Monday night madness
Let it begin...


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:56, 106 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Evening mistaspakkaman
How are you?

B3tamap has more people on. Yay!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Evening TLIC
Usual for a Monday. Work is going slow depsite having a big todo-list. Apart from that, went to the gym during lunchtime.

I might stick my pin on the map afterall, but not too close to where I live.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:36, Reply)

This causeth me to giggle.
Found this on Craigslist:
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Little Person Wanted for party on Friday! - w4m - 21 (Richmond)

I am looking for a little person to accompany me and my boyfriend to a sex party on Friday. You don't have to participate...just attend. If you've ever been interested in seeing what goes on in those types of parties, just let me know. Honestly, I just love little people and have nothing but respect. Friday is our fetish night and I thought it would be fun if anyone would like to come with me. You'll be completely hands off to everyone else....unless you choose not to! It's all up to you. I can bring a male or female or both. Just let me know!Oh and little person to me is someone who is legally classified as a dwarf so please don't respond if you are just a short person. I think we all know what I'm going for with this ad.Thanks!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:36, Reply)

ok
so I'm a little bit 'technically challenged' ('thick as two planks and half as useful' in old english) - how does one add oneself to the map?
( ascorbate, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I've forgot my google log in details.
I shall wander the earth without a home on the B3ta map till I die.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Getting on the map
Just gaz me a location (town or district or first bit of postcode, whatever) and I'll add you.

Just added halfy.

EDIT: OR if you've got a google login you can sign in, click the URL, click EDIT on the left and you get a pin icon at the top of the map. Click that, click a location, name your pin. Simple as.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I think I may turn myself into an aquiatic mammal
if I put my pin in a river, it will be obvious it's not my location.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I also think
that there's far too many penises and not enough vajayjays on the map.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Thanks
LiC!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Am
I the only person to actually put a pin on my house?

I don't see the problem with people knowing. I'm fairly easy to find anyway for anyone who's determined enough.

*peers outside nervously*
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:19, Reply)

BGB
Gave me her full postcode, which narrows it down to 15 houses I think, but I moved her to the nearest bus-stop.

I put myself practically on my house.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:20, Reply)

evening
Anyone about ??
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:25, Reply)

You'll usually find me by the nearest bus stop anyway.
Erm..........waiting for a bus of course.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I think I've picked my river
but haven't yet decided how far from my real location I want my pin to be. I wonder if there are any comedy-locations in West London.

EDIT: Evenin' newcomers.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Probably best not to stray too far from home
You could put the pin in Islamabad but what would be the point?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Roundabout
I'm in the middle of a roundabout! :)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Close enough for government work
Mistaspakkaman is planning on being in a river.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:47, Reply)

is there any reason why...
there's no Scots on the map yet??

edit- is anyone doing anything meaningful with their evening??
(binary, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Scots
Whilst not on the map in scotland, i'm technically a scot :)

Edit - Light, The roundabout is actually pretty close :)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Because we all hate the kilty bastards
OR none of them have put themselves on the map or asked to be put on.

You decide!

EDIT: And who, WHO, is the mysterious "Placeholder 18"?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:57, Reply)

helloes
Evening, interweb people. Glad the waters seem a bit smoother. Hoping everone is well. I will put myself on map later if I can get iBook resuscitated. Also will try to contribute bash pics to pool.
( cackers, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Good rule when posting bash photos:
If people don't have photos in their profiles, they probably don't want to be tagged in pics.

How are ya, Cackers? How's your bro doing?
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Enought b3tans know where I live already.
I shall have to move soon.
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Greetings Binary
Haven't seen you around. Don't worry, the evening-threads are just going through a phase of low momentum at the mo'.

As for doing something meaningful, I'm trying to multitask and failing miserably.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Evening Clendrix
throw them off the scent by putting your pin in the wrong street.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:27, Reply)

I shall have to stay away from my nearby bus stop in case I'm stalked.
Good job I can drive.

I'm off to bed.

Good night all.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Greetings new arivals
Yay! More people!

* gives a big squishy hug! *

@ancrenne: Good to see you back in the threads. As I said at the bash, you've been sorely missed in the threads.

EDIT: 'night blouse.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Chains
There's lots of 'wrong' streets where I live. I might do just that.
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:31, Reply)

*swoops in*
*blows night-night kisses to BGB*

*licks ancrenne*

*engages social skills*

*fails*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Lady frenzy
They all pile in when the off-licences shutas the evening draws to a close.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:39, Reply)

.
* sticks out my long tongue *

* licks everyone in thread *

* gets tongue knotted in the process *

* also tries to engage social skills and fails *

* that's because I'm tongue-tied *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:39, Reply)

*rolls over for belly rub*
*snuffles ancrenne*

*sniffs spak's arse*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Evening all
Added myself to that new map gizmo. Even managed to set up a gaz link from it. Not bad eh?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:42, Reply)

^ evidently you are one of the young 'uns
I just had to ask LIC for help with that.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Tourette's, thanks for the compliment
I'm 26, so not that young.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Piston is 46!
And full of fibs.
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:47, Reply)

*eyes spak's unfeasabley long tongue*
*worries about the spelling of unfeasabley*

*runs away*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:48, Reply)

I'm 40
and full of shite ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I'm just looking at old bash photos
Who is the one with the pink panther tat?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:50, Reply)

I'm 29
and full of spunk!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Gah foiled again!
* Throws wig and two grapefruit on ground in disgust *

* quickly puts tongue away *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:51, Reply)

I'm full of piss and vinegar
Or so I like to think. Actually this wine isn't that good so may qualify.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:53, Reply)

piston
er.......... that would be my arse
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Woo Ancrenne!
And woo to Tourettes' bum!

Er... *hides from DG*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:55, Reply)

DIT
S'ok, he's in the other room, on hamster duty ;o)

/edit

*smooshes Tightly*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Tightlers!
How are you, you old rogue?
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:56, Reply)

piston_broke
I have copied your gaz code. My b3ta number is almost exactly twice yours.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Hamster Duty??
Poor bloke. Must hurt!

I'm good thank you Clenders! How are you?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Greetingz el Diabolico in Tightorettoes
If you're so full of spunk, you might want to mention this when you create your own soft-drink can.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:58, Reply)

TLIC, no problems
And to Tourette's, all I have to say is "Ah".
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Fine ta!
Looking forward to my HOLIDAY! Yay!
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:00, Reply)

I'm sorry,
I'm rubbish, but it's time to go!

I already have my own drink, available in all good stores!*

*No stores at all.

Night all!


EDIT: WOO HOLIDAY!!!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Ning Ancrenne!
How are your bag and boob purchases working out, my lovely?
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:02, Reply)

I have found my own special brand of softdrink

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:04, Reply)

'lo
Just popping out for a bit. much like various breasts on saturday night if the rumours are true...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Bought boobs online...
Hmmm...sounds like the world's oldest profession has the Internet as its pimp.

DG - it was a night of sick filth.
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:07, Reply)

What in Hades did I miss in London?
/resents looking after family
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:07, Reply)

'night DiT
Yay for holidays. I'm turning my trip to the Edinbash into a week long trip to Scotland/North-England.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:08, Reply)

I will hardly recover from my travels in time for Edinburgh.
I am going to be barely* alive past Easter.

*Not bare, thank the non-existent lord.
( thealternativefact, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Ancrenne
Sounds like you're outing yourself as a bloke there girlie.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Not at all...
:D

I'm back by the way. Carry on...

*EDIT* yeah, Reg is safe. He's rattling around in his ball as we speak.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Oh
I'd love to exercise my filth muscle before the Edinbash... Technically I'll be on my honeymoon...

*rubs hands*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:21, Reply)

The unfortunate side effect of Reg rattling around
Is that there's invariably a trail of hamster poo on the carpet as it drops out through the vent holes in his ball.

Walking around barefoot is getting to be a hazard...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Evening all
It's a fine evening, due to me not really doing any work.

Are any of you well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:24, Reply)

Evening PoD
Ancrenne - yeah. He's got to breath y' know?

And oh, I'll practise, you can bet your business on that :D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Well, you could set the hamster ball up in a shallow cardboard box?
A large, but shallow one. So he can roll around but the poo is contained. What do you think?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Or just vacuum more often
While he's still rolling around to add an edge of danger to the proceedings.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:29, Reply)

Piston
he likes his freedom, what can I say?

Freedom in the sense that he's cooped up in a ball wreaking havoc on the furniture, granted, but freedom all the same!

And our friend Diane dropped off a new space age home for him the other day, so he'll have stacks of room.

Diane's lovely; ancrenne will tell you that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Could do
But it might scare Mildew - she's terrified of him, bless her!

Oh, and an apology for all the crap puns I've posted this week - it's been my most productive week ever on b3ta for ages, which goes to show that quantity does not necessarily equal quality...

*EDIT* You attending 2 weddings this year Miss crenne... ;)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Boob shopping
So do they have a special offer on - buy two, get a third one free?

Re track for hamster-ball - a more interesting one would be instead of just a circular path, the path will have lots of branches so Reg can choose which way to roll.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Hey spak
Like I say Reg has a new space age home with lots of tubes and compartments (which will be a pisser to clean, but...), so he'll be a veritable explorer hamster :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:37, Reply)

Is it too early
to don the thread killer hat?

Somebody help me...

*EDIT* No; thanks ancrenne. The last hat was covered in spunk and goo.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:41, Reply)

No, really...
Most of mine have been written in Geordie, but there's a particularly execrable Star Trek one involving dylithium crystals and wigs...

The things your brain does to you at 1:30 on a Saturday morning after too much wine...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:44, Reply)

Intruiged...
*Rubs chin*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:46, Reply)

This week, I shall be mostly roasting peas
I might even pearoast my Valentine's barrel of puns.

@DG: That hamster-home sounds intriguing. Almost makes me wish I was a hamster.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:49, Reply)

Intruiges some more...
Come on, don't keep me in suspendersse
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:50, Reply)

'Tis large
But, I say that to all teh laydeez...

I am of course talking about my 5 ft studded toy in the front passage
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:54, Reply)

And with that
I'm off into the cold night for some "fresh air" after which I shall hand back over to the other half...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:55, Reply)

and what, pray tell, the sugary fuck
is a squat party Lady ancrenne?

Sounds depraved......

In all my years working with special needs kids, I can honestly say that is the nicest picture anyone's ever given me :o)

Thank you honeybunch!

*snogs*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:06, Reply)

and here's Reg......
with whiskery *snuffles* and poo all over the keyboard :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:20, Reply)

Heh...
Right, we're off to bed now but not in a rude way...

Goodnight you lully peeps.

xxx
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:23, Reply)