hey d0ods
Kristine here

I've had to change my name cos some harlot is trying to steal my man

what's shakin?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:29, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ozzy Osbourne on an earthquake simulator.
Shall we form a lynch mob and cunt said harlot in the fuck?
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)

I don't think so.
I'm going to sit back and make snide comments instead.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:39, Reply)

*sharpens claws in readiness*
Sounds like a good course of action; perhaps she'll realise she's being a stupid whore.
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

pfft
she's not really after him, mind
well, he's not actually my man either so it wouldn't matter if she were

/meme
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Oh I seeeeeeeeee.
As you were. Carry on.
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

*carries on*
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR HAIR
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)

It am all of the awesome.
A lot shorter, layered at the back, flicky side parting and in much better condition now the fried bits have been removed...
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I got mine cut recently, I hadn't cut my hair for 16 months and went to get the fried bits off and instead of an inch she cut off four
I thought I was going to throw up and cry loads on the way home
VERY upset

do you like yours?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

99% yes. It needed the dead bits cutting off
(try to separate me from my GHDs and I will scratch your eyes out) and it's a lot shorter than I've had it for years, but I like the new parting especially :)

My mum made me have a bowl cut when I was 6 so I'm very protective of my length... *sympathy hugs*
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I always had short hair so I took it very hard, I see now why some women cry after cutting their hair *tiny sob*
I see that GHD is a styling company, do you use their products?
I bought a $150 Paul Mitchell straightener because I was tired of the normal ones never working on my hair.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I used their products as they came with the straighteners.
Now I just heat-protect the fuck out of it and deep-condition as often as I can :) they were £120 and I bought them with my very first payslip!
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Good Evening
I'm new around here too but I've had my shiny L stroked, which is a far, far better experience than anything else I've got to look forward to at home.
(MrHappy, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

c0m3dee acC0unt Lolz0rx

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Aww, will no one else stroke your shiny L?

( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)

go on then
you do it first
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:41, Reply)

I already did,
it's your go now.
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

I don't want a go

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Eh, then I don't know.
Anybody? No?
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

I'm enjoying it - anyone else?
You're all welcome to stroke the L of loveliness :)
(MrHappy, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Has a stroke
My L never got used, signed up then forgot about it for a fortnight...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

My L was used
'Used' as in being taken advantage of.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Has it had therapy?

( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

.
Alas, it was shed many moons ago. He did end up getting therapy, and has now moved on with life. He even works for the Samaritans in his spare time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I'm very happy for him :)

( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Hang on...
You have a shiny Labia?

How very odd. You should get that seen to.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

.
Either that or it's one of them new-fangled Steampunk Labias.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Oddly enough
There are no relevant results when you type that into google (What? It had to be tried!)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

And sometimes, you get horrible things from seemingly incongruous searches.
R.E.: Chocolate Feet.

This cover is the best thing ever. Apart from being slightly out of tune. Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Holy crap!
We've discovered a gap in the market!

Should this just be a polished brass set of Labia, or would it also contain a steam-engine?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Evening mrs. broadsword
Your name is all new and shiny. It matches MrHappy's 'L'-plate.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)

does it?
piss off
it doesn't
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Sorry
I separated the shininess from the colour and forgot to take the colour into account.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)

it's okay
*offers cake*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Oh no.
You're offering cake in HSH. Have you got your trample proof clothes on?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I'm fucking awesome.
Everybody wants my cake.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Yay!
The icing's texture matches your name's texture.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)

ribbed for your pleasure

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

CAKE?
*runs, Jack Sparrow style, towards cake*
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)