I have seen b3tan men naked
That is all.


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This is the interent. It's allowed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:10, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

men plural?
Erm?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:17, Reply)

It's after a few glasses of white wine
She ends up seeing two of PJM.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Anyone seen my pants?
I just left them here a minute ago...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 3 May 2009, 20:32, Reply)

So have I.
He also let me touch it.

Edit - this would be a different male B3tan btw.
( girlinthehole, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:01, Reply)

bollocks
In the circumstances why am I the only single male in these parts?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I have also seen a B3tan man naked
That b3tan was, dearest reader, me
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:16, Reply)

so have i
/thousand yard stare
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:07, Reply)

I've played with a naked male b3tan
I enjoyed myself.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I've seen several naked male b3tans
and one female. It was all of the win. Fact.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:13, Reply)

I am a naked b3tan
regularly.
Infact I am probably going to get naked later. If anyone fancies some photos.
I'm wild. CRAZY
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sun 3 May 2009, 23:26, Reply)

I'm naked right now
and watching another b3tan...

...must move that mirror.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 3 May 2009, 23:37, Reply)

Oh b3tans
I've also seen myself naked. Not recently, obviously, with the surgery and the big plastic collar.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:59, Reply)

I don't believe I have...
...and now I am all of the disappointed. Mind you, being a lesbian, it's probably just as well!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I have seen naked B3ta ladies
and pining very much for one in particular.

Damn you internets and your long-distance temptations.

*waves fist*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Is that all?
Was I the only one to misread it as "I have seen B3tan men naked. Is that all?"?

Is that all? Poor the PJM.
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Mon 4 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

* cough *
Al's rule!
Al's rule!
Al's rule!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Strictly speaking, I've seen several b3tans naked.
However, two of them are my kids, so it doesn't really count- especially as that was when they were babies.

So really I've only seen one regular b3tan au naturel.

(Not counting myself, of course- I don't really think anyone would want to see that anyway.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 4 May 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I've been flashed by a lurker
(fnur fnur)

I dunno if he's registered, but he likes this place. More of a /b/tard though.

It was HUGE. And not even erect! Around the time he was trying to break down the hotel bathroom's door to get at my best friend*, who was suffering from excess of absinthe and Whore's Guilt.

I love my life sometimes.


*at the time, he's too preoccupied with his girlfriend now. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:40, Reply)