Commuting to work by animal
If you could ride any animal to work, be it real or fictitious, which one would you choose?

I'd pick a giant butterfly. I'd name it Gerard and when not ferrying me to and from the office, I'd feed it cornflakes and we'd play water-polo together.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:15, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Woolly mammoth or polar bear
they would be called George
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

I'd ride to work on a vampire
*mounts Kaol*
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Lucky Kaol
did you ask permission before you started bumming him?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

No
Al told me at the weekend that he doesn't mind.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:21, Reply)

As you were

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I'd come in by Tiger
I could keep it around the office and feed it on disliked clients. Then we could go and get pizza.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

1000 Andrex Puppies
Pulling my Roman Chariot. And every so often I'd crack my whip and shout "YAH!" in a manly cowboy style.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

.
Would they be bound to the chariot by a length of toilet-paper? Would the whip be made of toilet paper? Would the chariot itself be made out of papier-mache toilet-paper?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

The chariot would be constructed
of the bones of previous Andrex Puppies who died in the field of duty.

The whip will be made of the sinew of the deceased. The only toilet paper will be one roll by my right hand side for impromptu wank sessions.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Ack
For some reason I now imagine you to be Austin Powers.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Please tell me
that Austin Powers hasn't done this already?? Also Austin Powers has nicer teeth than me.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

What do you mean, if?
*Feeds annoying co-worker to dragon*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

A dinosaur.
Obviously.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Which species?

( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I am tempted to say raptor, obviously, but they aren't very friendly.
I need to think about this further.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Raptors! Where?!
*takes cover*
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

After 3 minutes of contemplation,
I have settled on the Apatosaurus. Not a fast way to get to work, but traffic shouldn't pose much of a problem and you'd get a great view.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I was going to say Brontosaurus
But then I realised they are one and the same.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)

natch'
:)

Diplodocus?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

A horse
No reason; just fancy being able to bring a horse to work and it pooping everywhere in reaction to some of the horseshit I have to put up with from clients!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

A beakless ostrich.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

A one-eyed trouser snake.
I got so excited by the dinosaur idea that I didn't manage to slip this in earlier.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:31, Reply)

A Bearded Clam.
What? *Feigns innocence*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Furry Draggon.
Definatly a furry dragon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

I only work a minuite or two away from work, so it would be a terrible waste.
I'ld probaby get a job where I have to commute if I had a furry dragon to ride.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

A giant spider
As a lot of people are scared of them, and parking would be easy.

(no Internet at new offices yet, don't expect rapid or regular response from me for a while)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

A thrown of baby spiders would be worst.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

A unicorn
Practical, and I can store paperwork/doughnuts ect on the handy spike.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)