Look out of the window
anything interesting going on?

All I can see is some blokes with a van and they're jetwashing wheelie bins.

And a police van has just gone past heading to the end of the street
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Frankly, no
Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I can see a wall
Today there's a bird sat on top of it.

That's about as exciting as my view gets.
(username1, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, Reply)

The blinds are closed
here. :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Nope!
however this morning I got to school and someone had tried to burn it down - there were three rozzer vans parked outside my common room.

The silly twunts had only managed to burn a few bushes. Idiots.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Well, what did you expect to see?
The hanging gardens of Babylon? A herd of Wildebeast streaking majestically over the horizon?

(/Basil...)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Oh YES
I can see Jesus breakdancing. He's doing the moonwalk now. It's sick. Oh, no wait. False alarm. It's the bus stop.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Our office overlooks a kindergarten.
*Best Blue Harvest Herbert voice*

JACKPOT!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Looking
through the window behind me, I've a delightful view of the workshop below, where some strategically-shaved gorillas are taking an engine out of a Range Rover.

Looking out of the window in front, I've a view over the braking straights on the test track, where I see Aston Martins streaking past every 10 mins on their post-build shakedown tests.

Looking out of the window to the side, there's a bunch of naked Swedish female sixth form students.

*last paragraph may be a stranger to the truth*
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I can see your mum
sunbathing naked, smothered in vegetable oil.

The old guy next door has been mowing the same patch of grass for half an hour.

I think he's just run over his foot. There's blood everywhere, but he hasn't noticed. Maybe he's passed out from the hazy glare of your mum's milky white thighs?

Nono, wait, yup, that was an artery. Gushing everywhere. All over your mum. She's screaming and trying to jump over the hedge. Old chap's finally fallen over. She's trying to give him the kiss of life now, but her ample breasts keep smothering him.

Oh, no, it's ok now, the old guy's wife has come out and she's holding the breasts out of the way whilst their grandson ties a tourniquet around his foot.

Oh, and the ambulance has just turned up. Excellent. They're trying to get him in the back, but looks like the grandson has somehow managed to get the hose tied into the tourniquet. They've chopped it off now, but the water was on, so they're all getting dowsed as it whips around like a hungry snake. Strangely, your mum's coming off the best here because she's so oily and greasy.

Crikey, it's quite exciting here today!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Nope
just a highstreet with assorted pissed people due to proximity to the pub.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Pissed already?
That's dedication!
(username1, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I don't have windows in my office : (
Well I do but they just look out onto the factory floor.

I have to go out every lunchtime so I don't get stir crazy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Well this is London dont you know

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Can't see 'owt...
...as the blinds are closed, given I've been watching the Horse Racing...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, Reply)

No windows here either
As I'm in trap 3 of the bogs taking my morning constitutional and browsing on my phone. There is a health and safety notice on the door about not pushing too hard.*

*may not be about pushing too hard
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, Reply)

The office car park
And some trees.

oh, and the sandwich van has just pulled in playing 'teddy bear's picnic' to signal its arrival.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Hmmn, nothing unusal
There's the alps, Lac Leman, people eating lunch outside, some students, a few trees and nice sunny weather.



Oh, and some France too.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:57, Reply)