it's saturday! another week older and still alive...

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:24, 49 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

This is a triumph
I'm making a note here, huge success.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:38, Reply)

great song, loving it!
and it's got babyblaireau dancing around the living room!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Mornin'
I'm currently awaiting the delivery of my new flatpack bookcase. At first, the only guess was that it would arrive sometime between 8am and 6pm, but I just got a phonecall to say it should be arriving soon.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:54, Reply)

so much for a day off...
just had a callout.
just think about the money!
see you guys later ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Morning gentle folk
I have surfaced from my pit and face the world with blinking but unhungover eyes - Only the need for fags and sugar mean I shall have to leave my nice warm house.

How be tricks?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)

See ya b69
And in the meantime, my bookcase has arrived. Yay for not spending the day wondering when it's coming.

EDIT: Mornin' Spunky
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Morning Spakka
Serendipity indeed. Now for 30 mins counting the grub screw, dowls and finding that they've not put any wood glue in the pack.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)

well that was easy...
told the guy who phoned me that i would need to bring babyblaireau with me, not a problem says he.
got to his house, only 5 minutes away, the guy is puffing away on a regal kingsize. i asked the guy to not smoke whilst we are there and he says that it's his house and he'll smoke if he likes...
i replied that actually the smoking at work rules apply cos his house is my (temporary) place of work, and that i'm requesting he not smoke for the 10 minutes it'll take me to stop water coming through his kitchen ceiling. he flatly refused! so i bade him good-day and left.

twunt.

apparently nicotine is more important to him that his ceiling?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)

see people like him
makes others think smokers are arrogant cunts. I don't smoke in my house, when you could smoke in pubs I never did so when anyone on my table was eating and if I am with people who are trying to quit I try not to smoke around them.

But that may be because I am freaking awesome. *bigs self up*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:53, Reply)

What a monumental tit!
He'll only realise the foolishness of his actions when the cascading water puts out his tab

Edit. Morning TGB - How's the morning after the night before?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:53, Reply)

indeed and indeed.
i used to smoke, like a fluffing chimley! but never if anyone was eating, or if i was in the company of non-smokers etc.

frankly i hope the fucker drowns!

edit: or is crushed by falling plaster...
edit2: and i must remember to send him an invoice for the callout!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Not too bad thanks!
Although we don't have any milk so I am having to drink black tea :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)

@TGB
black tea is healthier. try some lemon, it's not just for the G&T.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I have my tea really strong anyway
so it's actually quite nice without. I may stop having milk
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:02, Reply)

i give up milk every time we visit the in-laws in Poland
cos of the uht-ness, and thoroughly enjoy it. but almost as soon as we get home...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I couldn't do black tea.
Here's a handy tip. Pour milk in to an ice cube tray and freeze so when you run out of milk you chuck in a milk cube and have an emergency cuppa.

It also cools the tea slightly for immediate hangover relief.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)

haha that's some serious
forward planning Spunky! I think I'll just stick to the black tea ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Good morning everyone!
It feels strange to say that on a Saturday.

Having woken up early and without a hangover for the first Saturday in ages I'm a little at a loss as to what to do with myself.

Edit: Black Coffee FTW!
(bill, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Where tea's concerned I leave nothing to chance.
I think it's going to have to be another ciggy, shower and then into hunter/gatherer mode to stalk around Sheffield in search of tasty food.

Laters lovelies!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Gods
That smoking bloke was a complete twat.

I smoke in my own house, I don't smoke in other peoples house, unless they say I can. If people are eating then I won't smoke. I'm like Badger that way.

So how are folks this fine day? I'm at my girlfriends, just posting while she's in the shower.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Hi Dok!
I've just been playing Streetfighter 2 HD on the PS3, I'd forgotten what a cheap dirty fighting cunt Dhalsim is!

A total agreement on the smoking guy here, I'm the first to admit I smoke a lot but have a similar ruleset to Dok.
(bill, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Bill
Just saw that you're not hungover today! What's wrong, are you not well or something?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:45, Reply)

After a shitty day at work yeasterday
I decided to call it a night early so headed home about midnight.

I probably should be hungover after 6 Long Island Iced Teas & a shot of Jagermiester but I'm surprisingly clearheaded this morning.
(bill, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:48, Reply)

UHT Milk FTW!
It's yummy.

And I tried not to be an arrogant smoker and now I'm trying not to be a holier-than-thou non-smoker.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Afternoon all
I've been taking care of all kinds of domestic type stuff this morning. I've tidied, hoovered, food shopped, bin emptied, and dish washed. Go me. Now I get to move on to the piles of uni work.

Are we all having fun weekends?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)

busy weekends
by the looks of it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Afternoon all!
I too am now an ex-smoker (if you can consider yourself quit after 12 weeks) but hope I don't become one of the militant ones.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:02, Reply)

aprez noon...
what a constructive day I have had so far - even with a hangover, been to have the old mullet trimmed, showered and shaved - dressed and ready to meet with a lovely young new lass for an afternoon of spending my last 50p - hopefully it may encourage the horizontal squelching to happen sooner than later.

It's been a few months, so I may have to wipe her off the ceiling...

Wipe clean ceilings, thats a new one _ I want a laminator. tis all
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Sex
I think I remember that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
How are you all today? I *just* got home from work, it's 1 am! woo woo woo! I is hyped and psyched and hungry and all other kinds of things. Including human. /nods

/bounces around the room hugging everyone!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:56, Reply)

*Passes VC the hat*
Very fetching.

I'm off out with the dog since the sun's trying to get out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Just watched the F1 qualifying
Exciting stuff!

This season I shall mainly be cheering Vettel with side servings of cheer to the Brawn team
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)

technically the hat belongs
to Light, since he posted nearly 20 minutes before I did but hey! who's counting?
how're you DG?


EDIT: Hi TGB! How be you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I be good
Slightly damp just had to run outside to get the washing in after it started hailing!

Congrats on your second job!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Woop!
So glad the F1's back:D

May be a frustrating year for Hamilton fans.

Won't see too many repeats of me dancing round my living room after the end of least season.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:36, Reply)

haha
that was a good dance though! Not quite as good as the look on the Ferrari boys' faces when they found out Massa had lost :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:42, Reply)

@ Oh yes!
I think that may have been the highlight of my entire year!

*leads a sad and unfulfilling life*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Am good VC
Just got back from walking the dog. Jesus, it's fucking windy out there!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:54, Reply)

It was hailing here DG
And heading North so watch out!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Yeah
the forecast is a bit shite for tomorrow. Good job I've got no plans.

In other news, absolutely everything is now in place for the big day and the party. Yay!

Oh, and also managed to book train tickets for Tightly's bash in June.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Ooh how exciting!
I may try get down for Tighly's bash in June but I can't plan that far ahead!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:05, Reply)

@ DG
Was it just the website playing funny buggers last night then?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Possibly
I got a message back today saying that sometimes it takes 15 - 30 minutes for the site to update when seats have gone. However, I tried again this morning and the same price tickets were still showing, but then saying they were booked, so they're obviously full of shit.

Managed to get booked on the 1pm from Newcastle, which was £20 each, so that's OK. £97 all round, so fairly reasonable.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:15, Reply)

That's not too bad at all
I need to book my tix still for Edinburgh.
They never seem to vary in price between Leeds and Carlisle so I can leave that til last minute.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Passes BK the hat
I just signed up for the Dok's Life Begins Bash. Because it's on a Friday there's a late train back which there isn't on a Saturday. Stupid rail people.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Soundcard now installed
Just had an eclectic session of Monster Magnet, Aphex Twin, Nena, Scissor Sisters & Lamb of God ....... Good reccomendation BK!

Edit: Winds back Youtube and grooves like a motherfucker to 'I can't decide'.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:23, Reply)

@ spunky
Yeah, they're a bit good:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Can I give BK a
gold plated hat for that? :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Gold plated with a mimsy woven broccade
The shit is good ...... Pass the hat.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 20:50, Reply)