Who's more annoying
Bert or JMG?

On a per-post basis, obviously.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:30, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

FIGHT!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I don't read enough of JMG's posts
so Bert wins by being an annoying cunt default
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:33, Reply)

JMG
never lasts more than 4 posts in a thread, most of them cut n paste, before he gets bored with playing with the bigger boys...Boring threads.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:35, Reply)

What the badger said.
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:35, Reply)

JMG
Is actually capable of making me laugh.
And doesn't spend his time whining.
( Cawl, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Fight club
There have been some epic Bert vs JMG duels in the past.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Who's Bert?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Bert is a bigger Cunt
JMG I have on ignore - his posts are neither funny or offensive. Just boring, followed by his clique for some odd reason, lapping it up.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:43, Reply)

.
I treat them both with the contempt that they deserve.

Although Bert has been known to amuse me at least once. JMG has failed to raise even a wry smile.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I've never seen anything
by JMG

So Bert wins.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I saw JMG kiss Bert in his swimsuit area

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:48, Reply)

JMG is mostly just boring.
Bert at least puts some effort into it.

Frankly I don't find either of them to be especially annoying. Once in a while if I'm bored I'll swat at one of JMG's sycophants, but it's kinda like taking a shot at a punching bag as you walk by- it can't really fight back, so it's just a way of releasing a little aggression.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Whatwhatwhat?
That was a KISS? They told me they'd spilt some Hoi Sin sauce!

Pictures or it didn't happen.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:50, Reply)

i think they should
have a post-off and we should judge...
(ppd, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Or some light frotting.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Oooo! I love a good frot.
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( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:17, Reply)

JMG fo' sho'
His posts are highly repetitive, whereas darling Bert puts a lot of time and effort into being a monumental cunt. Which I like and admire.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, Reply)

^
This.

JMG is the internet equivalent of Little Britain - the same old stuff week in week out.

At least Bert is inventive.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Bert was nice to me once so I vote JMG.
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( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Help me out internet!
Who's Bert?



This "discussing JMG" nonsense is doing NOTHING for my ego, you must understand.
Have a good think about that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

JMG
I guess.... To be honest I don't tend to find anyone that annoying online, but from what I've seen Bert is funnier and around more.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Of course I'm assuming you'd see this Bert chap on here more.
I'm never on QOTW.
Nor am I annoying.

This is very weird even by the usual standards.
Are you all bored or something?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Yup!
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:07, Reply)

So.
What are you all lying about for dinner?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I've stopped eating dinner
JMG as I know you don't like fat chicks and I strive for attention and validation from people on the internet.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:18, Reply)

In all fairness you're aiming for the top straight off the bat, looking for JMGttention.
I suggest working you way through QOTW, like a sportsman starting off in the minor leagues.
There's plenty of attention to be won on here from the sweaty palmed.
In time you should move on to men who wear t-shirts with hilarious slogans on about Linux.
There's rules and steps to be taken.

Just like Ludo.
Ludo with fat people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Lying about for dinner?
Okay, Um, I'll give it a go. I'm having dodo egg omlettes for starters, while me and my hundreds of wealthy, attractive guests are serenaded by the finest minstrels in christendom. We will then go on to enjoy whole roast oxen, swan fillets and shark steak that I personaly caught and harpooned. On the moon. Good enough?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Well done QOTW!
Another success!
*Firm handshakes all round*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:23, Reply)

How do you do that indented reply thing?
And why? (I'm actualy going to have pasta salad I think, by the way.)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Simple..
Take the QOTW reply URL..

www.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?parent=412001


..Replace the final number with the number of the post you wish to reply to.
To see the number of the post you wish to reply to, leave your mouse pointer over the "I like this link", and note the post number (Not the verify code).
Easy.


JMG making the internet better, once more.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:28, Reply)

jmg
he's fat, bald, on the dole, lives with his mum and repeats himself, he was also born in sunderland
( mongychops, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:26, Reply)

TERRIBLE climax!
:(!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:29, Reply)

To be fair JMG
You have repeated yourself quite a bit in the past with the whole fatty thingummy.

Having said that, we've had some helpful tips AND the "hilarious slogans about Linux" bit.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, Reply)

So, like this?
Sort of? EDIT: Nope, doesn't work. Oh well. I might give it a go at some other point. Mostly I was curious
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:31, Reply)

┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘
( mongychops, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Fredz
you have to hit return after changing the post number
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Oh?
Fair enough then. My return key is kind of broken anyway. Hmmm. Is anyone else fantasticaly bored? I should be out in the sunshine, but instead I'm cooped up here writing an essay.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:41, Reply)

How do you enter web URLs?
You can click on the little green arrow go thingy instead of hitting return if you so like
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Ahhh.
I'm probably doing something else wrong then.... Oh well!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, Reply)