It wasn't meant as one.
More of an observation. I do find the occasional oneliners quite the distraction to be honest. But not when they are filling most of the OT. Defeats the object I think.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Do you want me to put more line breaks in my posts?



Or

use an irrationaly large number of irrelevent, pointless, annoying multi sylable words because I like the sound of my own typing?

oh and sub Chalie Brooker extended metaphors about sex/bodily functions?

qotw has always been shit, have a look at the archive.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

this

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Then why are you here?
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I like talking to people online,
I answer anything that interests me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

But according to you, we aren't interesting.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

fucking hell you're hard work
STOP BEING DULL AND WEIRD
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

She is a bit

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I may be dull and wierd but I'm not a prick.
It's a simple question which you seem to be unable to answer. Shall I answer it for you?


Well, howabout you like to come to OT and pretend that your fucking funny and that we will actually find anything you say interesting.

Will that do?
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)

This

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

+ 're

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Please ignore me,
I can't be bothered
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Please ignore me.
I can't be bothered I can't think of a witty retort.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

This thread makes me :(

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

no, what I was doing there was trying not to get in an argument with you.
Stop moaning about offtopic when from what I can remember you contribute nothing. I don't think I've ever laughed at any of your posts and this whiney fucking tone you're taking is pathetic.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

GO FOR THE THROAT

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I thought we were ignoring each other?

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I got to be honest, QOTW isn't my cup of tea eaither.
I really like OT, esspecialy now I've meet a lot of you, but I find that QOTW quite.... dull isn't the right word, but it doesn't titilate my interests. I really find it hard to get into Online Group Theorpy Sessions, esspeicaly now I meet people face to face. It's not that I'm against them per-say, just that it's not for me. I admire those who can do that though, but I feel sorry for them at the same time, as it tends to get drowned out by bragging. Almost like "I had Personal Tragady X" then someone else coming up with "I had Personal Tragady X more'er". I would also feel quite gutted if I spilt my guts and didn't get a reply.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I don't consider here and the rest of QOTW the same though.
Sure, the URL and the posting format is the same, but in reality they're very different kettles of crisps (wait, is that expresion right?).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I pretty much always read the Newslettered ones though, and they never fail to raise a smile.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

that and /talk are bullies
b3ta.com/talk/popular/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

"Psychochomp is shit."?
I clicked that.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

it's my own fault,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

You sure it's not genetic?
You could blame your parents then.
They never understood you.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I was hatched from an egg on a moutain top.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Shut it,
Eagle-boy.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Someone needs to say it:
Man the Fuck Up and don't be so scared.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)

don't be silly
I even clicked it myself.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I just laughed at my own post
b3ta.com/talk/6198423
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

not surprised
that is pretty funny.
who was it aimed at? or doesn't it matter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

It was aimed at Mykeyboy

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

you would have been able to work it out by following the link to the original post.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I don't have time for that sort of thing
I'm a very busy man. I need people to tell me things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Mykey surely.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I don't like /talk therefore I don't visit that board.
Surely the same would apply for /talk members.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I can't agree with this
QOTW is what's brought a lot of people to B3ta, it's funny almost every week, granted it's not had a lot of scope for major funny lately, but you can bet your bottom dollar that it will be again in the future.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Hear here!

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Ok I retract the blanket statement that qotw is always shit,
I stand by the rest of it though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Certainly funnier than the 3 types of thread you get on /talk
1) "What did you have for lunch" thread.
2) "JMG looking for attention and adulation" thread.
3) "Wormulus looking for attention and adulation" thread.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

What?
Where did the idea that I seek internet attention come from?
I've never understood it.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)