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What type of drunk are you?


I tend to get silly, then horny and then at a certain point in the evening I decide I want to go home and disappear from the pub without telling a soul. I've had a few fraught friends call me the next day to ask where I got too. I've only ever been an angry drunk once in my life and that scared me. (Because of a guy obviously).
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:37, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm more or less the same drunk as sober
easy-going, fairly silly

sometimes I get pretty carried away on some subjects and will talk endlessly.

violence, getting naked in public, all that sort of shit, is very much not my bag.

edit: drinking gin makes me giggle like an idiot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I become like Larry David.


Only tall lanky and Scottish
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I'm usually a super friendly/ever-so-slightly randy/lecherous drunk.
I've NEVER been angry or violent thank god.

I'm fun to be with. On the whole. ON THE HOLE

*stops drinking*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I tend to get quiet.
As I drink I'll get chatty and sociable, then get quieter and a bit melancholy, then start getting sleepy. Left to my own devices, I never get angry while drunk- someone would have to provoke me pretty hard to get me mad. Similarly, I never start doing crazy things- I'd rather just sit back and relax than go start racing belt sanders or climbing on top of the church or something.

I'm kinda boring when I'm drunk, really.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Hmmm
Cider - happy drunk.
Lager - don't drink the stuff.
Real Ale - still the same.
Vodka - can never remember what I'm like.
Whiskey - I'd go home if I could find the door.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:51, Reply)

i'm like a clumsy, speech-impeded me
except i have a silver tongue with the ladies
which i most certainly don't when i'm sober
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Fantastic.
I turn into a devilishly good looking raconteur - somewhere between Johnny Depp and Stephen Fry - which makes all the women want to fuck me and all the men want to be like me.

Then when I get home I put music on too loud, make a sandwich and fall asleep on the floor, semi naked and still holding the uneaten sarnie.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, Reply)

^Haha
I had a period when I'd always wake up with veggie bacon stuck to my face after a booze session.

I don't eat the stuff now, it's rank.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:10, Reply)

My stages:
Friendly (default state)
Very chatty
Horny and/or louder and cruder
Saying embarrassing things
Either stop drinking and slowly sober up, or very rarely, carry on to the next stage
Even louder, still jovial, no balance.

Wake in the morning either completely fine, bit bleurgh or still drunk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I get steadily more offensive
and sometimes lairy. And I fall over.

And if I get really pissed I dance, although there's only about a three drink window between being pissed enough to think dancing is a good idea, and being pissed enough to lose the use of all my limbs.

Also sometimes I get in the mood for climbing things. When I'm sober I'm shit scared of heights, I can manage the second to top rung of a stepladder and that's about my limit. When I've got a few drinks on I will scale four stories of scaffolding like Spiderman in that advert.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I'm a friendly drunk
Though I am one of those people who is ok, then suddenly Im absolutely off my face. It hits me like a boozy bolt of lightning.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:27, Reply)

@BGB
I get pretty much the same, (without the horniness though). At some point through the night, I feel an incredible urge to get away from everyone and go home or be on my own. Quite often too. Many times I've just disappeared to return a few hours later after walking around town on my own, strange...
(gin'll fix it, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Never been an angry drunk....
I either appear fairly sober untill I fall over, get hyper, giggly and start dancing, get meloncholy (not massively so, just a bit down, and even then not often) or I go for huge drunken adventures with whoever else I can drag along "The petrol station might still be open! They'll have booze! C'mon it's only a mile away in the freezing rain!" for example
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'm what they call a 'Constant' drunk...

My problem is remembering what type of sober person I am...

Incidentally, I'm sorry about that time I made you an angry drunk, BGB...I got my timing wrong, thought you were at the 'horny' stage a bit early and attempted to seduce you with shite songs before fruiting you up in my own private bathroom ;)

Next time, will you please give me at least 20 minute's notice prior to the 'horny' stage, so I can 'start my engines'...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I'm a friendly drunk
I always say sorry after I punch someone in the face.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Hmm...
I can be many kinds of drunk.

Angry, funny, quiet, happy.
Sometimes violent.
Sometimes sad.

*shrugs*
Depends on various factors.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:06, Reply)

@Kaol
So every night out with you is like playing Russian roulette.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Pretty much.
I can be the nicest person ever, or I can be a terrible bastard.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I'm a harmless drunk
to anyone but myself.

Although I can be a bit innapropriate if I don't reign myself in.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Edna Krabappel
Then I wake up covered in bruises minus a few possessions with no recollection of the later stages of the evening.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Also...
...I turn into a brilliant singer - my medley of Tindersticks 'Tiny Tears', Orange Juice 'Consolation Prize' and Libertines 'Can't Stand me Now' has made many people cry.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Hrm.
Quiet and easygoing.
Progressively louder and more easygoing. And a bit argumentative in that pub debate sort of way.

I don't change a whole lot.

Oh, same as oneinthepink with Whisky though. Turns my legs to sodden noodles.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Hmm
Since some of the people on here have met me, you tell me?

I DO know that Boss Keloid is a sleepy drunk though - and have the pics to prove it!

*ahem*



Sorry Beekers. The cheque's in the post
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:00, Reply)

I've been told
I'm a charming drunk. I don't know whether or not that just means I'm a dick when I'm sober, though. Current opinion seems to be in the affirmative.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:12, Reply)

Um
I'm a happy drunk for the most part - but a lot depends on my mood before I start drinking.

generally it goes like this
- giggling a lot
- getting overly friendly
- losing strength in my limbs
- unconscious.

If I'm Upset in any way it ends up like this
- very quiet
- quieter still
- bursting into tears
- going home alone.
- continuing to drink myself into oblivion

Generally I just try to stay in the happy and friendly stages of being drunk :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:54, Reply)