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Monday's thread!

how're y'all going?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:33, 170 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Dammit
It is Monday isn't it. Exam in 8 hours, superb.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:38, Reply)

what's
your exam on??

And I'm sure you'll be just fine in it :) Good luck
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:41, Reply)

I can't help feeling
You've jumped the gun a bit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:42, Reply)

well
it's been monday here for nearly 13 hours now.

so....

Unless I'm supposed to post at 9pm when the day's almost over ....??
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:54, Reply)

Performance business studies
It's delightfully uninteresting. Copywrite law and how to make the most money from your (my) limited talent.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:55, Reply)

Yikes!
Morning! It's Australia day! I think I'll *something stereotypically Australian, like hats with corks on strings, or barbeques*

And happy Chinese new year!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 6:22, Reply)

It's a fair cop, guvnor
In truth an argument could be made that being up and posting at 1:42AM GMT on a Monday morning should remain the province of colonials.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 7:27, Reply)

*pokes thread with a stick*

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Mornings all
I can see a window and the sun is shining outside. Was fucking dark when I got here this morning. Much nicer now :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Morning becky
The sun, it shines!

And I saw the first Snowdrop shoots yesterday. Spring is coming!

I get happyhyperhornybouncy in the spring. It's probably annoying if you're not me, but I love it :)

How're you?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Morning all
I'm back from skiing (bad) but still alive (good).

*lives*
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Captain V, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Lo V!
Did you enjoy hurtling down a hill on a couple of bits of wood?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Morning all
Good time then V?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:06, Reply)

Bloody brilliant
My lack of injuries is quite pleasing considering I had a couple of falls when straight lining a very fast red run. Was great having slopes so quiet that it was safe to do that =D

I'm going to try and go again at Easter if my comrades can afford it...
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Captain V, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:08, Reply)

V!
You have to come to Edinburgh at Easter!!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Don't worry
The dates we would go are before the Edinbash!

We would be leaving on the day of your birthday bash though
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Captain V, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:15, Reply)

oh well then fuck you V
*sulks*

Although you'll have to tell Kaol his ride is deserting him. Good luck with that
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:16, Reply)

Oh dear V
You've gone and upset Badger, bad V.

Hi Badger

*hugs*

Good weekend?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Hi Dok
It was a good weekend thanks but I'm quite stressed atm :( My mum has a lump and is just waiting on the results which should be forthcoming soon. This year was supposed to be better than the fuck up of the last one.

*stomps around* Also really dunno if I made the right choice taking this job
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:22, Reply)

It's not actually happening yet!
It's just something I'd like to try and organise. Didn't even think about it until last night.

*sends TGB some grovelling love*
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Captain V, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I just discovered I can listen
to Triple J over the internet. Technology truly is a wonderful thing these days.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Oh Noes!
*send TGB big "make it all better" hugs*
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Badger
That's not the way it's supposed to happen!

Everybody I like is meant to have a good ad stress free life.

I hope the lump turns out to ne nothing to worry about, so give your mum a *big hug* from me.

Whats up with the job? Look at it this way, you're employed.

Hi Al, how ya doing?

V that's OK, why not make it after Edinbash?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Hey Dok
I'm good thanks, I'm rather pleased having discovered that apparently, even someone as opposed to organised religion as myself is more than welcome to get married in a church.

Which is nice.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Thanks guys
And it's just because I have no idea still what I'm supposed to be doing here. I could have stayed working for PPD, kind of wish I had.

Ugh stupid life choices.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:40, Reply)

What's your dream job then TGB?
What career path really gets you wet?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:44, Reply)

@Dok
It'd need to fit in with the university holidays as the people I'd be going with all go to uni.
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Captain V, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Morning all
Everything broke at the weekend. And today is not a very happy day.

I am leaving at lunch time to go home and smoke weed for the rest of the day though so things will improve!

*hugs badger*

Edit: Captain V! Many broken bones?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:45, Reply)

A tester for Ann Summers
I dunno. STill floating about. :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:46, Reply)

TGB!
*hugs* let's hope it turns out to be your mum is smuggling diamonds under her skin..
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:52, Reply)

hahah
Thanks Light.

I'm having one of those days where I just want to be curled up somewhere warm with some chocolate and lots of alcohol.

If my mum is smuggling diamonds I can probably afford to retire a bit earlier though!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:54, Reply)

@Sam
None to speak of despite a couple of wipe outs at around 50mph. A long term knee injury (that hasn't caused me trouble for a few years now) played up. Need to get it looked at properly really.
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Captain V, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:04, Reply)

V
I forgot you were still at school :)

Badger, I haven't worked out what I want to do with my life, other than marry a very rich woman and kill her off for the money that is.

Al, a church, why? No don't answer that!

I've been told I have to go to a wedding the week after BadgerBash.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:06, Reply)

When is BadgerBash
and why haven't I received a personalised invitation?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:09, Reply)

21 March
and it must have been lost in the post Al
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Hmmmm
That is exceedingly close to my own birthday.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:18, Reply)

All the best people
are born in March
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I think
Everybody should come to DokBash.

See my profile for details.

Do it, do it now!

No all the best people are born in May!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:22, Reply)

All the best people are born in
vaginas
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I'll be born in your vagina

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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Bert
That should be 'from vaginas' not 'in vaginas'.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Damn you, Dok
damn you for noticing the grammatical flaw in my ingeniusly devised joke.

Damn it all to hell.

*opens vag for al*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I'll "From" your vagina.

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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Bert
I've been taught by the best.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I'll teach your best

Assuming of course your best is referring to TGB. I'd teach TGB anytime. The saucy minx.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Really al?
Cos I'd just fuck her til it hurt.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Her or you?

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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Both
in every way.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:49, Reply)

The pair of you
are so naughty, I wouldn't do that to badger, well not unless she asked!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Her eyes
do the asking. She just looks at you in that way she does and you know she wants a bit of hot Bert action.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Al
I prefer a more vocal acceptance myself.

The eyes may say "Take me roughly from behind.NOW!" But the voice says "Fuck off and die!"
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:03, Reply)

So...
What's all this fuss about?

*sighs*

I had a lovely weekend, and I come back to find you lot have been slinging your dung all over the place.
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:08, Reply)

*smells the testosterone wafting around*
*remembers it's still b3ta guys saying it*

*Giggles lots*
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Slinging Dung Kaol
I'll have you know I'm trying to keep things normal. Glad you had a good weekend!

Hi Becky.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Fair enough...
So... Has Burt scared everyone off?

*yawns*
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I go away for a meeting
and come back to conversations about getting fucked every which way. You really are very naughty boys and will have to be punished
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Yes Badger
I've been naught and must be punished!

Kaol, are you tired, or just bored by us?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Drop and give me twenty!
Then there will be a long run followed by a spanking
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:36, Reply)

A little of both.
I had to come to work from London this morning.
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Gosh
you've come a long way there Kaol.

Your balls must be aching now.

*sniggers*
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Ok Kaol
Well we will have to see about doing something interesting.

*drops and gives Badger 20*

*goes on a long run*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:49, Reply)

In my defence
I actually have lots of work today, otherwise I would have participated in the badinage over the vigorous tupping of TGB.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Hey Mr. Trialprice,
How goes it?

Hmmm... Exciting update from The World Of Kaol...
Today, I'm researching into getting some gates for work.
*sighs*

It's a non-stop rock 'n' roll ride.
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Sup all!
How we diddling?

I am all of the happies as Pole Position is coming out on DVD.

Pow!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)

DJ
It is in fact how I feel today as well.

Kaol, researching gates. Oh the joys. Man that sucks, almost as bad as my place.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:02, Reply)

What secret bash?
*gives Dok a spanking*
Now don't do it again!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Thanks
Badger, I needed that.

*goes for a cold shower*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Alright you sexy cunts.
Just a quick hello, I'm going to go out begging people for a job today.

*hugs everyone*
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Crotchless body-sock?
That sounds horrific.

Also, hello.
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Hugs
Wanderlust, TGB and Herr
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Goodluck Lusty
*snogs and gropes*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Hi
Red & Lusty, good luck on getting a job.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Crotchless things are usually good
Except people. And goats.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Oh My God
Crotchless body sock is soooooo wrong, and I bet it wouldn't even look good!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Crotchless things...
In theory that'd include creatures with no legs.

So... Snakes... Worms... Slugs... Something you wanna tell us?
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:28, Reply)

My work use this thing
called Citrix which I read as Clitrix every time.

*drifts back out again*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I think
Clitrix is a better name for it.

So now we know Chains likes things with no legs!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Yeah, like, morning and that.
Alright?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:40, Reply)

@Kaol
Who *doesn't* get aroused at the thought of plunging their turgid saveloy into a bucket of snakes, worms and slugs?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Er...
Me, for a start.
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

I get sad
I don't have a spam javelin to ram into a bucket of worms and snakes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Noon DiT
Chain I wouldn't do something like that, snake can be bitey!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:47, Reply)

*passes hat to Dok*
Ohhhh a perfect fit.
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:38, Reply)

*takes hat*
It always has been Lusty, much to my shame.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Bitey snakes
That just adds to the excitement. Plus the missus likes it big and black.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:57, Reply)

*points and laughs at Dok*
I wish I still walked to work, then I could drink heavily at lunchtime
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Hi-ho folks
I'm loving holidays.

Drank all my parents' rose and brandy last night, and now I've just got up and have coffee.

Life is good!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Hi Boss
Long time no see.

Don't point and laugh Badger, it's not nice and I may have to spank you!

Chains, but I don't thinks she'd love it falling off and rotten!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Hey Dok!
yeah, I haven't really been on in a while.

Hope all's well with you.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:08, Reply)

pickleface!
*huggles*

*points and laughs more at Dok*
*awaits spanking*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Life is mostly good Boss.
Could be better though.

*puts Badger over knee*

*spanks soundly*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:10, Reply)

*huggles Badgerface*
With you on that one Dok.

I managed to leave my luggage on a train on Friday.
I'm in the Borders; my luggage is in Liverpool:S
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Dok
An excellent point, and why it's important to have plenty of antivenin on hand.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Chains
If only it were that simple.

Boss, that's not good, thankfully your at you folks house. How are you going to get your stuff again?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:16, Reply)

@ Dok
I have two options.

Getting a courier or going to Liverpool.
Got enough clothes and stuff to see me through so it wasn't entirely disasterous.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Hmmm...
I've gotta phone a client and tell him that his furniture is going to be late.
It's not even my job...
*sighs*

I hate talking on the phone at the best of times, let alone being the bearer of bad news.
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Boss
Neither of those sound good to me.

Kaol, your work today is going from bad to worse isn't it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:23, Reply)

100
ha
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Kaol I'll call him
I like talking to people on the phone.

Pickleface you fool! *plans to go to liverpool and steal all your stuff*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:26, Reply)

*waves at tulip*
@ Badger

Its full of my clothes and my awful taste in music; they're is nothing for you there!

You could pick it up and drive it up to Scotland for me though. *ducks*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Hi Tulip
How's life?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)

*enters thread properly*
afternoon all

badger I know what's really in beekers suitcase, its loads of baby seals and a stack of german dungeon porn, you wouldn't like it
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)

only if
I get cider and cake on my arrival. And a place to stay for a few days
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)

how rude of me...
*snogs HLT*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Anybody for some clubbing
*gets club*

Mmmmmmmmmm Baby seals.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:31, Reply)

@ badger
Well of course you can!

@tulip

Shhh!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:31, Reply)

ooh, how lovely, a big badgery snog!
*snogs back*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Excellent
See you in about 10 hours then!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Haha!
Tulip; the seals were a present for you!

The German porn was all mine however.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Hmmm...
That actually went really well :|

"So... Yeah, your furniture won't be delivered on Friday. It'll be there next Thursday."

"Oh, ok. Anything else?"

"Yep, I need a couple of measurements for [furniture stuff]"

"Ok, I'll call you back in a bit with those. Thanks!"

So... That was ok!
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)

@Beekers
How lovely! My very own seals!

*is all pleased*

Erm, what are they for, BK?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)

@BK
It's not more of that wet sex porn is it?

I didn't like it when you used to make me look at it :(
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Tulip
They're for clubbing, and making coats out of.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:37, Reply)

@ tulip
Lunch!

@ Lusty
The wet sex filth that you bought me?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:40, Reply)

@ Dok
but I don't like clubbing.

I'm much more a nice pub sort of girl.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:40, Reply)

But it's clubbing
with baby seals.

Just think of all the attention you would get spinning around the dance floor with them.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:42, Reply)

@ dok
that's a thought.

And I could throw them at Heather Mills if she turned up.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:43, Reply)

BK
As if I would ever buy anything so disgustingly amusing.
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:52, Reply)

@Lusty
Does that mean you stole them?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:52, Reply)

wet sex filth?
I may have to see this, purely in the interests of science of course
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Afternoon all!
HLT, it's been a while, how are you?

I spent 3 hours getting to Blackfriars Crown Court this morning, only to be told I wasn't required, and that CPS had mistakenly summoned me... What a waste!

Still have to go to two courts in London tomorrow though...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Hey Lab!
I'm ok thanks. How is your good self?

STupid disorganised courts. How rude of them to drag you all that way for nowt.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:56, Reply)

*evil laugh*
Aww poor Lab

*laughs more*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Hi Lab
Stupid CPS!

That's the spirit Tulip, you could make her fal down and cry.

Badger, what have I told you about laughing at people?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)

CPS are not the quickest of cats
I'm more annoyed that I had previously been told Tuesday (the correct day), but 4pm on Friday I get a call from them saying to come today. So, I spent an hour on Friday running around sorting stuff out, and had to catch 6am train this morning in order to get to Blackfriars.

Still, we're billing them for it, and it counts as overtime for me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:00, Reply)

BK
I may be many things, but I'm no dirty tea leaf.

I buy all of my porn thankyouvery much.
Except stuff I look at for free on the internet. Ohhh and wet sex porn. I'd never think weeing on people was funny and/or erotic
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Whenever I hear "baby seals"
I think of stickers to be placed over the orifices of chavspawn to stop them leaking.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)

haha
Weird mental image of a doctor screwing baby seals into chavettes.

That sentence sounded less weird in my head...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)

@ Lusty
So you'd never enclose a letter with a running commentary on your particular favourites?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Chains
Very odd that.

Badger, everything sounds less wierd in your head!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:05, Reply)

@BK
Honestly, you're going to give people the impression that I'm a bit of a filthy cow and not the lovely, innocent, fluffeh person I truly am.
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Fluffeh?
I thought you shaved?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:16, Reply)

@ Lusty
Am I shattering illusions today?

Oh dear!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:18, Reply)

@al
I meant fluffeh like a lovely happy kitten, not hairy.
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Lovely happy kittens
are also hairy.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Everybody
Loves fluffeh little kittehs, just like we love Lusty!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:26, Reply)

al
I'm like a sphynx kitten
Hairless but still considered appealing by special people.
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:28, Reply)

On Saturday there was a weird
conversation about hair.

*cries*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)

So it can be safely summized
that lusty is kind of wrinkly and with very large "ears".

@TGB - What conversation about hair was this?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:32, Reply)

@al
If by "ears" you mean breasts than yes. If by "ears" you mean my flange then no.
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Well it was
an interesting revelation about Lab and something about hair under the clitoris. Also I recall something about swinging certain parts and then Lab listing all the men he'd sleep with...

What was your rule about swinging things Lab?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Well
I'm glad that's been cleared up. I will adjust all the images in my wank bank accordingly.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Al killed the thread, Al killed the thread
*dances, sings and points*

*hands hat*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Swinging things?
I forget, I was drunk.

I do remember listing men i'd shag, but I did point out that it would only be to spite several female friends who lust after said men.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:58, Reply)

One may
say you protested too loudly :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:00, Reply)

One may also say
You wish, you Pervy McVoyeurFace!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Nobody else
Believes you either Lab, so spill the bean!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:07, Reply)

One may also say
you're a big smelly poo poo head TGB.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Herr Dok
I said I'd shag Daniel Craig (and Johnny Depp, and some others), purely because some of the ladies present were drooling at the mere mention of them.

I didn't go into details about how I would rectally destroy them though. At least I don't think I did.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Lab
I have to admit I wouldn't, but you're welcome to them if that's your hearts desire.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Herr Dok
As I repeatedly stated, it would only be to spite the ladies present. It's equivalent to having a friend bang on about the lovely box of chocolates she's saving for later, and subsequently opening them to find all of them have been eaten, and replaced with a Polaroid of me reaming Daniel Craig with a baseball bat.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Lab
I used to think you were such a nice boy.
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Wanderlust
did you break him?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:33, Reply)

And then
you saw him reaming Danial Craig with a baseball bat and you realised he was actually a very nice man.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Al
it's not very nice calling me names :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:34, Reply)

It's not very nice
giving me a hat and dancing when everyone else has ignored me either is it TGB.

*gets in a big huffy huff*

*flounces around a bit*

*sits down in a huff*

*quickly motorboats TGB*
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:36, Reply)

ethel
How and why would I have broken him?
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:38, Reply)

*gropes up Al*
*enjoys motorboating*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:38, Reply)

You
could have got so turned on by his reaming of DC that you bent him over your knee and rogered him with the baseball bat.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I guess I could have.
But I didn't.
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wanderlust, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Hmm...
Work just slowed down, finished all my stuff.
I should be two hours late every Monday.
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Oh

Fair enough.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:50, Reply)

*saves Al from the hat*
see, see how nice I am!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:58, Reply)

*sighs*
Why don't you two just fuck and get it over and done with?
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Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:00, Reply)

We often
have meaningless sex, avoiding eye contact at all times
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:05, Reply)

@TGB
Not sure if you've realised but your badge for insulting le bert has changed a little bit.
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Captain V, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I hadn't V
As I never look at my own profile! That's disappointing it's not something horrific!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Ohhh look.
There's nobody about.

What to do? What to do?
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wanderlust, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:54, Reply)

WTF!
I was sniffing round old threads in late-night-gardener-creepy-loner fashion and what do I find?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:56, Reply)

You've found
a wanderlust! Yay!

So, ummmm do you come here often?
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wanderlust, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:59, Reply)

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