Enzyme behind cancer spread found
A lot of b3tans seem to be having bereavements or bereavement-anniversaries as of late, so I thought I'd pass on this glimmer of hope. Apparently, scientists have now figured out what causes cancer to spread around the body.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7813072.stm
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:20, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

/hugs
that is good news, indeed. thank for sharing!
( cackers, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 1:31, Reply)

That is a very good article..........
but just to be miserable, it's a bit late for those of us who find it to be too late.

Sorry. It's almost 10pm and I've been drinking wine :/
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 4:36, Reply)

It's Enzyme?
That bastard!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:10, Reply)

well it's not like it doesn't make sense.
seeing as how cells are genetically programmed to make enzymes and synthesize proteins. Seeing as how cancer is pretty much a mutated cell that reproduces itself.
But fuck it's amazing they've finally found that particular enzyme.

Sorry if that sounds a bit cold and analytical - reading back over it I think it might a bit. But I've lost family members and nearly lost my dad to cancer - so I made sure to study biology/genetics to learn how people get cancer. It's nothing to do with me being cold.
My life ambition? to be an Oncologist.

It's an amazing breakthrough.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 6:16, Reply)

@LIC
That's the first thing that came into my mind.

He's a naughty boy.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:23, Reply)

Also "cancer spread"
Worst toast topper ever.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 8:49, Reply)

Enzyme, behind cancer spread, found
Bastard, at least they caught him!

Edit: Great(?) Minds think alike.
Note to self: read whole thread before replying!
(bill, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, Reply)

*Adds to list of magic bullets cures for cancer*
Mwahahahaha! If they strike me down, I shall become more powerful than they could ever imagine!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Not wanting to piss on anyones parade...
...but isn't this one of those slow news day stories that get recycled every now and then?

Anyone in this line of business please let me know if I am wrong.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:25, Reply)

christ,
if only it was a slow news day.

*cries angrily for all that's happening back home*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:49, Reply)

^jesus yeah.
That is all we need isn't it?

Fucking knackers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I knew Enzyme was to blame!
He's in ur cerealz, eatin ur SOULZ!



( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:28, Reply)

there's a little
known universal rule with cancer that's worth remembering - because your doctor is unlikely to tell you it

Cancer cannot survive if the PH of the blood is alkaline

it thrives if the PH is acidic

(why those raw food diets in most cases have an effect - also stick to an anti-candida diet - unfortunately I have more experience with this than I'd prefer)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:39, Reply)