Hello Chompy
And why has Wormulus flounced?

I don't get on here as often as I used to.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I don't know why Wormulus flounced but he had very effeminate hair.
That might have been a factor in his departure.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Wormulus didn't really flounce
he just didn't want his relativly unusual but not as unusual as my name to be associated with what he posts on here. He's a trainee barister and he's done some art and shit. He says he wont be back but I don't believe him.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Why would B3ta cause trouble working in a coffee shop?
*confused*
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

no dear, that's a Barista
I think chompy meant a Barrister - someone who works with law.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

*laughs*
I know you muppet. I was trying to be funny and failed.

Fuck knows why I'm here.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

I know
Why you are here, BGB. You is lovely. *big, big fluffiehs*
( cackers, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Sometimes big fluffeihs are just not enough any more.
I need to branch out and start producing some LoLs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

*Confuses*
Relatively unusual real name or user name?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Real name,
his name is pretty unusual, however I'm the only person on google with my name.

*lap of honour*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Me too.
Although I once googled my name and found my sister, and nothing about me at all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Is she hot?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I'm not really in a position
as to answer that question.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

ok how about this,
what percentage of your friends say that she's hot to wind you up?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

None
al doesn't have any real friends, they're all made up. Like me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

I've never had that conversation with my friends
none of my friends are 13.

That said, the b3tans that have met her said she was lovely. If that helps. I would say she is an attractive girl, but I don't know if she is "hot".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Ah right
It's probably something like 'Starshine' or Moulinex Existential then.

Do I win five pounds?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

No,
It's a irish first name with a yorkshire based surname.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Bridget Ramsbottom?

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Finnegan Simonite?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Bless you.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Thank you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

So
Ruari Grimsdale?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Paddy Tightwad?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Pffft.
Oh you naughty Devil in Tights you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Hey DG
Nice sig. And best to your lovely bride.
( cackers, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Hey cackers.
I shall pass them on. She's asleep on the couch at the mo.

You gearing up for the big move to Blighty?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

indeed
It's more than daunting. But *worth it* Yays for napping on the sofa. Hopes to see you both soonish.
( cackers, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Hopefully, yes.
Still trying to sort childcare for this weekend. Two possibilities already scratched off, two to go.

Fucksocks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

If you get stuck you can chuck him in my celler on the way down to London.
I'll remember to feed him when I feed the cats.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I'm probably going to that bash
I hope you're not weird.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

He's a geordie

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

ah

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Unlike Al
Who isn't.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Am too
you kaoltard
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Way aye man, newcy broon!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

you're so not
you're more Southern than I am
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

That's so untrue
you're so southern, you even sound a bit Sarf Afrikin sometimes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

You're so southern
that you drink shandy. HEAVY ON THE LEMO.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Thats IT
YOU FUCKING CUNTRAG! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! LOOK HOW UPSET YOU'VE MADE ME! LOOK! LOOK AT THIS! I'M USING BOLD NOW YOU CUNT!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT ON SATURDAY I CAN TELL YOU!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

YOU FUCKING CUNTING BASTARD AL.
I just spat coke on my laptop reading that. You utter utter cockweasal
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

When you say 'get it'
Is that in a southern, middle-class, New Barnet kind of way, or in a beer swilling, faux-geordie kind of way?

Or in a sexy way?

OH, GIVE OVER YOU GREAT BIG GIRL WHO'S TRYING TO HAVE A PERIOD.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

errrm
probably the southern middle class Barnét way.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Ooh, I like the accent.
Excellent. So, wimpy slaps at 20 paces, eh? Followed by swift running away and later internet hardmanning?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I was thinking we could dance around each other
shouting "Come on then!" while making sure we don't end up in a situation where we are actually forced to get close enough that blows could accidentley be exchanged.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

And then gently slap each other

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

on the buttocks and bell ends.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

I was thinking more on the leg and the back of the head
but your way works too.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

It'd be like a disgusting newton's cradle.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Best Image EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Technically I'm not
I just sound like one having lived down here for 20 odd years.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

It's like I went to Opposite land and got cloned and you stayed there and I came back!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

And it kind of depends on your definition of weird.
I have a, how shall we say, sometimes foppish taste in clothing. Probably to contrast against my shy, socially awkward nature when not on the internet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)