It's time
to crack open another bottle of Home Sweet Home.


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:13, 84 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Now then
Hope all are well. Today I have received a very lenient bill for my car and have booked my wedding.

Yay! Poverty!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Yay for weddings.
I love a good wedding as long as it's not me getting married.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Greetings Spunky & Blouse (what a combination)
@Spunky:
You getting married? Nice one!

@BGB: What's the 11 months in your boardsig about?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:31, Reply)

@ Blouse
Agreed!

Mine was shit! I stormed out during the meal cos I was bored.
Wasn't the best indicator for it lasting, really.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:32, Reply)

@spakkaman
I'm counting down to when I can have sex again.

Edit - and no, it's nothing to do with STD's.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Hey guys
Indeed I are Spakka - 26th Sept this year. Got a bonza venue booked where they source the meat from our local butchers (and it's fan-fucking-tastic) and they have a micro brewery on site.

It's going to be interesting :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Best wedding I ever went to was fancy medieval dress.
Being a big-boned girl, the female costumes were too small for me so I went as a priest.

Went home after and took LSD with the bosses son and it went down hill from there.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:37, Reply)

my cousin is getting married on june 6th this year
I'm well excited as it's the first opportunity I've had to be able to get my hair done nicely and wear a lovely dress.

Congratulations Spunky
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Greetings pickleface
Did you have much say in organising your wedding?

Haven't seen you around these parts much. How ya been?

@Blousie
How come you're undergoing self-imposed celibacy? I just hope this does not also include solo-sex.

@Spunky: Meat and beer - what more could you want in a wedding?

EDIT: Evening Kristine.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Thanks folks
The registrar says we can have music played as my better half's coming in. The nice lady says we can have our choice of music, which is handy.

Should I stay or should I go - The Clash *Glees*

Edit. I upped the buffet budget so we could have more meat. Mmmmmmmmmm, meeeat. >drool<
Edit Hey Weekirst.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:45, Reply)

evenin
Alright folks :)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:46, Reply)

@spakkaman
I'm saving myself for Mr Right and if he decides he doesn't want me then I'm going to cop off with Mr Wrong.

Either way it's a win win situation.

Edit - Hello weekirst. *pinches cheeks*
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:48, Reply)

@ Spakka
Not much say, no!

Hi weekirst!

How be thee?

@Blousie
Just have loads of Mr. Wrongs!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:51, Reply)

I had to reread that BGB
I thought "Who the fuck's Mr Wong".
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:52, Reply)

@bk
I be glorious,
How be thee?

@BGB Thanks! (Cheeks aglow) how are you? Is there a specific mr right/wrong you have in mind?

EDIT - Hey there Spunk
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Not bad thanks
I have lots of glees at the minute for various reasons.

And I have red wine and Tom Waits this evening so I'm happy:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:55, Reply)

I wouldn't mind a Mr Wong.
I've had a crush on Jackie Chan for quite a while now.


@Weekirst - Yes.

I have red wine too but no Tom Waits : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Evenin' everybody
I've got some red wine but I had a bottle last night so I should probably take it easy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Evenin' WK & TLiC
@BGB: I too am currently undergoing a period of celibacy, but that's more to do with being rubbish at getting laid. If there are toomany Mr Wongs and Mr Wrights out there, the competition will just get too intense.

Meanwhile at work, I think I may soon finally get someone to join my department. I've been the only one in my department these past two months.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Afternoon.
Congrats, Spunky! That sounds ace!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Evenin workboresme
How's the land where it's still afternoon doing?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Thanks workboresme
I've been playing a convoluted scenario in which two infertile guys called Wong tag team a woman named Mrs Wright over in my head.

The collected semen of these two chap's don't produce a child because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Some days I should not be allowed access to the internet.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:15, Reply)

It's warm and sunny and all a fluster
Obama was here yesterday in the town I live in. It was quite cool to see his helicopters leave as he was doing his thing a half mile down the road.
Traffic was shit, though.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:15, Reply)

@Spunky
*spangs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Oh dear, Spunky. That was bad!
;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:18, Reply)

@Spunky
But if the woman does not change her marital status until the child is born, one of the Wongs will have made a Wright * SPANG! *

EDIT: Just read the bit about infertility. There's a small chance there may be a single sperm-cell in all that white gloop instead of the millions present in a healthy cum * SPANG AGAIN! *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:18, Reply)

You're just full of SPANG tonight spakka
Is it the wine?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Glees
That was one of my better ones. We were at the cinema the other day and I asked my mate if he'd heard about the sequel to Slumdog Millionaire.

I proceeded to explain that the young lad makes good and gets his own business making hats. The working title is Slumdog Milliner.

If looks could SPANG.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:26, Reply)

I'm still got plenty of leftover SPANGs from puns-week.
But in the meantime, here's a truly awful film-related pun.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Ooh
So I'm watching this show I've been downloading, "Being Erica". It's about this woman whose life is a mess, she has all these regrets. She meets this therapist and he makes her write them all down AND THEN HE SENDS HER BACK IN TIME to be in her old body and do it right this time. Each episode another regret, kinda like My Name Is Earl.

It's pretty cool. Often funny and sometimes thought-provoking.

Tonight's episode: I wish things had worked out differently with my hot lesbian neighbour.

RESULT!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:35, Reply)

The thread has been killded
And so I must resurrect it, Jebus stylee.

Evening all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:50, Reply)

'Ow do, DG
How's tricks?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:50, Reply)

@ Spakka
SPANG!

@ TLIC. I was walking through the Co-op ages ago with the better half and espied a flyer on the community notice board "The sick cunts!" I bellowed "Who'd do that?".

On the second reading I realised it actually said massage therapist.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Don't worry Spunky
These things happen to smart people too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:54, Reply)

hello you pack of
pube flossing, pus swilling, fuckbrained scumbags!

Love you all. Am off to school. Ta ra!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Woo!
I am the resurrection!

Did you see what I did there? Linking the QOTW to OT? fucking clever or what?

Away for a smoke, laters!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:57, Reply)

And now
You have brung the Threadpocalypse.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Hi Bye VeeCee DeeGee
Now that's it's gone quieter, I can start a coup and proclaim myself king. This will appease my power-mad sensibilities causing me to have a massive stiffy. I'll now have the rex-erection.

* ducks *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Yeah right
That's as likely as Reginald Perrin becoming Prime Minister.





Which would be the Reg-Election.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Not so unlikely really
www.imdb.com/title/tt0191949/

I didn't get where I am today without trying to prove other people wrong.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Wotcha
how goeth it for everyone?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Not bad, Zap
I has curry and wine and an awesome coat.

What could be better?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:29, Reply)

hmm
no 6 in the best of last weeks question. Go me and my non penis.

This weeks is "god"? great *rolls eyes*

How is everyone? I have the bestest shoes in the whole wide world ever
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Evening Badg!
Greetings to you and your non-existant phallus.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Awesome coat eh?
The only thing that could top all that is shoes with spats.

For some reason I am watching American Pie 3. I must be goddamned bored.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Me and my imaginary penis say hello DG!
And to everyone else
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:35, Reply)

My imaginary lady garden
is otherwise detained, but I'm sure it would say "Hi" back.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)

@garbagefan
very well done!

to everyone else (special hugs to my special friends x) good evening.
more lurking than talking tonight, in a funny mood (not haha). got a cheque through the post this morning but still waiting on so much coming in. grrr. twunts.
;-(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Do I get a special hug?
Do I? Do I? Do I? Do I? Do I?

DG I hate to think why your imaginary lady garden is busy....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Cheers French Badger person
And hello to you all

I'm watching Stewart Lee as I missed it the other night. I like Mr Lee.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Greetings newcomers
If God is imaginary, does that mean his penis is imaginary too, or is he just an imaginary being with a (to him) real penis?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:47, Reply)

@tdg
of course you do, you attention-seeking, badger-on -motorbike-animating creature!*but extra special hugs to someone else xxx* any chance you could actually sort me out a proper wee motorised badger icon for teh map? i would buy you gin if we ever met in person...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Was I supposed to be doing that?
I shall do my best!

Oh it's that garbage bloke! Hello garbage bloke
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Nice One GarbageFan
I stand corrected.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Oooh it's that chains bloke
quick everyone hide he may not have seen us!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:53, Reply)

@tgb
did you not do me one t'other day but with non-transparent background and too big but lovely thought and reet swift? i may well be wrong, finding it hard to keep it all in check at teh moment, what with life and all ting...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Just for that TGB
- And I see your arse sticking out from behind the chaise longue - no present for you.

*huffs*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:56, Reply)

No that wasn't me...
I don't even think I was there for that conversation. But I get confused quite easily

heheh *wiggles ass at chains* I get worse when I'm drunk so prepare yourself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:57, Reply)

then who teh chuffing chuff was it?
even more confused...
answers on a postcard please...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:58, Reply)

B69
You basically want someone to take something like this:



and make it tiny and transparent?

EDIT: GarbageFan isn't the only one on here with GoogleFu.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Winamp hates me today
It's putting on all the crap I have acquired over 7 years of shared house livingness to remind me I really need to have a clear out

Ooh sublime at last a decent fucking song *dances*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:06, Reply)

GoogleFu? I like it...
...and I'm going to use it in conversation.

A quick Google reveals that the term has been around for years. How have I never heard this before?
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:07, Reply)

@tlic
would you? pleasey scrounge cos i wouldn't have a clue etc.
and could you crop it out a bit too? jeebus, you're so cool, innit?

edit: btw, that is a seriously cool image!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:12, Reply)

@tlic
it wuz you, wurnt it! wot dun me that wee animation. soz for blaming tgb and not giving you teh glory you deserve ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:18, Reply)

It is good, isn't it?
The short answer is, there's not a chance in hell I could do anything with that image except fuck it up. I have no photoshop skills or indeed hand-eye co-ordination...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:22, Reply)

c o o l
you just have teh google-fu!
LOLs
i wonder if anyone else round here might know what or how to do or ting...

btw: loving the frankness!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Well, it's true.
Visual art isn't my thing.



If only this were transparent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:28, Reply)

so i've managed to pop it on my desktop...
and crop it...

what teh chuff do i do next?

god, i wish this was oxy-acetylene lead-welding, or changing a head-gasket or summink.
cos then i'd know what to do :-(

the rest of them have fucked off, haven't they!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:37, Reply)

I'm back briefly
before fucking off again...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Well I'm still here, but have nothing to say
If I knew anything about animation I'd have chipped in by now.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I can make images
have a transparent background but whenever you upload them they seem to grow the background back! It's them damn internet pixies
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:42, Reply)

it is all so well beyond me!
a sign of age?
and hello again, didn't see you guys lurking there in the shadows...

i wish some "b3tasuperhero" would just swoop in from the ether and sort this out for me and take the glory and stuff..

actually i wish i knew how all this shizz actually worked! cos then i could do it myself. mopes. gives up!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:50, Reply)

* pops back on *
@badger: Are these .GIF or .PNG images? Which browser are you using? MSIE 6 has all sorts of issues with transparent PNGs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:07, Reply)

me badger or her badger?
i have no idea!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Oh noes!
Everyone's getting technical!

*Throws abacuses in an attempt to stem the flow of technogoly*

*Fails*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:09, Reply)

trying to stem the flow of tech...
is like trying to stem the flow of blood...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:17, Reply)

*gets hit in face with abacus*
.png's spak. I got distracted by something shiny though and gave up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:18, Reply)

i love you all!
BUT i'm giving up and going to bed in about 10 minutes x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Me too.
Night all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Evening all
So I see google street view has come to out fair isle. Awesome, an hour well wasted.
The ten hours defragging my pc were also fairly wasted.

So, anyone still about? And if so, how are you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:40, Reply)

And so to bed
Goodnight all
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:41, Reply)

I'm starting to get sleepy too...
@badger: Have you tried displaying the PNGs in FireFox? MSIE falls over and goes boom when you hand it a transparent PNG. If the worse comes to the worse, you can use GIF instead, but then you only have a single level of transparency.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:43, Reply)

yo pod
just off to bed.
you know anything about web pics? if so then check out earlier posts and earn some bj points...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Right
I'm out too - Sleep well lovely peoples.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 0:28, Reply)