If you have a life expectancy of 75
Then you split out your life exactly into three; young, middle aged, and old aged.

You are middle aged at 25 and old at 50.

I am middle aged which would explain my love of Radio 4 and the Sunday papers.

So are you a hoody wearing stab bastard, a past it emabarassment of middle age or a piss ridden old codger?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:27, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tommorow,
I turn Middle Aged.

But tonight, for one night only, I shall rape and pillage and stab like a good little young 'un!
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

ooooo i'd 'ate to be pillaged...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Get in line

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

darn.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

If you liked it
it wouldn't be pillaging.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I think your ratios are a bit wrong.
Young up to 35

Middle aged 35 to 60

Old 60+
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Honestly,
I don't expect to live much past 65.

But my parents pointed out I was nearly middle aged not so long ago. I don't visit them anymore.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I also am middle aged.
However, I liked those things at the age of twelve. By your arithmetic, I was old at twenty-four and will be dead in seven years.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

*points*
Har har!
( Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I'm young
It explains my tendency to be awesome.
( Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Oooooooh yeaaaah!
*points*
*winks*
*clicks*
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Oh noes
I'm now imaging you and I as younglings. To the dark side fall you shall.
( Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

awesome bummed a lot in car parks.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'm wearing a hoodie now.
It's so comfy and snug while shankin' rival crews.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I own several hoodies
but I'm currently wearing a sort of, well, it's not a jumper and it's not a sweatshirt, it's sort of like a rugby shirt, but without the collar, but it does have a zip up collar, but not like a rugby shirt collar. I don't know how you would describe it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about :\

( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Pic or it's not true.

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

A fleece?
Or just call it "a top" and have done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

It's not fleecy
It looks a bit like this thing

www.fatface.com/Sweats/ANOTHER-DAY-DRIFT-SWEAT/invt/22752

only a different colour.

Oooooh, britney has just started playing on my ipod. Not crack ho britney, but old skool innocent britney.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

My dad has one like that.
I think he got it from Lakeland.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

So does mine
*cries a bit*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

He He
I know what you'rte talking about. I'me wearing something similar.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'm a whippersnapper.
But I don't actually own a hoodie.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That just makes you a posh whippersnapper.

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Owh.
I substitute hoodies with oversized flannel shirts, not sweaters over my shoulders though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

The wearing of things, even flannel shirts, over your shoulders
is incredibly Wormulus.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I don't wear the shirts over my shoulders.
What?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Oh sorry
I read a comma where there wasn't one.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Ok
Thought that might be it.

Edit: Having thought about it, that would look completely retarded.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)

That's what I said
It would look really Wormulous
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Fuck Off.
I'd just recovered my equilibrium too.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I'm guessing you just hit 50?

Oh well might as well give now really, he's some change for a tin of cat food and a puzzle book, Corrie'll be on soon and the heating's turned up high, sit back relax and remeber the good old days...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Yup.
Yesterday and it wasn't pretty; seconds and minutes all over the place and one big lump of years trickling down my bonnet. Messy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

very goode

i know some awsome people in their 50s so just crack on!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Nowt like cracking on!!
By the time you get to 50 you've had a fair bit practice ; )
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)