt some life into this thread!

@Kaol: But if you chose b3ta, you still have to choose between reading the QOTW or posting to HSH.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:03, Reply)

CV's are ebil
And must be destroyed!

Kaol, not even started on Fallout 3 yet, playing Timeshift, it's cool.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Haha!
I can multi-task.
Also, this made me laugh:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7826663.stm

Hmm... I think Fallout is winning, as I'd have to go upstairs to get the DVDs...
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:07, Reply)

You do have a point there Dok
But seeing as up to this point in my life I have never had one, and I need to get a placement this summer, I feel having one may be of some use at this point in time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Multi tasking is good
That kid should be executed as far as I'm concerned.

Hi Spakka, how's tricks?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Yeah...
Executed with a plasma rifle.

Er... *runs*
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Kaol
Sounds like a goo idea to me.

:)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Hello you bunch of cum stained mong bags
How goes it?

I got a mild ticking off from a mod today for a mildly abusive comment towards baldmonkey.

There's irony there somewhere I think.

Live and let live, but don't expect to post pointed comments alluding to my beloved and not expect some sort of defence on my behalf, methinks.

Anyway, where was I I?

Oh yes, you're all a bunch of cunts in the fluffiest way possible
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Got a link?
I'm just interested, no problem if it was deleted.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:15, Reply)

What, me?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Yeah!
You, Mr. DG.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:18, Reply)

just gazzed you
with the details :D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:23, Reply)

You got a ticking off DG?
The B3ta Gods have gone mad.....mad I tell ya!
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Gazzy gazzy also Mr Davros sir?
And also, how are you this fine evening?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Hah spoilsport ;)
hi/bye. Hope to be less cynical tomorrow!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Evenin' DG
@HDL: Am still overwhelmed. Not yet sure how being the only one in my department at work is going to work out. See a few comments above about my 3 month appraisal.

Also, I'm arranging a real-life meetup with some Internet people from another forum, and ploughing through my endless piles of unanswered emails and gazzes. I keep meaning to test out my new monitor by watching a DVD but just can't seem to fit the time in.

@DG: If you can, could you gaz me the link as well?

EDIT: hibyeno3l
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:31, Reply)

BGB
mild. It wasn't nasty or anything, but I was a bit surprised, since I haven't really laid into the guy or anything.

*EDIT* I'm being rude PoD. I'm fine, another complete waste of time at work but otherwisw fine. Looking forward to a sleep, cos I'm not as young as I used to be.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:31, Reply)

@DG
I guess the B3ta mods are only human and make mistakes like the rest of us.

*shakes fist at the world*
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:34, Reply)

@DG
Send me a linky too please.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Well
this has gone a bit quiet, so like a Jew's foreskin, I'll be off.

For a bit anyway. Back later.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:45, Reply)

You dirty link whores!
It was mine first, dammit!

Anyway, option d) appeared to me...
I just got an email from an old friend who wanted to know about making a bomb.

"Anyway im asking you because i seem to remember you knowing a bit about homemade bombs and stuff and perhaps as such how they would blow up."

I love my life :D
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:46, Reply)

@DG
Goodbye you schmuck.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:49, Reply)

That's a slightly strange e-mail to get....
I love how people are asking for the link, but instead DG has decided that leaving is a better option.

CV is going slowly. E-mailing people is more fun it turns out.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:49, Reply)

People onle gaz me
with important stuff.

Now that I've said that though I'll be getting millions of gazzed crap, I just know it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Ah, no
And I'm back for a second, but am about to go for a smoke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Anyone still about?
*pines for b3tans*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Just...
*motorboats*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:33, Reply)

I'm about
And feeling a little depressed, truth be told. I need company, or something. Or maybe it's winter blues. In a word... I feel "meh".
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Just...
*plays tune*
( thealternativefact, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Aww
I thought it said 'pies for b3tans', and it made me happy.

I'm here. Kinda. Working on CV, still. It stll isn't going well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Just...
"Meh".
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Winter blues suck, PB
Had an attack myself recently. It was shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:38, Reply)

*gets motorboated*
WOOHOO I fucking miss you guys always know how to cheer me up :p

*snogs Clendrix*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Well hello again
I've been away, but now I'm back, didya miss me?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, Reply)

It always tends to hit
Around mid-January. I think I'll go visit the parents this weekend, that should occupy my time quite nicely. Otherwise I'll just end up barking at the moon, knowing me. I mean, for fuck's sakes, I'm getting suicidal thoughts- and that is not me at all. Fucking stupid! Would be nice if I could find a way of snapping out of it.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, Reply)

No because
everyone was too busy missing me.

PoD you can haz a pie if you like...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, Reply)

*Lunges*
*Misses*

It appears so, Dok...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, Reply)

PB
I'm firmly convinced it's the weather. I mean, I really like my job, but at the moment it can go fuck itself, because the weather is cold, dark, and miserable.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Pie!
Yay for Badgerface. Are you well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Badger
*hugs*

Long time no see, how's the new job?

EDIT RAAAAARRRRRRR ya missed me DG!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I happen to think you're right DG
Roll on the warmer nights, say I.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I got my first
Weather-headache of the year today.
T'was a bit rubbish.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Yes thanks :)
Started my new job yesterday. I know you were all dying to ask how it went and the answer is good thanks :p

My boss is off "sick" (the inverted commas from Liz who is my smoking partner in crime and therefore her word is gospel) so it's a little disorganised but the people in my office are all insane and brilliant!

Also B3ta isn't blocked but I have a really visible screen and I don't want to be seen pissing about online just yet :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Well
Glad it's all going well, pity about the screen though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Yeah
I get to go to shows thought which is awesome and means that I get to escape the office periodically and get sent to exciting places like Cornwall and Edinburgh! I will be letting you all know where I am so you can avoid those places :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Aw Badger
Like we would want to avoid you. You're awesome!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Yeah I know
I just like it when people say so :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Whatever.
I'm awesome-er.
FACT.

*plays with hunting knife*
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:08, Reply)

You're knife does not frighten me
as I am far away!

Anyhoo Night folks, I have to munch some pain killers as my face feels like it's been Mike Tysons punching bag.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I'm knife?
*shrugs*

G'night Dok, hope your face stops hurting soon.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:16, Reply)

DJ you are very strange
I think that's why we like you...

Night Dok :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:21, Reply)

Awh, I like you, Mr. Trialprice
Even though both times I've met you I was a little drunk...
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:26, Reply)

I also like Mr trialprice
He has lovely hair.
( wanderlust, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:29, Reply)

It;s fucking Lusty!
*snogs, gropes and is generally inappropriate*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Yeah, he does.
I think he didn't have a beard the second time I saw him.
But there's a lot I don't remember from that night.

EDIT: Oh fine, I'll just sit here and amuse myself then. *sighs*
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Kaol
You dirty boy. Put that away!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:32, Reply)

*feels up TGB*
I should really go to bed. I've had a hard day of being unemployed and drinking.
( wanderlust, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:34, Reply)

*puts it away*
Well, I was gonna get my hair cut on Saturday.
But I went guitar-shopping with Clendrix, which was 48.3 X cooler.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:36, Reply)

Don't leave me lusty
*hangs on to your leg*

I'll cut your hair Kaol :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:37, Reply)

@mr trial
I bet you thought of me the whole time and had a bit of a crywank when you got home.

@TGB Come to bed with me! We can have hugs and stuff.
( wanderlust, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:39, Reply)

Oooh! Guitar shopping
Go on Kaol, tell us more!

*drools a bit*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:40, Reply)

An offer to Lusty's bed
How could anyone refuse *jumps into lusty's bed*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Oh, hello Captain!
Well, Clendrix got a Yamaha electro-acoustic, can't remember what model, but it's lovely!

And before Christmas I got myself this:
www.b3tards.com/u/33b5702509926c2beff6/new-bass.jpg
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Yo Cap'ain
When's the next gig then?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:44, Reply)

Well..........
@ Kaol - Pretty!!! Like it!! Insufficient strings though (this from a man with two, yep I said TWO 7-string guitars).
And the next gig is a private "do" on Saturday. We're waiting for a call back in Feb but the set's definitely getting longer and better!

BTW anyone got a MIDI file of "Happy hour" by the Housemartins?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Haha, nah, the fewer strings, the better!
Too many of 'em and I'll get confused when I'm singing :p

Let me know when the next one is, I'd love to come see you again!


Er, but, no I don't have that song, sorry!
( Cawl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, Reply)

I'm planning............
A get together at my place ("Sunnyside" the maximum-security retirement home for the violent elderly) as soon as the weather is better. I have a mahoosive balcony 30m x 5m, only one neighbour who is a big mate, a chippy and a domino's on site with a late-night tesco for boozage! As I see it, a plan with no drawbacks, other than I'll be there with Pooflake. Musicians welcome!



*Well, you can't have everything.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:01, Reply)

Well, if you're using the term "musician"
Loosely, I'll do my best to be there :D
( Cawl, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:02, Reply)

You've seen me play
Of course I mean "musician" loosely, good God man, I don't take it seriously and I get paid for it!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:06, Reply)

Hahaha!
A fair point!
Anyway, it's been a while, d'you have a good Chris-New-Year-Mas?
( Cawl, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:09, Reply)

Yep thanks
Having a shit week though. Had a cortisone injection in my left shoulder joint (OW OW OW OW OW OW OW) and three intrathecals in the nerve roots that feed the left arm. Unpleasant.

How was yours?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:14, Reply)

Oh fuck!
Sounds like just the kinda thing that'll put a lovely painful under-tone to your week...

My Christmas was ok, lots of drinking and sleeping.

Anyway, I think it's time for me to go, got a huge amount of reading to do. Catch up with you soon!
( Cawl, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:19, Reply)

Nighty-night
And sweet dreams to all!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:22, Reply)

Hello
I miss smoking.

I miss you guys too
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:34, Reply)

* pops back on *
Hello Fuzzykins.

* hugs *

See earlier in the thread for advice on resisting smoking.

* hugs again *

Been up to anything interesting this new year?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:43, Reply)