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Whoever figures out what
FOSAYBNCA stands for can have a lollypop.
If you suck at all those confusing squiggles people call letters (looking at you Dok)then instead you can talk about what modification you would most like to have on your car. If you don't have a car steal a bus and modify that.
I'd like some lane jumper seeking misiles for those people that zoom intentianally down the wrong lane and then cut into the heavily queuing traffic. Basically you can also go on a tangent about how you hate commuters/bus drivers/people as well. I like to give you guys options
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:48,
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latest was 16 years ago)
*wants lollipop*
*concentrates hard*
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girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:55,
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Ooh you can have a lollypop anyway
for being awesome
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:57,
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*blushes*
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girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:00,
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It's an anagram of FAY'S BACON.
Dunno who Fay is though *shrugs*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:57,
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Does the "C" stand for "cunt"?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:58,
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Surprisingly not
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:59,
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I bet the FO stands for fuck off.
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girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:59,
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Again, surprisingly no!
there is only one swear in there and it's "shit"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:02,
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Is it
Forum Of Sad Annoying Yawnsome Boring Nutty Cunt Announcements?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:00,
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No
but I'm massively tempted to change it to that
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:01,
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Full Of Shit And You'd Better Not Come Around
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:06,
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Hmm
Furry Orange Sausages Are Yummy Because Nanny Cooks All.
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Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:00,
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Forum of sexy and young beautiful nubile classy adults.
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girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:02,
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*!ding!*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:04,
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Well I thought that was a given
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:08,
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Ha!
That is all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:12,
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Young
ahahahahaha
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:18,
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FOSAYBNCA
Full of shit and yes becky needs cock always.
Or something.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:07,
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haha
This may be my favourite so far
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:15,
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.
Full Of Shit And You Bring No Car Aerials?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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If you're renaming OT, surely you're missing the L for Lies?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:18,
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I can haz clu
Plz?
And I would much rather have a motorcycle to modify.
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:18,
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I want to gut my car, take out the back seat and fill the trunk with speakers and a subwoofer
pad the doors and put amps in them so they don't rattle loose or break
den break ya mutha fucken windows wit my mad jamz mon
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:21,
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You say lane jumper
I say person who recognises that it is most efficient to use all lanes for as long as possible. As long as there aren't any idiots disrupting the smooth merging, of course.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:23,
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B
Does the B stand for Beckyjizzbox?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:23,
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You know when they drop those things behind them that do in people's tires?
I'ld drop grannys off with shopping trollys, that'll fuck shit up on the M25.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:24,
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I think
Full Of Shit, And You Better Not Cause Any.
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:26,
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it starts
Full Of Shit About Your
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:27,
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FULL OF SHIT ABOUT YOUR FIGHTER JET AND 8 WIVES?
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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I was wondering what that's got to do with grannys for a moment, then remembered my name and thought you got a bit excited about my current name, then realised you wasn't even replying to me.
=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:32,
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Man, that's some interesting shit goin' on right there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:39,
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About Your Band Noone Cares About.
Lollipop please.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:38,
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I was going for nobody
but have a massive fucking lollipop for your impressive skillz. Remember to put that on your next passport application as well

Couldn't find an accord sorry
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:47,
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Gracias.
This gave it away:
"Do you not have real life friends you can bore with this pretentious "look at me I'm in a band" shit?"
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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got the painters in have we?
or did you just not get any this weekend?
don't like what I post, then don't read it, you daft twat.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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Pffft!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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Aww
are you having a cry about people being mean on the internet? If you don't like what I post don't read it you cunting kaoltard
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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tears are streaming down my face as I type
fucking hell, I have to write stuff about me, because I need to dilute the utter bilge that you come out with.
Hopefully I'll bore you so much you fuck off permanently.
you're rapidly becoming less interesting than piston_broke. Less funny too.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:02,
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I think you have serious
megalamaniac issues if you think anything you write about your "musical endevours" is adding anything to anyones life. Except reasons to stab at their eardrums with pens until the drum breaks thankfully rendering them unable to listen to your music, before taking the pen to their eyes to avoid the awful aural raping you consistently deal out
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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Haha
Rant of the week so far. I kinda like his tunes though.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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since when was anything posted on here adding anything to anyone's life?
"what modification you would most like to have on your car?" - really interesting stuff there.
I'm under no illusions about the importance of anything I do, particularly online, so I think the accusation of megalomaniac issues is a bit wide of the mark.
Maybe it's that you are realising at last that you are pretty much the most dull person on here and are having a hard time coming to terms with it. I hope to god you aren't like this in real life...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:19,
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Hey!
I'm the dullest person on here, thankyousoverymuchly!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:24,
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you've been known to hold a conversation ;-)
I have to cook dinner now, so I will pre-emptively answer anything TGB might say with "so's your face"
and thus, I win.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:25,
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Shame
I'll have to find something else to manically mash F5 for gossip.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:29,
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haha
I just got home and was going to say thanks for the bitch off most exciting thing to happen to me today!
Enjoy your peppers :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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