I'm waiting to hear back from my Landlady
But if she says yes, I'll be acquiring two kittens soon. I've already decided to name one of them "Mumra", what could I call the other?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Armum?
possibly?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Instead of deleting posts
why don't you just not bother posting in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

In Soviet Russia,
the post deletes YOU!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

This appears to be an appropriate solution.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Mumyour?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Like it!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Scatty.
as in Scatterbrained.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Visa
as in UK working visa.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Are you allowed to live and work here, Al?

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Yeah
I can stay as long as I want, and not only that, but if I want to go to University, my local authority will pay the vast bulk of the fees.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Hurrah! Me too - in fact, my place of work will pay ALL my fees.

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

You know what else
I can go anywhere in the EU and stay and work as long as I want too!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

And we can get the train there!

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)

/slow claps
brilliant. Good for you. Glad to hear you're willing to sponge. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

it's not really sponging if everyone is entitled to it
through the hardwork of their parents and older generations, paying taxes etc.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Except you have to pay it back afterwards.
So it's not really sponging, more the way that everyone does it.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:09, Reply)

if I hadn't clarified you would have assumed I meant Poo.
You're so original. Where do you come up with it all?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Lion-O
Obviously
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Bumra

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)

*chortles*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I instantly thought this so scrolled down before posting lest a
great mind should think alike/fool seldom differ and there you are Clenderton, me old sleuthing pal.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Ah Baz, we're ace we are :)

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

If they're two black ones
Name them Huey and Bobby.


Mother likes the Civil Rights Movement.
(founding members of the Black Panthers, I didn't know that)

Bubastis!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Chairman Meow

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Caboodle
.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

OH
Mumm-ra and Battle Cat
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Kringer?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Snarf.
Obviously.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Voted
.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

There is always the chinese food option:
Moo Goo Guy Kitty or Kung Pow Kitty


(I wanted to do this years ago but my wife and daughters were scandalized and called the cat Whiskers. I liked Sweet and Sour Kitty much better).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Your family have no sense of humour : (
I shall adopt you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Thank you
(I require lots of scotch and backrubs)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I require lots of red wine and someone to clean the house : )
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I can do the red wine, but cleaning the house....
BGB, we have to talk, it's not you, its me.... ;-}
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Pfft!
Like I haven't heard that line before.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Geeze all I was going to do was
to ask if I could hire a maid to clean house.


I guess it is you!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Orgasm
Orgy for short.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Dadra?
^
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

y-m-ra?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:08, Reply)

^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I like ancrenne's cats' names
Badger and Mushroom :o)
Our dog's called Mildew & hamster is Reg. The best named hamster I ever had was Enoch (I named him after Mr Powell). We also have a yukka plant called Andrew. Then there are the two angel fish (one black, one white) called Too & Narmy...

Isn't it better to meet the animal first, then give it a name according to its personality? Or am I just a great big sentimental old Hector?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:07, Reply)

The Hector's House theme
Is why our Citreon Xsara is called Kiki.

Zara would have been too obvious.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:22, Reply)