Question
What's the oddest thing thats been inside you?



Answer - My Grandad



I should probably qualify this by saying his ashes blew over me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:23, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

One pound fifty in five pees
for a bet. A one pound fifty bet.

They made a BRILLIANT noise on the way out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Beads from a beanbag
I thought it would be a fabulous idea to poke as many as I could down my ear canal.

The doctor disagreed. I still maintain that the mini suction tube was fun though and less stressful than the periosteal elevator.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:26, Reply)

You wanked in your granda's ashes?
There are limits to common decency, you know.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Ten cubic centimetres
Of tiny worms.
( Cawl, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Kaol
was that The Nematodes?

(capitalisation for dramatic effect)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Yeah, it was.
I've never been so sick.
*shudders*
( Cawl, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:44, Reply)

bleurgh
I'm wracking my brains trying to think if I have an answer to this that is even slightly odd, and I'm drawing a blank...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)

In my right leg
A snapped off mountain bike brake lever.

In my left leg 'half' a sheet of glass.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:54, Reply)

A needle
A sewing needle, which I swallowed, and which made its merry way through my body and out of the other end with nary a problem. Which was lucky.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:57, Reply)

various
wheels from toy cars inserted up nose, in ear and down throat, lego "1" bits ingested, Risk "1" bits ingested.

I once wedged 45p in 5p pieces in my belly button
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Beef Worm larva
Sometimes also known as a Bott fly larva. Its a fairly large flesh eating maggot that I picked up whilst in the tropics.

Thought I had a rather nasty pimple on my shoulder that would not go away until I saw a itsy bitsy, tiny weeny, breathing tube waggling just above the surface of the skin.

Much squeezing and tweezering resulted in a very impressive smear on the bathroom mirror. Apparently had I left it alone a fly about the size of a blue bottle would have happily crawled ("eclosed", is the correct term) out of my skin.

Length- about 20 mm
(bugboybeast, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)

...
radioactive dye.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Did you get super-powers?
Otherwise it was a waste of time.
( Cawl, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30, Reply)

No.
And now I feel aggrieved. I had fluorescent kidneys for while, but I don't think that's a superpower.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:43, Reply)

That certainly isn't a superpower.
Like the time I drank 5 double espressos in a lunchtime.
A migraine isn't a superpower either.
( Cawl, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Kaol
I read in the paper yesterday that coffee can cause hallucinations.
Did you see any weird shit after necking all of that?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:08, Reply)

@oneinthepink.
I read that and immediately thought of Kaol. It would answer a lot of questions.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I dunno...
I get hallucinations anyway *shrugs*
( Cawl, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I'm glad I know what's causing it now
and here's me thinking it was the drugs.

duh
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Nah, they're there coffee or not :p
In coffee-related news, I had a triple Ristretto for lunch.
It was great!
( Cawl, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Bert monkeysex
*shudders*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:34, Reply)

my own thoughts
Endless addled weirdness. Wordplay and random. Yeah.
( cackers, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:08, Reply)