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I got bored of looking for home pictures.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:11, 102 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha!
Right...
I've got the Super-Big-Health-And-Safety-Inspection-Extravaganza at 11.
Not good.
ARGH!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:14, Reply)

oh no wait... I am confusing fun with mind numbingly boring again!
Yo VC
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:16, Reply)

been up to? Aside from mind-numbingly-boring meetings?
EDIT: ooooOOo ethel, unless you want lesbian cat action then you *may* want to stop doing that.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:19, Reply)

TGB play nicely or else no hanky spanky for the rest of the week!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Just received a spreadsheet of data to be fed into one of our apps. The first column is the URN or Unique Reference Number.
In this spreadsheet, sheet 1 has records XXX001 to XXX150 and sheet 2 has records XXX001 to XXX125.
Not only is it not a number, not only is it not unique, it's not even unique WITHIN THE DOCUMENT.
Is there nobody left on this planet with two braincells to rub together?
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I feel your pain.
I sent an email to all users in the UK (8 or 9 offices) asking to update their anti-virus software, with full simple instructions, full "READ THIS" subject and High Importance.
I asked 6 people in my own office whether they'd done the email, 5 of them hadn't read it, and one of them didn't understand it.
*sigh*
VC: Well maybe I would!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:38, Reply)

I'm fucking pissed off with school. They've "Upgraded" the system except only in one classroom. So if you do the work there and save it - it won't work in any other fucking classroom.
EDIT: Ethel - I have a *someone*. but what the heck. /snogs
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:40, Reply)

But then I decided you should all have to prove yourself.
Except TGB, who
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Are we about to get some Ethel and cat floorshow?
I'll be in my bunk.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Firefly!
Ten points.
Right, I'm off to shout at wood-monkeys again.
Catch you guys later!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:58, Reply)

That would be very therapeutic.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)

for my boobies DJ, which is also an acceptable reason :p
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:23, Reply)

for my cockteasing abilities when I try really really hard.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:25, Reply)

you'll love some rocking tunes from this up and coming new band form Manchester, they go by the name of Oasis and they really are pretty unique in their sound.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I've just packed my office into two crates, my desk looks kinda empty now with only a PC, and a jar of Hot Chocolate on it.
Anybody fancy a cup?
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)

whenever she gets a cock in her hand she gets a terrible case of the drymimsies.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Drymimsies is usually accompanied by a repeated spasming of my hand and it ends badly :(
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Bit bored now that I don't have monkey on my desk to play with.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I'd say come and play with my monkey, but it sounds oh so wrong.
yet oh so right
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I would miss, oh so much!
/dorothy
*dances with Toto, like The Lone Ranger*
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Sounds like "the role of Ethel's monkey will be performed by vampyrecat".
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Your present is coming along a treat :)
Yes Red that is oh so very wrong.
Vampy are you teasing the boys again?
Hi Al.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:10, Reply)

it's loads of fun. For instance, I came back from a run a little while ago, hot, sweaty, flushed, panting, hair sticking to my neck...
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:14, Reply)

It's full of hot, sweaty, nubile, young women (well it feels full) and I'm too old for that shit. I might get aroused and feel the need to pester the wife (shudder).
Where will it all end.
Oh it has.
That was quick.
*Puts it away*
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:27, Reply)

so quickly you had a chance to adjust the formatting? Good show!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I think I have proved my borking abilities. So fear. FEAR!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Was it good for you then?
Porky I know what you mean, all these youngsters and their nubile ways!
Yes Badger, and I hope you like it, It's done with my own paws.
EDIT Red, you are weak in the ways of the borken, just ask DG, and I'm fairly good at it myself.
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:02, Reply)

After tomorrow I've still got 3 days to work untill I go to Edinburgh.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Do you get to dress casual and bring in board games?
Just back from daydreaming through a very important TUPE meeting.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I shall take this opportunity to revive it briefly. Before it flops about limply for a bit then dies again, anyway...
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I have all final year subjects. On the plus side I finish at 2:30. woo.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Oh, I see. Yep. Today's my last day in the occife. Yay!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:40, Reply)

That's all good then DG.
This time next week I'll be in sunny Scotland. I finish on Wednesday.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I thought you'd gone to sleep, since it is late in the future.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:00, Reply)

This week I have been making a concerted effort to eat lunch with different people (as the people I have ended up eating with are quite dull). Ate with some more interesting folks, one of whom asked if I'd been on holiday as they hadn't seen me around! Hopefully I can keep up the variety.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:01, Reply)

What a productive morning. Done some design work, done some writing up of report, and discovered that one of my external HDDs is full. Woot. Now it is less full, after moving some stuff onto the other one.
Anything exciting been happening?
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Italian BMT with onions, peppers, gherkins, sweetcorn and lettuce and sweet onion sauce. mm mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:16, Reply)

That does sound productive, and fun.
Badger if you left out the onions that would almost be a perfect Subway sammich. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:21, Reply)

hence I'm not asleep. it's 11:27pm.
EDIT: I want to brag - I got a 91% on my psychology paper. woo. And my teacher's asked if she can photocopy it and use it as an example for the rest of her classes.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:27, Reply)

That's exellent. Brag all you want.
I wish it was that time here, then I wouldn't be at work!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I'm pretty pleased. Seem to have finally found my niche in school.
Also - I have chocolate.
/shares around.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:41, Reply)

You can be the HSH tame Psychologist. Just remember don't psychoanalyse us too hard, you may not like what you see.
I have Hot Chocolate, a lovely bedtime drink, I drink it in the middle of the working day.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:44, Reply)

the end of the month.
means i have to prepare all the fucking account paperwork, which involves trawling through mountains of paper, then downloading the bank statement, and listing everything possible against the paperwork I have.
Then I have to take the bloody stuff to the assessors.
And its late, so they're gonna charge me more. Fucksocks
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, Reply)

that you're nice and relaxed but that you use food to comfort yourself. hahaha.
Nah it was written on ethics, specifically on the film Nell and how the Ethical Principals were breached. I'm pretty passionate about ethics actually. She said my writing was "very sophisticated and of a very high quality" and I was all "awww shucks *scuffles foot*".
I have a story to tell you about eggs and chickens actually - want to hear it?
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, Reply)

What's BMT?
edit: VC, having the Ethical Principals violated doesn't sound like the sort of thing they'd enjoy. Did you mean Principles?
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:53, Reply)

That sounds fun, do tell.
Comfort myself with food, nope just computers.
EDIT Hot CHocolate FTW!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:57, Reply)

but it has pepperoni, salami, and ham in it
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:59, Reply)

well I was making an omlette today and I pulled some eggs out of the cooler. Now you should know we have chickens at my house - and our newest 'aquisitions' are Isa Browns. Not the most attractive chickies out there but by god they lay well. Massive massive eggs.
Anywhoo so I've broked the first egg into a cup to check for gooby bits - fuck me! it's a double yolker! into the bowl it goes. I break the next one in. FUCK ME! It's a SECOND double yolker!
That was the point where I whisked them to perfection, drizzled chilli oil through it and cooked it.
It was yummmmmmmmmy.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I give the story 9.2/10 for grammar but 4.3/10 for afternoon reading amusement
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, Reply)

What a story, I can't remember the last time I had a double yoked egg, not that I eat a lot of eggs mind you.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:10, Reply)

TGB I know it's not the best for entertainment but that pretty much made my day. I've never seen two double yolkers be used in one sitting and we've had chickens for 7 years now.
And I eat lots and lots of eggs.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:14, Reply)

There lived a bunch of crazy people. They all resided in a land called B3tatown where any outsiders would probably think they were all on crack, but only a very small proportion of the folk there were actually on anything stronger than hard cider and the occassional licking of toads.
One day TGB decided she would write everyone a story but as it turns out she couldn't really be bothered so instead she played lots of porn to the villagers and they all jerked off covering the streets in their warm jizz.
Then it got very cold and the jizz froze so they all went ice skating.
The end.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I've decided that you are completly nuts!
You've fallen out of the sanity tree.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I feel like that's 30 seconds of my life that I will never get back.
Ever.
Poooor form TGB. I expected so much better from you. Tsk tsk.
kidding. about a 4.4/10.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I have 2.5 hours of flexi time saved up. I could leave at 3 and still have an hour left. Very tempting.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I remember, you were very sane in the pub. For a little while.
Hi Chains, take the time off today!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:11, Reply)

You fell into complete B3tanness, just like everybody else. :)
I'll be in Edinburgh this time next week. WooHoo.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:25, Reply)

the first time I met her Chains. But I did wear a furry coat.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:29, Reply)

My Borkage of the thread there was almost DG sized.
Badger I remember you wearing a t-shirt and a hoody.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

For government work.
Edit: Dok, now I'm confusing the issue by talking about when I first met TGB.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Bitches.
H&S inspection was a bit crap, but all ok I think.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:09, Reply)

and chains it was a square cut top that still wasn't low!
yo yo yo Kaol
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:10, Reply)

If I remember when I met you your top was rather low cut!
Hello Kaol, glad it all went well.
EDIT Right folks I'm going home, later folks.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I upset H&S man a bit.
He was going on about how if you got on your hands and knees, you could crawl under one of our machines, and the blade could get you after about 5 meters.
I said "By that logic, you could slam your head in your car door. Doesn't mean you should."
He got grumpy after that.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:15, Reply)

My top was lower cut than TGB's when we met.
Right then - time to go home I reckon. Bye!
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, Reply)
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