Bit of a bargain out there for all Monty Python fans...
Couldn't really think of a suitable place to put this, so here it is on /OT. There's a bit of a bargain in Morrisons at the mo.
The Complete Monty Python Box Set - all 4 seasons, all special editions of all 4 main films, plus live at the Hollywood Bowl. Complete in a Box Set for £24.99. Bargain!

Question for you to generate some replies:
Your ideal 6 guests (living or dead) for a Dinner Party...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:31, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Will Smith, Robbin Williams, Ray Winstone, VC, Beckyxyjklmnop and Captain V.
That way we get some interesting people, a good fight and someone who "Oh diddums, I got drunk and can't drive home, might as well stay then night.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:35, Reply)

Robbin Williams would be really annoying,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:39, Reply)

I don't think that's ever happened to me with b3tans
Has it?
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Ooh, I have them already, but I'll pass it on to some friends who might be interested
Stephen Fry
Richey Edwards
Hitler
Tina Turner
Viggo Mortensen
Alison Janney

And Johnny Depp for dessert
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:38, Reply)

That way Tina Turner can turn to hitler and yell.
Whaaats jews got to do, got to do with it !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)

*spangs*
and giggles ;o)

Can you remember the literal road signs image challenge? "50 yds" still creases me up when I think of it.

www.b3ta.com/board/8504541
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

I don't really do the image board thing, but I remember 'moonie' is 'cunt'.
See, told you it works =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:55, Reply)

Haha
My favorite jewish bassed picture is the one of the guy at the airport with the caption "Ocupation? Nah', just visiting".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)

like it :o)
I trained our dog to do "Heil Hitler!" which I'm careful not to do in front of a Jewish friend. Then I was at her house a while ago and one of her cats put its paw up in play.
"Heil Hitler! What a good cat!" quipped I. It really is a wonder she's still my friend....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:07, Reply)

Suppose it's only fair I give you my 6 ideal dinner party guests...
Ronnie Barker
Eric Morecambe
Humphrey Lyttleton
Bob Monkhouse
Eddie Izzard
Johnny Cash
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:42, Reply)

*sprints to Morrisons*
David Attenborough
Spike (not James Marsters though)
Barack Obama (to stun/kill any flies)
Tom Baker (for his twinkly-eyed sense of humour)
Dara O'Brien (that's obvious)
Pooflake (for his scintilating wit)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Hmmmm
Gilles Villeneuve
Nick Cave
Bill Bailey
Audrey Tautou
Bill Hicks
Marquis de Sade.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:00, Reply)

Eddie Izzard
Jenny Lewis
Viggo Mortensen
Johnny Depp
Michael Palin Hair Pot
Bill Bailey
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Hmmm
Ross Noble
Misha Collins
David Sandstrom
My Greatgrandmother
Andromanche
Marco Hietala

Edit: missed one
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:06, Reply)

Me and 6 clones of Daniel Craig.
*trying to start a Daniel Craig meme*
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Wouldn't you rather have
the real Daniel Craig and five clones?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Why?
As long as they look like him, I don't care. I ain't invited him for the conversation you know ; )
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Entirely reasonable point!
:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Hmm
Stephen Fry
Hugh Laurie
David Mitchell
Bill Bailey
Sean Lock
Rory McGrath

:edit: There are so many others but I can't think of a single (famous) woman I'd invite for dinner.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

I don't have room for 6 guests.
I could probably fit 5, including me.

Bono, who I'd poison.
Three other people I don't like, whom I'd poison also.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

do you have a big patio?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

No.
Arse. I could put them in the wheelie bin, there's loads out the front.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

it cost me £15 from somewhere....
can't remember where that was though, but it was on the high street.

might have been virgin before it was zavvi and before it closed down though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

My 2 cents, and pence (and possible 'trip to the gents')...

This is probably only a first draft - I don't put much thought into things...

Stephen Fry
Sir Ranulph Fiennes
John Lennon
Henry VIII (for gout advice amongst other things)
Franz Schubert (but would need some sort of 'translator-ma-tron' cos I don't speak da forrin cos I is like...well fick)
Leonardo Da Vinci (although I would obviously have to keep him seated on the other side of the table to Fry)

They could then delight and enlighten me with insights, anecdotes and stunning life experiences, and I could tell them about the time I shat my pants at work.

They would then probably have me removed from my own dinner party for being too much of a gurning cockbrick.

@ Tourettes - I would come to your dinner party anytime darling...I'm a cheap date too...couple of cans of Strongbow and a special Chow Mein and I'm yours to do with as you wish...and that includes using me as a sex toy on DG.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Given the theme...
Graham Chapman,
Eric Idle,
Simon Jones,
Terry Gilliam,
Terry Jones
and Death.

Don't eat the mousse.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

haha, nicely played

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Reconsidering...
I'd go for:

Hugh
Pugh
Barney McGrew
Cuthbert
Dibble
Grubb

Then I could drop a ton of trump into Trumpton.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)