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if you could have any sound or lighting scheme when you unzipped your trousers, what would it be?

edit: subject edited. was suffering from temporary brain impediment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:45, 49 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Ah...
The noise that you make when slowly going to the apex of a Rollercoaster hill. You know... the slow slunking dun...dun...dun...dun... and you get the feeling of impending doom.

That's the noise!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:48, Reply)

LIGHTSABRE!
*BRRRRRZEOW*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Hmmm...
Blinding lasers.
So they can't identify me.
( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:49, Reply)

The soaring angel chorus as God appears in films.
Mr Happy would be wearing wings.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:50, Reply)

The music from...
...Benny Hill.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:50, Reply)

ahah
"can't touch this"!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:51, Reply)

@Vampyrecat
"Stop... Hammertime!"

Hahahahaha!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Hmm...
For me it'd have to be a sound bite of "You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Hmm
Dry ice pouring out, lasers and a high frequency strobe effect outlining me from behind.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Hair Pot,
That sounds like the start of the World Darts Championship...

EDIT: Also, PJM, imsobadatsex.com/view/story/id/76
( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Riiiiiiiight
cos girls have nothing interesting in their pants...nope, nothing at all good down there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I forgot where I was becky
and thought for a moment that the girls would have nothing to say on the subject....

However, it just occurred to me that "Don't you open that trapdoor...." would be a great one :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Could be worse...
...the music from "The Black Hole"?

*runs*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:59, Reply)

In that case
Bat out of hell and accompanying light show :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)

lots of smoke and mirrors.
and then trumpets.

lots of Trumpets.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I'd like the
Imperial March.

Followed swiftly by "The force is strong in this one."

Then "YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA, come on kid, lets blow this joint and go home!"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Or maybe this...
Third Rock From The Sun FTW
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:01, Reply)

On second thoughts the Ski Sunday theme.

( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:02, Reply)

It would have to be....
Close encounters of the 3rd kind

Doo Doo
Doo Doo
Doo

As I unleash my small member.

Either that, or The Wurzels ‘Combine Harvester’ (only appropriate for ladies with a full lady-garden) simple for the line, ‘I drove my tractor through your haystack last night’
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:03, Reply)

interesting
more songs than I would've expected

I was thinking along the lines of a simple "Hallelujah!"

the obvious lightsaber noise, or a nice sword-drawing "schiiingggggg"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Mars, from Holst's Planet Suite
Or possibly Uranus, to see how well she knows her classics.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I'd have a quickly-spoken message saying
"By unveiling this penis you automatically agree to the following terms and conditions:

The owner is here forth absolved of any blame and/or responsibility for any incidents/crimes caused during the use of this penis

Any complaints you have as a result of experiences with this penis are entirely your fault.

Failure to satisfy this penis is considered an act of terrorism.

You agree to relinquish all statutory rights for the duration of penile exposure.

No purchase necessary."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:06, Reply)

A little bit geeky
Any X-Men fans would know who Dazzler is. I'd have a Dazzleresque light show as the zip is being done, leading to a crescendo of light and lasers on completion.......followed by a little 'meow' for sound as my chap appears
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:07, Reply)

It would have to be some sort of subdued lighting.
My flange is old : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:12, Reply)

BGB
I'm sure it's still a lovely flange though :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:15, Reply)

For my own trousers I'd have
The Indiana jones theme tune and a carefully selected set of puzzles to get to the sweet sweet goodness. To prove your worth and all.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Becky
Kinda like this?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Lab
In your professional opinion (yes I am accusing you of being professional!) would such a disclaimer stand up as a defense in court?
( Captain V, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Captain V
Undoubtedly not, simply because you say something doesn't make it true ;)

Although you could imagine it into working...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:26, Reply)

A Rousing Burst
Of the "Hallelujah Chorus" accompanied by impressive backlighting (it always helps).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Haha yes
but if you get it wrong, you get a billion pointy arrows fired at you :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Lab
Such a shame :(
( Captain V, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Becky
Luckily enough the puzzle is one of those Fisher Price "fit the right shaped block in the right shaped hole" puzzles right?

:P
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:36, Reply)

For me
it has to be either the swanny whistle, or the incidental music from Carry on Doctor...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:37, Reply)

^This
FTW

edit - trouser droppage would sound like an episode of The Clangers
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Himjim
For you yes, for others, it's this
www.rubiks.com/Games/Rubiks%20Flat%20Cube.aspx
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:40, Reply)

*throws up in his mouth a little*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:43, Reply)

You love it Lab
Now get back on your knees...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Woah woah woah
I beg your pardon?

I get on my knees for no girl!

unless they're single, hot, and willing
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:48, Reply)

pfft

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Lab
Psssst...

www.chessandpoker.com/rubiks-cube-solution.html
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Haha! Thanks Himjim!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:00, Reply)

;-)

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Just decided on another
When opening the flies, I want Gary Coleman to drop out of them and run around me in a circle five times going "Whee Whee Whee". I cannot see how this could possibly fail.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:12, Reply)

You're helping another man get into my smalls?
:(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:14, Reply)

It's only Lab
don't worry.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Hee hee you is well mean innit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Can I have the music from the shower scene in Psycho ?

( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Jaws theme, please.
And a giant animatronic shark wouldn't go amiss either.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)