Bloody English weather.
Just got back from taking my parents dog for a walk in the local park. Set of all sunny and warm but some distant dark clouds. Will be Ok says I as a bit of drizzle wont be too bothersome should it be on us.

Bloody pissed down for an hour. I had to take a detour round the park as there had been an incident and the police told me I had to go another route. Doubled back along a bridle path and fell in the mud.

I got drenched and my jeans were so wet it was like walking home with a small child attached to each leg. Even the dog was rushing to get back and usually you have to drag him up the hill back home.

Good news is that my Incredible Hulk t-shirt has arrived. Huzzah!

Oh and someone fancies me on the dating website and he's cute.

Edit - I keep getting Belgium men checking me out. What is it about me that says I need Belgium cock?


Edit 2 - And why didn't Firefox notice I'd spelt Belgium wrong?
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:19, 21 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

ive got no arse so my strides are always falling down
they drag on the fucking floor and soak up any available water...i'd give anything for an arse and/or some long fucking legs
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:20, Reply)

Are you interested in the whole arse, or just the bumhole?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:22, Reply)

thats not my gig homie youre asking the wrong /talker there
you alright pauly?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:24, Reply)

lolmentaling all day I'm afraid =(((
Proper not very nice ones.

I was supposed to stay around my mums tonight but she's having people over so I opted to go home.

Gonna get some chinese, maybe i'm just withdrawing from MSGs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:45, Reply)

:(((
you in dire need of a cocktail and a lol ma brudder. hit me up if you want a bit of company or a chat innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Yah', deffo.
I'll hitcha on msn later.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Yes, but the Belgians may bring gifts of chocolate!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:25, Reply)

belgian waffles melted chocolate baileys and cream
YES.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:31, Reply)

Oooh
I think I would let myself be fucked by a Belgian if that was for afters!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:37, Reply)

fuck that i buy my OWN waffles
im an independant woo-man
-bobs head-
-clicks fingers-
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:46, Reply)

chicky chicky woop woop chicken head

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:53, Reply)

maybe he's got a chocolate cock
wouldn't that be interesting
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:25, Reply)

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands !
oh ho ho
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:27, Reply)

Pfft!
Hehe!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Yoy have to wear your Hulk t-shirt at the bash.
It's the law :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:42, Reply)

I'd planned to. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:43, Reply)

Haha!
I've just realised that's in two weeks!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Indeed
You got travel plans Mr Beekers? ETA? Mode of transportalisation?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:02, Reply)

In Gaz!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:08, Reply)

One of my best stalkers was Belgian.
He left underwear on my keyboard at work.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Could have been worse
He could have left a keyboard in your underwear...
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)