No

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

your name isn't Lab, V
and I was always nice to you.
I'm gutted and hurt by this turn of events.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I'm speaking on his behalf
Or something. I duno. I'm just gutted for losing my sunglasses :p
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

back off, bitch!
I saw him first!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

You did more than just see him first

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

You can see with your hands, right?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Not when they're in dark places
or orifices.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

yes.
I'm the Helen Keller of sex.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

MMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH BBBRRRAUUUUUUUUUUUU
MMMMMAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Help me Al
Save me!
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

You convinced her not to stay at mine
she's your problem now.

*washes hands of the situation*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

No amount of washing can fix this problem

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Is she trying to move in then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

You could say that
If in fact you mean move into my arse with a giant purple strap on.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

You can take one for the team
your prostate will thank you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)

He should learn to enjoy it
It's a lovely feeling.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

move in?
I don't fucking know where I am!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

That's right
I'm that good.*

*May contain traces of lie
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

when you produced the blindfold
I got my hopes up. Shame you only used it so I couldn't trace the journey back to yours.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I'm sure I saw somelaces in his back pocket
Are you sure that's all he used?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

it's not a good stag party
unless someone ends up in handcuffs
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

it's okay,
I'm happily taken. I meant me and V nice to each other is all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

^ One word answer of the week win

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

How are the clementines?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Explosive

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Is it like your bottom doing that pre cum thing?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

No, it just looks like the Japanese flag
Or the back of the Batmobile
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Not for me :-(
*parp*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

ah, mocking the misery of others -
the Laughing Cavalier laughs again! Mwahahaha.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Today the Laughing Cavalier
holds his head in his hands and groans "oh dear god why did I drink a bottle of wine at next doors party"
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Red or white?
More like the "Borderline MOT failure Cavalier" judging by the sounds of things.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Red
It seemed like a good idea at the time. But when I woke up this morning with the lights still on and a sick bowl next to the bed it didn't seem so clever.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Red wine
Is devil juice.

Were you pissed before the bash then? I hear you were heckling some poor dancing midget last night too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

She wasn't a midget!
She was just a short girl.

I stayed sober before the bash, but my next door neighbour was having a party so I dropped in when I got home.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I'm told she was an arse-flashing kosher midget
Oy!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

That's not a nice way to describe V

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Strokes Al.
NOT THERE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)