Thursday night thread


Take it away boys and girls!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:05, 103 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have beer!
Hello B3TA!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:10, Reply)

I have virtual beer
* raises glass *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Woo! For virtual beer!
Virtual beer tastes better but has less effect than real beer
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Howay Cats
Occasional visitor The Disappointed does have wine.

But not much left.

Because he's been scoffing it since 16.00.

Anyway, that's me. Radiator on full blast and I'm STILL cold.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:18, Reply)

I has wine
but not a Semillon...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:21, Reply)

I have no wine and will not let a drop touch my lips till Sunday evening.
I'm a bit of a masochist.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Sunday?
SUNDAY???
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:24, Reply)

fucking amatuers
I have 3 bottles of whisky!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I'm busy avoiding replies to my pop at captain butter fingers or whatever..
..far too many of them for my liking. Rather regretting getting involved in the sad mud-slinging but unable to revisit the thread.

I have a little red wine. Ran out of weed earlier and now I'm at the point where I am considering raiding my bro's stash. That's not good form is it? I'm a hopeless addict and a bad man. *jonesing far too much for a bit of weed*
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Bad thread on B3TA?
That makes me sad :( Weed! Damn I need some weed. My only real contact split up with her dealer....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Oh that's a long time
To go without wine.

I think it says in The Bible that you must drink a lot of wine on a regular basis or you'll shrivel up and die.

And go to Hell.

For a VERY long time.

So you really ought to start scoffing the wine, BGB.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Oi, Halfy
Who are you calling a fucking amateur?

When I said "I has wine" I meant a box. Not a thimblefull. I'm a classy bastard and no mistake.

*grumbles*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:31, Reply)

I do have a few bottles a week and then I give up for a week or so just to see if I can.
Like I said, I have masochistic tendencies.

I gave up bread for a month once, just to see if I could. *loves bread*
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:32, Reply)

meh
I have an entire swimming-pool full of wine, but it's virtual wine.

_{And so's the swimming-pool.}
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Gave up bread?
How? No sandwiches, no toast......
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:35, Reply)

@Fredz
I'd imagine Canterbury's a pretty dry place.. all those RE students. I had one once as a sort of online friend through a dating site. Seemed to be getting on OK before I realised how fucking scary she actually was.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:37, Reply)

If I go off alcohol for a few days..
..the first thing I crave is red wine. I can taste it in anticipation like a vampire tastes blood.

*really needs a month in the outer hebrides with no access to booze*
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Canterbury?
It's ok. If you're a tourist. And like cathederals. The fact that I'm not a) A tourist and b) interested in cathederals are the main motivations behind me taking up a PGCE course... pretty much anywhere but here actualy! A friend from a dating site who turned out to be crazy from canterbury? Shit, I probably know em :(
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Today is Friday
In my perverse shift system I knocked off at 12.30 today and this is my weekend.

So I feel utterly justified in guzzling a couple of bottles of Morrison's best on a Thursday evening.

Tomorrow I'll do some more unless I get dragged into bar work.

On Saturday I'll be a fat, sober disappointed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Oh my god
I made the best of page.

Fuck.
My day is officially *made* and it hasn't even started yet!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Woo!
Evening /morning /afternoon VC.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:52, Reply)

'ning guys!
now I'm off to school
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:55, Reply)

@Fredz
I used Ryvita instead.

I'm a bit of a gym bunny at the moment so I'm trying to be good.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:55, Reply)

good skills cat!
have a good day
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Well done Chuck.
You're sweet, you're literate and you're articulate.

You deserve it.

I'm a big fat straight old man with a lot of stubble but cop for a non suggestive kiss and hug off me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Congrats Cat
Those were some good stories by the way.

See ya later.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Ryvita instead of bread?
Is that the stuff that they make out of cardbord? Never got the point of it myself.....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:58, Reply)

@Fredz
The point is that it's low-cal. Anyway it was ok for a month but I wouldn't like to spend the rest of my life eating the stuff.

Things I have given up:

Fags
Drugs
Men (for a while)
I even gave up booze for about a year.

I am the queen of abstinence.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Tastes like cardboard.
Probably is cardboard but compared to a Happy Meal it has less calories and is therefore better for you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:05, Reply)

@BGB
Did your giving up men phase co-incide with your women phase? If so, that's not really giving up.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I feel I must apologise
My boy has been attention seeking again, I notice.

Pay him no heed. Two weeks camped in a tent in the back garden did him no good whatsoever, obviously.

I blame the crates of cheap foreign lager-piss myself. I told him to stick to the fruit Sundaes, but would he listen? No.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:10, Reply)

I Perceive
An intrusion from the friendless.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Evening All!
Oh yeah, cheers for posting my drunk pic Davros.
You naughty man! *giggles*

*edit*
@ Blouse

I have to give up booze for at least a week as now on antibiotics. Got some food stuck in the socket where mty impacted tooth was til last week, so had to resort to DIY dentistry with a paperclip to get it out.

This necessitated a further trip to the dentist today. Woops!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:17, Reply)

No spakkaman.
This was another giving up men phase. I've had a couple : )

I'm back on the men for a while now.

Edit - Beekers. I'm sure it will do you the world of good. And think how great your first pint will be again.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:20, Reply)

I would just like to say
I have given up giving up.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:22, Reply)

I just cleaned the bathroom
before my reward of a cigarette and Dexter. *prouds at actually doing something she said she was going to*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:24, Reply)

HLT!
*snogs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:24, Reply)

@ tulip
That's good to know.

Noone likes a quitter!

@Blouse

Also, I'm skint, so picked the best time for it really:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:24, Reply)

On men?
Or on a man?

And hey! SMG!

In another world that stands for submachine gun.

Edit: stupid proxy mobile refresh *kicks*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:25, Reply)

No3L
You are way too kind. I often like to think of myself as the type of weapon that will go off repeatedly for no apparent reason.

And I always find my target, if you get my drift.

And Mr Disappointed - I have loads of friends. I'm on first name terms with most of the counter staff at the local benefits office. but I don't like to brag about it, you know?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Hello Beekers
I did wonder if you'd see it. I hope you didn't mind!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Oooh Badger!
Didn't notice you had appeared!

*huggles*

*edit* @ Davros

Not at all. Anything in the interests of comedy!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:31, Reply)

He's very popular, etc
The visit from b3ta's faux champion earlier was quite amusing. It pleases me how highly he thinks of himself when he's surely an attention-seeking introvert with nothing better to do than bait people. Online.

No offence, Mr Geordie.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Ooh, it's got busy in here.
Sort of.

Lots of lovely people with which to cavort in a friendly 'whoops my trousers have fallen down' manner.

Except beekers, he'd probably fall asleep.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:33, Reply)

@SMG
Good lad.

Keep 'em sweet.

Crack on that you're a deckhand on a submarine and they'll love you forever.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Men, booze, cars, women
I've given up on all of them.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:35, Reply)

hlt
wtf do you do with your weekends now?!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:36, Reply)

@ Tulip
Hence the sig then?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:37, Reply)

@ No3l
I lie back and think of you, of course.

@ Beekers - oi, watch it, you.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:38, Reply)

None taken, No3L
As I have said in previous posts, my boy does tend to rub people up the wrong way. His heart's in the right place, but unfortunately he tends not to think before he posts.

It's a shame, really. He's actually quite talented. He really excelled at home economics at school you know. His teacher, Mrs Hoyyahammerowerhere told me that he had no trouble getting it to rise. I was surprised when he didn't become a pastry chef after he left borstal.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Mr Disappointed
I nearly WAS a deckhand on a submarine.

Then I remembered that I didn't like water.

Oh, how they laughed at me in Navy college. Before rogering me senseless up the arse.

Up periscope, indeed.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Frankly
I blame the imaginary parents...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:42, Reply)

@ Davros
Well, I am certainly prone to falling asleep.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Indeed
Imaginary parents are no fun at all.

Far better to have real parents with which to blame your spectacular failures in life.

Even if they did keep you in kebabs and Kappa sportswear throughout the benefit years.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:46, Reply)

SMG..
..I've suddenly got a genuine smile on my face after a really crap day. At 9:45 I'm suddenly happy - had forgotten what that felt like almost.

I'm now wondering that you must be another account of a well-known b3tan, but not sure who. But am willing to suspend disbelief.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:48, Reply)

BK
You are indeed the Rip Van Winkle of b3ta. Mind you, you did very well in the Scarborough.

Sorry to hear about the toothy problems by the way - sounds painful.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:48, Reply)

@ Davros
Well it was the daytime, and I'd only had three pints.

I excelled myself and managed a full evening with Tulip and Piston Broke in the Angel without curling up in a ball.

It was impacted, so it's been a bit of a bugger. Not too bad now though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Good-oh!
The session, not the impaction. I have an impacted wisdom tooth. My dentist has been threatening to remove it for years.

Hasn't succeeded yet, mainly because it's perfectly fine and doesn't cause me any problems. Apart from occasionally biting my cheek.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:52, Reply)

In other news
It's been a month since my 3-day trial-period at work, and at last, I have some indication of my status as a permanent member of staff that does not involve the absence of a P45. I now have an official 'crew-pass' complete with photo. However, as I have yet to decide on whether or not my beard is to be a permanent feature of my face, the photo could get out of date pretty soon.

@BK: Sorry to hear about the tooth-gap.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Hey spak
Good news re: the job.

If it's any consolation, my work pass pic is way out of date as I have no facial fuzz on it, and yellow hair.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:55, Reply)

@ Davros
On the plus side, I have never had any sign of my wisdom teeth. Which I'm quite pleased about:)

@ spakka

It was right at the back so it's not obvious.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:56, Reply)

One of the questions they ask you
after a failed suicide attempt, is "have you ever tried to give up alcohol for a week, or a month?"

Apparently attempting such a thing is a sign of an alcoholic.

I'm just saying.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:56, Reply)

There is a bed
That never goes out.

And I'm off to it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Fuck...
I've had 2 dry nights this week. There's no hope for me.

Should I (a) end it all now, or (b) become Rob Styles so someone will do it for me?

see, I remembered

obscures
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:58, Reply)

@light in chains
was that directed at me?

I've tried numerous times for a week or two. I'm an alcoholic, as defined by government definitions although I only drink in the evening, but often too much.

fuck it, no point much talking about it. used to post on mental health boards and got flamed for forever going on about drinking from a variety of angles and not doing anything about it. the internet wont help. And I love booze :)

Used to tell myself I'd get a gf and she'd calm me down but 10 years down the line that still hasn't happened and I no longer have faith in love. talking to a girl from a dating site right now and just getting bored and feeling creepy.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:02, Reply)

@ LiC
Or possibly Catholic if at a certain time of year.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:02, Reply)

.
@DG: Perhaps we should swap the bottom-halves of our work-pass pics.

@BK: I should have said "The impacted tooth" and not "the tooth gap".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Internet filth!
Swapping bottom halves indeed. That sort of thing gets you into a LOT of trouble in Byker, you know.

You people are depraved. Online. Etc.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Remember, the government recommended weekly limits
have no scientific basis. They're just numbers pulled out of someone's arse.

I have a suspicion where they came from. You see, the government standard ambulance response times for a serious incident (heart attack, stroke, RTA) are 75% attended within 8 minutes and 95% attended within 14 minutes.

You know how they determined those numbers? I'm sure you're thinking survivability, competence of bystanders or something.

No. They measured how long it took ambulances to get to incidents, and found that 75% of them got to an incident within 8 minutes, and 95% of them got to an incident within 14 minutes. Then they declared that the standard. That was back in the '70s and they still use those numbers today despite the increase in traffic. You should see the entirely fictional stats that Ambulance Services produce.

So I look at their alcohol limits and figure they just averaged everyone including methodists and muslims.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Oh yeah the alcohol limits are rubbish
they vary wildly by country and as an ex "wine advisor" I've discussed this a lot with people who know about these things.. 40/50 units a week is reasonably healthy unless you have particular problems with alcohol.

But I drink around 120 units a week.. fecking off the scale.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:12, Reply)

And apparently
99% of football referees know what they are doing, according to my 1975 Match of the Day annual.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Elvis
Does that make you a bad person though?

After all, some Catholic priests are known to bum choir boys. It's a matter of perspective.

*EDIT* evening dj
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Evening all...
I'll join the alcoholic crew, I'm currently supping a rather nice Scotch. Dead sophisticated, me.

Frank Sinatra: 'I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day'
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:16, Reply)

@ Davros
Some of them are known to bum choir boys while drinking!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:16, Reply)

NO!!!
Surely that would be an ecumenical matter?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Hairy Japanese bastards!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Quite.
Nuns! Reverse!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Well!
You boys are being serious tonight.
Oh. Apart from you, Beekers.
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Evenin dj
* hatches a torrent of bees *

t'is a shame indeed. I think the QOTW mods don't want us to reproduce.

@SMG: I was talking about the bottom half of my face. I would not want to swap my electric bottom with DG's steam-powered bottom.

Re Alcohol limits: I think I may be doing more damage to myself by having extreme variations in my weekly alcohol intake from week to week.

EDIT: Evenin' clendrix.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Steam powered bottom?
I think you meant 'wind powered'.

Surely?

And clendrix - serious is the new comedy. Did nobody tell you that?

*Moons*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Oh right!
*frowns instead of laughs*
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:26, Reply)

^ ^
But the wind is made of steam, and when you fart, it sounds like a whistle.

* moons *

* creates a nice blue spark arcing between my buttocks *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)

That's it...
Now you're getting it clenders.

'Scuse me, off for a smoke in the snow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Evening all.
Put it away please Spak. I'm not in the mood for being winked at tonight.

How is everyone then?
( wanderlust, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Lusty!
*revels in girl company*
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Suddenly its got all girly
PS. Those facts about ambulance call times and how they were worked out might actually be covered by the Official Secrets Act so kinda pretend you never saw them, 'kay?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Evenin Lusty
* puts it away *

* forgets to switch it off *

* gives self electric shock in process *

I'm fine thanks. I now have a "crew-pass". See a few posts above.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:41, Reply)

hello clendrix
you lovely lady.

I was talking about your breasts and how much I admire them in the pub with a b3tan last night.
( wanderlust, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Oh, laydeez
Hang on, I'll just get my wedding tackle out...

The ex wife bought me a fishing rod for our first anniversary. Knew it would come in useful one day.

*Pulls hard and catches*
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Lusty
My breasts love you.

Oh Stairy! Mind that hook, you.
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:50, Reply)

I do apologise most profusely, clendrix
*removes hook from nipple*

I have some Savlon. Would you like me to administer it in a sub-erotic fashion?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Oh go on then.
*enjoys*
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:58, Reply)

*Rubs*

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:01, Reply)

*watches*
*rubs thighs*
( wanderlust, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Goodness
It's turned into a bad 1970s German porno film in here.

I'm going to have to avert my eyes and go to bed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Miss Lusty
There'll be none of that thigh rubbing nonsense in here, mind.

Anyway, I'm completely spent now so there's nowt left. I have to go to bed as I need to be up at one o'clock for my Restart interview, and I have to catch at least 3 hours of BabeStation before I can get off.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:06, Reply)

*rubs Lusty*

( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Total Recall is on.
The 3 boobed woman just got them out. Perfect timing with the rubbing there clendrix!

*goes to a happy place*
( wanderlust, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Did you record that bit on Sky+
so you can keep rewinding it and replaying it over and over?

She should definitely have a bigger role in the film.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:11, Reply)

I keep dreaming of a life on Mars..
..fucking underrated film. Arnie's finest moment if you ask me!
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Predator edges it for me
Total Recall is definitely up there though. Commando's another personal favourite, the early ones are better.

I think I own more or less every film he made in the 80s. Apart from that fucking godawful one with James Belushi in, what was that even called?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Sam
yes no, of course not.
( wanderlust, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Hi DJ
Haven't seen you for a while.
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:32, Reply)