hello my lovelies
I know you're not all awake and all but just thought I'd say hi and leave you all with a bit of sugary love and fluff for your sunday breakfasts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 7:52, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good morning Precious
And how the devil are you?

You have about 30 minutes to examine yourself carefully and establish precisely how you are while I undertake the S,S & S routine.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:01, Reply)

I'm well thanks.
very tired though. I worked my first day shift in 8 months today. It was very disconcerting working 5 hours straight without it getting dark.
It was good though! People there were all really friendly and non scary.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:07, Reply)

Morning you two!
Ready or not, here i come...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:06, Reply)

oh 'm'always ready blair.
I'm Vampyrecat. I'm as ready as they come *narf*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:08, Reply)

right then, here goes...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:09, Reply)

I was fully expecting
a spanking Spanging then.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:12, Reply)

I'm, awake
oh blood sucking kitteh from down under. How's tricks?
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:09, Reply)

Never really properly understood the expression "How's tricks?".
But am well thanks, flaking out listening to music. You?

Why the Kitten?! Am biggerer then a kitten thankyou! Not by much admittedly, but still am!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:11, Reply)

Nonononono
Not kitten. Kitteh!

Oh, and I am at work for 12 hours.

I say "work"....
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:28, Reply)

oh.
well thass orroight then innit?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:30, Reply)

The expresion started in, I think, the 70s, with the rise of the Bloods and Crips (two LA Gangs).
To "Turn a trick" would be for a prostertute to get a job.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:44, Reply)

well that's me spent, hope TD gets back soon...
to "finish things off" so to speak.

i just don't have the energy today, after being up rather late last night. laughing at germans indeed!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:17, Reply)

god I feel so dirty.
lol.

I have a feeling it'll be an early night tonight. It's very disconcerting only ever working nights and going home in the dark, then working when it's day time. very odd indeed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:20, Reply)

I'm back - clean and empty.
Morning B69 - humorous Germans sound good.

VC. Work = pay = reward. If you REALLY play your cards right when you get to Blighty me and B69 might treat you to a proper Northern night out.

As you're young enough to be both of our daughters that's a rather amusing concept!

Morning Carrot chap. Off to work myself in a few minutes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

a proper norn night out?
what does that entail exactly?

And.
Am I allowed to chip in??
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:39, Reply)

Sitting in a Working Mens Club
Wearing a flat hat.

Drinking warm, flat beer.

Laughing at a fat man telling mother-in-law jokes.

Eating pickled eggs.

Talking about holidays in Blackpool.

Buying lukewarm, greasy chips on the way home.

Repeat ad-infinitum...

EDIT - No you can't chip in. In fact there are still WMC's in the North that women aren't allowed in. You might have to sit in the car park with a coke and a bag of crisps.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:44, Reply)

I've never ever
done any of that.

except buy lukewarm greasy chips. dousing them with vinegar. mmmmm.

Sounds like a good night out.
So would I have to wear a flat hat?
EDIT: You bastards.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:46, Reply)

If you wear a flat hat
And speak in a deep voice we could probably smuggle you in.

You'd have to put up with being addressed as Norman all night though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:48, Reply)

I'd have to bind my chest too.
and that hurts.

Yes I've done it before.
Long story.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:50, Reply)

I'd not worry too much about that.
We'll just pad you out with some foam rubber to make you look morbidly obese.

Then you'd REALLY fit in.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:51, Reply)

awesome
I'll let my lesbian tendancies slip out and leer at all the women if that'd help ???
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:53, Reply)

That might be awkward
1 - The only women tend to be grizzled old hags behind the bar.

2 - For the standard WMC clientelle Lesbians were invented for, and exist solely in the realm of those mucky films that Derek the postman gets.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Ew.
/thinks of other half and beams.
Will behave. Promises.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Good
Work time.

Ta ta.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:07, Reply)

byeee
/waves
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:13, Reply)

God that sounds like a wonderful night out.
*reminisces*
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:07, Reply)

I know
doesn't it just?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Good morning !
and sorry for not being in contact for a while. My personal life - as you can only guess - goes from one thing to another. Anyway.

I HATE GETTING OLD ! as for some reason I'm completely awake at 6:15 every morning. Like today. So it's now 10:20 and I feel knackered.

Off for a bath, then a long walk, dragging my 12 year old daughter behind me whilst I repeat the mantra "it does you good, it does you good".
( I_Was_Mordred, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Ha.
Have fun trying. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Your fluffy sugar goes well with my Weetabix
Many thanks
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

no problem gibbon.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Moorny
This weekend has been full of win. On Friday, there was the bash. Yesterday involved me seeing the new Star Trek film and cycling (it's a half-hour bike-ride to the Cinema - shame on the plague of Cinema-closures). And today, I get to eat fluff and love for breakfast. Win!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Mornin catty
I believe I still owe you a spanking for making my shoes smell of Bert. However, your outstanding display of fluffeh and huggles has made me forget that entirely, and now I shall welcome you to our shores with a pot of tea and a large slice of chocolate cake.

Anyone else for morning tea and cake?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

wait up
when did this happen again? I've had so many runins with bert now they all just blur together :P

/slurps tea happily.
How goes it you fluffy nancy? :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

That was yesterday when everyone was hungover from the bash
I'm good and feeling as much of a nancy as I ever do. Trying out some suspender tights today. They don't seem too well thought through - too much stretch in the suspender bit. Also considering having spider glads inserted in to my behind so I can make my own silk.

Whats going on with you, you ball of kitteny goodness?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

hmmm
yesterday I spent several hours writing up a biology prac due wednesday and got a third job.

Today I had my first shift, and am now very tired. and need hug.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

*huggles*
*huggles again, a bit too long* (to steal a phrase from you).

I'm currently writing up my main project report for my college course. 15k words, here I come!

Lets go and sit on the beach instead. Big b3ta picnic and love-in.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Morning peoples!
I hazn't been on for a while so I thought I shall show my, well not face, but you know what I mean.

I have tea and toast and classic Green Day and gearing up for the Grand Prix so all is well!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Ahhh, the GP
Should be a good one. Farrari look like they might be back in the game a bit, so there I reckon it will be a good, tight race. Button for the win!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Yup, Button for the win I reckon
I don't particularly want Ferrari to be back on the game to e honest.
It's been fun to see them languishing and then throwing a wobbly and threatening to take their ball home over the proposed budget cap.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Oh yes
I would love to see Farrari out of it, and this season has turned the established ordere on it's head, which has been great. But thre more people that are running at the same pace the more it becomes about the drivers skill, and the better it is. I still hope they get entirely whupped.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

*is completely losted*
/goes off and comes back with cake in HLT's absence.
/hands out cake.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

It's been great this year
I think Vettel's going to be around and about by the end of the season too. I hope Webber does well too as the poor man just has no luck.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

He deserves some
There are some great drivers out there, we've just never had a chance to see them because of the differences in cars. Kubica is another one to watch I think - he's going to get faster and faster.

EDIT: *munches on some of VC's cake* Ta muchly!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Kubica's definitely one to watch
Just got a shit car this year though.

It looks like a bumber crop of very good drivers, not too much dead wood. I don't rate Bourdais, Nakajima or Piquet too highly though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

From an F1 fan point of view, Button FTW.
From a girly point of view, Massa.
*sighs*
( thealternativefact, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

From an "If he swung that way"
I'd have to steal Massa from you.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:35, Reply)

@ clenders
Hello lovely! *flexes*

We're all well aware of your fixation with the pocket Brazilian:)

Miss Tulip likes Button from a racing and attraction perspective.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

A morning flex. Lovely.
I arm-wrestled a b3tan on Saturday night and won. Perhaps I should start doing some flexing of my own :)

Massa is lovely, but I'll be cheering for Button (and I can see the appeal there too).
( thealternativefact, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

*grins*
Who was the B3tan?

And was it a good bash?
I'm still a bit sads we had to leave the Edinbash earlyish to get home.

I can see the appeal as well, in both of them. Have you seen Massa's mum though. She's hawt!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I cannot say. I am loyal to my secrets.
Haven't seen Massa's mum! Perhaps he'll take me round for tea sometime...
Oh and the Bash - fucking superb. Ended up at the Electric Ballroom dancing the night away with a large, sexy man. Very fun.
( thealternativefact, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Sounds like fun
Will be a while before I can afford bashes I think, but going to make it to Morpeth for Ancrenne's birthday. HLT should be settled in a new place by then so she should have a bit more cash for travel and things:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Hurrah!

( thealternativefact, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Ning
Somebody please motivate me to go and mow the lawn before it starts raining again...

I've just had my second 10 hours of sleep in a row, with strange dreams, and I feel peculiar. I could happily crawl under the covers and sleep another 10 hours.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)

'Ning Fuzzy
Get up and mow the lawn!

Or the boogeyman will get you!
*this tactic may only work with children*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Ning Boss!
Ta!

*is a child*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Morning Fuzzykins
Here's some motivation for ya. Mowing the lawn will mean the goblins that invade your dreams will no longer have a hiding-place amongst the tall grass.

What sort of strange dreams have you been having?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

are you feeling well in general fuzzy?
*hugs*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:05, Reply)

So Coulthard, you are one of the worst F1 drivers in history...
please comment on today's race as your opinion is still important to us despite this.
Tell us, whose fault will everything be today, you whining clunge?
( thealternativefact, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Got to love Eddie Jordan's comments though
I'm amazed someone in a Ferrari hasn't appeared and ran him over yet, true as his comments were.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Podders!
hello poppet!
/huggles and hands a slice of cake.
How are you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I imagine Raikkonen would have
if he could have been bothered :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Ning Mista and VC
I don't think I'm suffering from goblins... still better to be safe than sorry.

Most of my dreams have had plots too convoluted to describe, but one of them had me holding a dove in the palm of my left hand and trying to make it take off, but it couldn't get enough lift. The dove itself had emanated from a shadowy person in the room with me.

I feel a bit overwrought in general at the moment... life has too many stresses in it and I constantly feel under pressure. Also I have had a headache for over a week now and feel congested, think hayfever might have got into my sinuses, so I started taking anti-histamines a couple of days ago. I suspect they might be the cause of the epic sleepathons.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

that might have something to do with it.
*huggles tight and hands an extra large piece of choccy cake*
I'm sorry life's not going your way at the moment.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

@Fuzzy
It seems like you're stressed or overwhelmed (or both) at the moment, and this is manifesting itself in your dreams. You might want to do some physical exercise before you tackle the things that are making you stressed. That should be the motivation you need to mow the lawn. In fact, you can try and mow it as quickly as possible - goblins be damned!

I think antihistamines do slow you down. I was given them as a kid when I developed some kind of rash, and when I was taken off them, I went utterly mental. Since then, my parents learned that if I were to come off anti-histamines, it should be done gradually.

Oh, and have a big squeezy * hug *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)