If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
I'd rather like to fly.

And to be invisible.

And to read thoughts.

Maybe be incredibly strong too.

And rich. Rich would be good.

*sigh*

Better get on and cook dinner.

I'm cooking chicken pasta surprise. What are you cooking?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:54, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What's the surprise?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:55, Reply)

It's me it's me it's me!

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)

Actually
I'm cooking twice-baked potatoes with cheese, tomato sauce and chives. Surprise.

The cunting things don't want to come out of their skins without splitting, so it'll probably end up being mash.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:02, Reply)

Twice baked???
Is that yesterday's leftover once-baked potatoes?

If so, well done on the glamming up.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Nah
Bake them, scoop them, put the skins back in the oven to crisp up, mash the potato with the cheese, sauce and chives, then scoop the mash back into the skins and bake for another twenty minutes or so.

Bloody brilliant.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:07, Reply)

Could I have
one of those too, please?

As well as Chickenlady's chicken pasta surprise?

Thank yous.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:14, Reply)

The surprise is
that I never know quite what I'll put in it each time I cook it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:33, Reply)

All of the above
Plus being fabulously slim and curvy WITHOUT having to bloody diet.

Mungry.

Can I come eat chicken pasta surprise? I could be the surprise!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:58, Reply)

Oh, and
omniscience
omnipresence
omnipotence...

I think God had those first, but I'm bagsying them now if they be up for grabs.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

I had oven chips, peas and veggie sausages.
I could eat the whole lot over again. nomsnoms.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Mind reading and manipulations of other's minds
Then I would know exactly what people think of me. Or I could use it to see through the eyes of people in to changing rooms....

I could make people forget, or to give me things for free. And you would never catch me because you'd just forget my name!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:10, Reply)

Ooooh
the mind manipulation...

I've got very weird feelings about that last post of yours.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:13, Reply)

Tingly feelings?
Or "report you to the authorities" feelings?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:37, Reply)

/waves hand
What feelings?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:38, Reply)

I've changed my mind...
I simply want to be able to teleport to anywhere, from anywhere, with anything.

E.g. from the kitchen to my bedroom with a cup of tea... or.... from my house in Northampton to my parents' house in Bolton with all the shite I'm going to have to move in the next few weeks.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Definitely teleportation.
I hate travelling.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:15, Reply)

Hmm
Flight would be good, combined with super strength.

And we're having prawn saganaki for dinner with a herb side salad and some garlic ciabatta and onion bread.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:28, Reply)

I had a chicken and cheese salad sandwich for tea.
Twas nice.

And I'd like to be able to alter reality.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:39, Reply)

The Word
Would be an awesome superpower.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Hmmm.
Either telekenisis, being able to moove stuff around with my mind, shapeshifting, being able to generate large amounts of electicity and chuck it at folks, or yeah, psychic manipulation.

Failing that, I'd settle for a Honda.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:24, Reply)

I've said it before
and I've not changed my mind. Stopping time for free shopping and chav battery.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:53, Reply)