Argh
I've just sat in unexpected roadworks for 20 minutes on my way into work.

How has your day started?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Badly
I'm at work!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, Reply)

with a hangover
and a hot naked man. That's win-win, apart from the hangover.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

*jealous*
Why doesn't this happen to me more often?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:08, Reply)

it's not without its complications
but hey, we all need a little drama
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Fucking win
I just got 2 Muse NIA tickets.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)

I failed
at least, to get one set of tickets. My friend is POSSIBLY buying some, so I might be going.

I'm trying not to be too upset. No. I've seen then 3 times. That's enough.

WHYYYYYYY?!?!

Also, I have an exam this afternoon that I know nothing for.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Not great so far
Woke up and had five minutes to get washed, dressed and out of the house. The run made me very much awake though.

No boss here today however, so it's going to be nice and easy, although slow.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Got a stiniking cold that has wiped me out all week

was planning on dealing with morning meeting and sneaking home at lunchtime...I now have a meeting at 5.

Piss flaps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Wonderful start!
I woke at around 7.30, the mrs was downstairs doing mrs stuff. I rolled over and there was my little boy smiling at me. He put his little tubby arms around my neck and gave me a big snuggle.

Fuckin ace way to start the day!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Aww!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Excellent start
Nothing like a hug from a child to get the day going. I fear I may explode with fluffy at the thought of this.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

He's nearly 2
and is all kinds of wonderful, aceness and toddler chubbyness.

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Awwww
He's a little cherub :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Toast
Tea
F1 practice on Red Button
Charity web site work
Taken and passed thirty jobs

A pretty normal morning for me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Pouring gone off milk into my tea was a bad start.
I still drank it though.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

BLEUGHHHHH
Milk in tea is evil. Rancid milk in tea is evil squared.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Nothing should be permitted to contaminate tea
Except a small amount of sugar. And not always then.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

JUST PUT THE TEA BAG IN THE WATER (preferably via a teapot)
and no one gets hurt.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Teabag? TEABAG?
Tea *leaves*, and nothing else. It has taken me a long time to train the people at work how to make it properly.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Teabag. Punjana.
Punjana is proper Norn Iron tea. It's the best. Punjana tea leaves would be welcome but you can't get them here - it's hard enough tracking down the bags.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Punjana
Aye, that's a good Ulster name, eh?

:)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Aye.
Punjana McTaig.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

My boss drinks that in the office
I could ask him where he got it. I'm a green tea man myself so no milk for me either.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I feel your pain
I get it when I see people drinking Magners on ice.
ICE IN CIDER?

ffs!
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Each to their own

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

what?
you're still ALIVE?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

I've imbibed worse things than milky tea.
It's gonna take something special to wipe me out.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

sod all really
got up, had cereal and deleted my Facebook account. I suddenly realised how much I detest it. It's the equivalent of a scabby knee that you can't stop picking.

I then intend to have a good clear out and bin a load of clutter.

Note to self: Be ruthless when tidying up
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Excellently.
Once again, I have the house to myself from 8 onwards, so did my usual routine of highly enjoyable long, hot shower, followed by wandering round the house naked for a bit before getting dressed and turning on the computer to begin the day's procrastination.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:36, Reply)

The waking up part of my day went well
But things seem to have gone quickly downhill, as someone outside appears to be using a circular saw to cut lots of stuff. It's far to loud for this time of the morning.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)