You would though wouldnt you


Definitely. Plus, that whole risk thing. Will she kill me afterwards?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:16, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She is incredibly cute.
The knife-murder thing is kinda hot too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Think of it less as knife murder
and more as kinky sex gone a bit wrong and then imagine that it's hardly likely to happen twice is it, so you're probably safe.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:19, Reply)

*Is out of the loop*
Who on Earth is she?
( Captain V, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Dunno...
But it sounds like she is a knife wielding hotty which looks good on her shag-CV.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Foxy Knoxy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Knox
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:30, Reply)

So long as I was doing all the rope work
I'd be happy to give it a go.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Who is she?
I should watch the news occasionally. EDIT: ooh saucy minx!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I heard this discussed on the radio the other day
where they said it was some kind of sex game where the victim got held down by this bird and her bf and had her throat cut and then the other dude rogered her...

that is not a sex game in my book!

still, the above would get some.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:39, Reply)

hmmm
I would have her and Kate Mccann in a threesome.

as long as I don't lose a game or bring a child the whole evening should go swimmingly
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Hmmm...
I would.

And she wouldn't get a chance to kill me.
*grins*
( Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Kaol
is "still warm" rape or necrophilia?
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Necrophillia.
Obviously.

I think that the sweetest justice is the reverse of your crimes...
( Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)

so
still twitching is rape?

cool gotcha
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I wouldn't know...
That's not how I roll :p

I was on the tube yesterday with a friend, and the train didn't stop at some station. This lead to a conversation about "What would you do if the train never stopped?"

My response of looking slowly up and down the carriage, a pointing at a girl at the far end, on her own and saying "I'd eat her" provoked a slightly bemused response.
( Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)

@Kaol
Had a similar thing recently in the supermarket. A child was screaming and screaming and screaming and it's parent was failing to control it so I said to my ladyfriend,

"Somebody should stab that child, preferably in the larynx"

I thought you might appreciate that.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Nicely done!
Stupid children.
They should be muted until they can learn to talk properly, without screaming or crying.
( Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Why are the pretty ones always mad?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)

It's slightly disturbing when you begin to realise that she's almost always smiling in her photos

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Because I kidnap them as toddlers
and mentally abuse them for years before turning them lose upon the world.

And I never pick the uggos.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Beautiful but bonkers.
She may be hot, but... *shudder*

Thanks but no.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Kristine
she is laughing at the jokes the penguins keep telling her
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:00, Reply)

This thread is making me feel ever so slightly uncomfortable.
Just saying.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Because
she's making you wet?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:08, Reply)

No Al.
Only you can make me wetter than a British Summer.

I just get uncomfortable with rape threads is all.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:10, Reply)

It's a rape thread?
Oh, I thought it was a plain old murder thread.

Damn, now I feel uncomfortable.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:12, Reply)

it is b3ta though
it's like the old days

"she might be about to go down for murder, but let's face it, you all want to bang her"

good times
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Hmm I prob would.
A bonus when I'm not the one having to bring handcuffs.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:39, Reply)

isn't she
the cheerleader out of Heroes?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:40, Reply)

What is it with (suspected) derranged psychopaths?
Even Peter Sutcliffe gets fan mail from women asking if he'd marry them...

I mean, she may be female, she may well be "foxy" as her nickname suggests but the (alleged) murder and accessory to rape rap should logically dampen the ardour a bit?

In short, I wouldn't. But I'd set her up on a date with someone I don't like in a heartbeat.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:56, Reply)

She's got that face
That is so cute you need to drive it into the pillow while you're grudge fucking her from behind.

I'll take my chances.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)

dannnng
I know she's psycho and all but dammit she's got one of the sweetest faces/bodies I've ever seen.

I'd do her *is ashamed*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:00, Reply)