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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Since I am the expert on EVERYTHING (thanks BGB)
I await your questions so I can belittle your lack of knowledge.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:19, 160 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Ooh is this like ask the internet?
Al is google.

Can't think of anything

Line break

Line breaks

fail
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)
You saved me the bother of telling you myself

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Why don't my chickens take shelter from the rain?
And "yes", I have tried asking them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Because they secretly wish they were cakes in Macarthur Park.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Ha!
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)
All chickens are suicidal and feel the need to die as soon as possible
Sorry Al
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
No way, not my chickens
They rock. They even double-team the magpies that try to steal their food and/or eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Oooo!
You've got eyes in the back of your head you have.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Wrong
my eyes are on the front like normal people.

*rolls them to demonstrate*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Why am I still single?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)
You make nasty comments about the people you like in places where they can see them

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Is she in love with me?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)
Cunt!
*bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Am I going to be in the newsletter this week?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
It's not looking good
though I have hopes for a late surge.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Why doesn't my cock do that precum thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
Because it's mixed in with the blood that comes out.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Haha, he's skipped your question and went straight to me.
Who lurrrves gonz? AL LOVES GONZ !

/kenan & kell
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)
Does your willy do that pre-cum thing?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
It didn't used to
but my love for PsychoChomp made it happen.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)
... how do you make it stop?
*looks down at puddle*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)
What am I having for dinner tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
You're going to have a grilled cheese sandwich
you may not believe me now, but this is the case.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Are you sure?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)
see above

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Are you sure?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Should I go to the pub straight after work to watch the cricket?
I'm not much of a cricket fan, but I am a pub fan.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)
You should go to the pub and ask the person next to you at the bar to explain how this game works.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Dear Al,
Should my cock be doing that pre cumming thing?

Lots of love,

Slip
EDIT: Damn you, V, damn you to HELL.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)
You got beaten by me
AND Gonz.

You're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
You're shitter.
You big... shit.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
That's what all the ladies say
Oh...wait. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
do you know where I can hire a gigolo?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)
He *is* a gigolo.
Gaz me for info! :)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/talk

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)
Piston won't even charge expenses !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
he can't read my poker face

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
poke-her face ! ammiright? ammi?ammi?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
aaaaaahahaha
no
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)
Can the Employment Appeals Tribunal hold someone in contempt of court?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)
We're not doing your homework for you.
Just plead the 5th and get it over with.

Christ, it's like you've never watched Law&Order.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Plus I've now got Mmmbop as my ringtone !
Ha, my phone's better than yours !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
I am jealous of this

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)
Depends if that person is your mum or not.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
I'm going to see a Texan rock band tonight.
I want to wear my cowboy hat.
Will I be laughed at by the population of London?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)
Yes.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Yes
But it doesn't matter what you wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
The population of London
have a healthy sense of irony. Provided you wear your hat in a proud and confident fashion people will respect you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

respect point and laugh at
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
I choose to go with this reply.
Thanks Al!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Ha! Queers 'n' steers
an' ah dont see no horns on you boy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Will the guy I'm chatting up respond within a reasonable timeframe?
Stop checking your gazboxes, I dont date b3tans anymore
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
No
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Cunt
Not the answer I wanted.

Alfake
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Well I thought you'd rather hear it from the horses mouth
I will respond to you later this evening. I hope the edge of your seat is comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)
You're a b3tan, you don't count
it'd be more like a pityfuck. Still would though :p
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
You're not going to throw people off that easily
You still good for 8 tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
Nope, you're going with your ex's
I don't want to show them up
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)
That's a shame
Would be much more fun if you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)
Jesus, alright, I'll come to the BBQ, OK?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Can I touch you?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Oh, I should think so.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)
He will pretend he is "too cool for school" as the kids say nowadays
but secretly his heart burns with passion for the touch of your thighs against his cheeks.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Hurrah
He's a silver fox
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)
Dammit, why hasn't replied yet
unless he's figured out how to google my email and connected it with here. Shit I'm boned.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)
When will you tell me your phone number?
I just realised I don't have it
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
That kind of information can only be given out on a need to know basis

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
I need to know in caseahemwhenahem I get lost tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Where is my lighter?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
You've recently been in close proximity to TGBs vagina
I think the answer here is obvious.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Shit
damn suction
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)
Oh yeah.
I'm going to see someone tomorrow who has offered me the use of his guitar.
Is it bad manners to ask to tune it to Drop D, as I'm too retarded to be able to play properly?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
I don't remember
Bad Manners ever doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)
As in just the bottom string tuned to D?
Or the whole thing dropped two semitones?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
Just the E dropped to D.
Some people get real arsey about these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
Can't you do that yourself before playing a song?
I'm sure no-one sensible would be annoyed by you doing that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
Of course I can do that.
I've been in situations before where I've drop-tuned a guitar and had people get REALLY ANGRY with me.
It's not like I fucked their daughter.
It was their son.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

... and their dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)
It is annoying
Especially if there is no tuner to hand. Drop D-Tuing usually indicates:

Someone too lazy to learn proper bar chords.
Someone with bad taste in music (pop-punk heavily uses drop-d, so Blink182 and Bowling For Soup all the way)

Often they will not tune it down properly and also not tune it back!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)
I'm a bass player.
But don't own an acoustic bass.
And I've got a tuner in my bag.
And they'll get to hear my beautiful singing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)
Why do you mention acoustic bass?

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
As I'm not gonna lug
An electric bass AND an amp around the tube with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I may be being Kaoltarded but what has this got to do with drop D-tuning?
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)
Nothing.
Well... I can't play guitar.
So I wanna play and sing some songs tomorrow.
I can't play guitar, so I can drop-D the guitar and play really simple chords.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)
the people who get angry are obviously knobs
who gives a shit if one string is tuned down? can undo that in just a few seconds.

tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)
YES a million yesses
Please don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
Will Mike Ashley ever sell Newcastle United and appoint a new manager before the beginning of next season?
Or is he going to fuck up quite spectacularly again, the clueless, lardy cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)
I have two weeks off after today
what should I do?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)
Invite me over for dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)
If you can get to MK between tonight and the 23rd
or after the 30th, you can come to dinner.
I am a good cook
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)
Hmmm...
If I had a car, I'd be there.
A lot of b3tans seem to be good cooks. I am. Vipros knows his stuff.
Clendrix is awesome. If you're lucky I'll add you to the list. And you won't have to suck me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
I'm never going to suck you off kaol
never.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)
They always say that.
And after they have, some of the light sparkling in their eyes has died forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
Why do I still love Thorpe Park
even though I am no longer 14?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
Because you love 14 year olds

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
because rollercoasters are awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
Because you've never been to a proper theme park

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)
theme park snobbery
this is new.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
no it isn't
ask all of Staffordshire.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
It really is
My rollercoaster is better than yours!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
AND I ASKED AL
All of you fuck off with your not real answers!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)
Is a three-dimensional sphere
or homeomorphisms thereof the only simply connected three manifold? There's money riding on it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
I've looked up the lyrics to "Around the world" by Daft Punk....
...as seen here: www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/daft_punk/around_the_world.html

But I think they've missed out the third line in the second verse.

Who do I contact to correct this?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)
How cool am I? I have the curous to "Mmmbop" as my ringtone now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)
You are Gregory House cool

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)
Omg!
I wanna BE IN HIM right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
House, Gonz or both?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)
Hell,
I'm like Sunday Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)
So me then?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)
I once fucked the girl out of Hanson
etc
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)
I could totally tap that cutty now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)
can you, or someone, please explain
what an "exempted question" is under the terms of the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974 in such a way that I will a. understand it and b. not want to use the nice-smelling marker pens as a distraction.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
A question that is exempt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)
Why do you build me up, build me up, butter cup baby, just to let me donw, let me down....
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
shoosh girl, shut your lips
do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)
Why hasn't he replied yet?
sadface
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)
Christ, I could end up dating someone who doesn't spend all of their time online
shivers
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)
It could be worse
He could have one of those busy social life things.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)
Or a job or something
mind boggles
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)
Worse still,
Someone who might get confused if you tell the to MTFU.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Tru dat

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)
watched pots and all that.
go out. for a week. then be all breezy and la la la when you have 12 messages from him.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)
Go out for a week
Ok, I'll be homeless for a week, get back all skanky to find him on my doorstep with flowers. MMm...sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)
I'm not going out with you.
You're clearly mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)
^this

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)
Fuck you knifey

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
Just sayin'.
I think I'm qualified to judge.
I've worked behind a bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
Have you fallen over a dog though?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)
I actually did once.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
you could sneak past him by pretending to be an urchin
keep him waiting while you clean up and then emerge all fresh and beaming.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)
Naked
Don't forget about coming back and finding him naked.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
In the street?
that'd be unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
who, him naked or becky naked?

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)
Either

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)
at least that would break the ice
and the law.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)
Why is Phsyco Chomp's texts not reaching Becky?
She seems quite anxious about it.... and becky doesn't seem to happy eaither.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)
I have the ability to block certain numbers

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)
When you rang up O2 to get that facility, did they look at your records and go "Aww, bless !" when they saw you've only had 3 calls this week, two of them being from YM ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)
Oddly no as I'm with BT

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)
Hah, good cover there, well done.
I'm going to do a smilie face now to show that I'm joking.

=P

There, done.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)
When are you going to admit to everyone that you love me?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)
When are you going to admit to everyone that you love me?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
Never,
I'm as stubborn as becky.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This could get awkward.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
it already is,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
Fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
Girl on girl?
Nice.




Niiiiccccccccceeeeeeee!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
bindun
not with chompy though. Never happen
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)
Now you're just showing off
I've touched a girl before too but you don't hear me carping on about it!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)
It doesn't count when they are asleep.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
But my Mom
goes mental if I do it when she's awake!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
I snogged two last weekend, so I'm still a bit YAY from it all
been a while since I last snogged a girl
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)
Still carping!
Dammit!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Pfft, you're just jealous

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)
Jealous of nothing!
Apart from the woman touching!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)
Good enough

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)
That's what they all say
WHORES!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

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