Good morning fuckers
I spent most of the night worrying about whether a model would have run or not.

It had. I'm pleased. Still got a banging headache this morning.

can't be bothered to think of a question so just give me a status report.

Pain:30%
Self-doubt:15%
Existential dread:87%
In-need-of-a-haircut:98%
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:30, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As you asked nicely
Pain: 20%
Self-doubt: 65%
Existential dread: eleventy
In-need-of-a-haircut: 110%
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:33, Reply)

chrst, if your hair is 12% worse than mine it must be fucking awful
I'd normally rate the self-doubt higher, but having got something to work has given me a boost.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

I rated it on how overdue a haircut is
I'm getting it cut tonight though so that'll be 0% tomorrow =D
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:45, Reply)

blurryness 22%
pain 8%
torpor 41%
urge 29%

edit: haircutted myself 2 days ago.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:34, Reply)

nice use of torpor

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

hee hee
"use of torpor", what a cracking phrase.
i wonder what we could actually use torpor for?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Oh OK then
Pain:0%
Self-doubt:10%
In-need-of-a-haircut:80%ish
Bored:300%
Must buy train tickets:1000000000000000%
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:38, Reply)

YOU HAVE NO HAIR TO CUT

( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Just because you've not seen it
Doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Mind bleach please
I did not need to know about the hair around your sphincter!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:02, Reply)

You just wish
You had body hair!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Pain:3%
Self-doubt:96.324%
Dread:83%
In-need-of-a-haircut:99%
Tiredness:62%

I have a second interview this afternoon so I'm nervous and couldn't sleep last night, however I haven't slept through my alarm and am about to get up and go to the barbers so I'll be able to fix at least one of the above!
(bill, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Good luck mate
Don't go clean shaven; nobody wants to hire a twelve year old!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

it's interesting that so many of us are on the verge of a haircut...
well, not that interesting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

It's a slow day
I watched rain man last night and was told not to "get any ideas". What sort of a person do people think I am?!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:48, Reply)

the kind who likes jeopardy?
or the short kind who is a cunt to his autistic brother until he comes to realise that he really does care about him and not just his own selfish wants.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Definitely the cunt
Although jeopardy is kinda cool. Where's the maple syrup?
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:52, Reply)

My haircut cycle
should be about 7 or 8 weeks.

I think it's about 7 now. But frequently I overrun, so I'm due a haircut for a significant proportion of the time.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:49, Reply)

I'm losing a bit of hair
I've not got as much as I used to, but the stuff I have still grows at the same rate. It would be better if I had the same number of hairs as I started with, but they only grew half as fast. Then I'd still have the same amount of hair growth, in total, but I'd have a full head of hair and only have to invest half as much time and money in barbering.

You can tell I'm a scientist.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Meh
CHCB keeps telling me that I'm going grey =/
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:53, Reply)

some utter swine pointed out the grey in my face-stubble-beardage the other day.
we were most definitely NOT amused.

but at least i have more head-stubble than he, as i pointed out.
won that one.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:56, Reply)

losing my hair is not something I have to worry about
in addition to my beard and sideburns, my hair is very close to falling into the "mop" category.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Hmm
Pain: 40% (Excel-induced)
Self-doubt: 10%
Existential dread: 70%
In-need-of-a-haircut: 90% (getting it done on Saturday)
Lethargy: 99%
Apathy:
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Mine is pretty straighforward.
Self-doubt 99%
Every thing else 1%
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:56, Reply)

morning gbh.
so much self doubt?
why so?
not fair!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Alas Blaireau tis a burden that I have always carried.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Hmmm
Pain: 2% - just the muscles at the back of my lower legs from hill-walking on Sunday
Fulfilled sleep requirement: 58%
Nomnomnom: 88%
Web site ready to go: 95%
Off Topic apathy: 42%
Need for haircut: off the scale. I'm starting to get an afro.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I had black coffee this morning and didn't hate it.
Pain: 10%
Self-doubt: 40%
Existential dread: 25%
In-need-of-a-haircut: 25%
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Slip Digby, checking in:
Fear: 10%
Stress: 68%
Need of a haircut: 0%
Tired: 13%
Happy: 9%
Solvency: -100%
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Needs more solvents.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:27, Reply)

*sniffs*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:43, Reply)

hmm
fear - 30%
loathing - 30%
urge to kill all Housing association employees - 95.43%
haircut - 14% getting a bit fluffy but manageable
lazy bone idle holiday mode - a full 100 mother fucking percent, wheee!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Sunburn 93% (severity not coverage)
Looking like a Klingon - 17% (down from yesterday, but who knew sunburn would make your forehead swell up?)
Despair at IT department 76%
In-need-of-haircut 100%
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Checking in
Pain: 35% (back's being a bit funny)
Self-Doubt: 60%
Existential Dread: 90%
In-need-of-a-haircut: 80% and holding

We're all a bunch of existential dreaders, aren't we?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:34, Reply)