Greetings b3tans and misc. porn-movie crew-members
It's time for...

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:08, 157 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Where are the misc. porn-movie crew members
and what reason do we have to think they're here?
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:11, Reply)

Greetings Mallie
I was referring to the fluffers.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Oh, of course.
Slower than usual today :(
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:13, Reply)

My day was also slower than it should have been
Anyway, I heard your day was shit. ANy particular reason?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:18, Reply)

Too much to do and not enough time to do it in, running about like a blue-arsed fly all day.
By 11.30 I wanted it to be Friday.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:19, Reply)

If you didn't have enough time and you run around fast enough
you can approach the speed of light and the rays of light from your blue arse will be red-shifted so it would look like you're a red-arsed fly. That, and approaching the speed of light would cause time-dilation and slow down time for you.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:25, Reply)

I certainly need more hours in the day
and, conversely, less of them, so that it's Friday sooner.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Busy?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Shockingly so.
Had three days off last week, so my inbox had erupted with useful and useless stuff, and the usual slew of moany customers. Plus I'm broke, so as opposed to a 25-minute bus trip, I had a 35-minute walk to and from work.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:29, Reply)

more month than money?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:34, Reply)

more hours than less hours
or is that the other way round?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:36, Reply)

My head hurts.
I'm not sure either... think it's less than more.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:41, Reply)

i was implying that money runs out before the end of the month

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:42, Reply)

It's worse
when your rent goes out in the middle of the month!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Tell me about it
My rent is due a few days before my salary. I pay by cheque. Often, my landlady took so long to cash the cheque that the money went out after payday, but sometimes, it would be out before. Was never sure how much money I'd have at the end of the month. But fortunately, the end of my post-new-job-spending-spree put an end to my financial uncertainties.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:55, Reply)

I get paid every 28 days.
And somehow, it never quite makes it to the end of the month.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Pretty much, and not good considering I'm in Paris this weekend.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:40, Reply)

eh, were you in my hotel room last wednesday?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Greetings Kristine
What made you think I was in your hotel room?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:15, Reply)

there was a gang bang in there
I was out on the balcony reading then they turned the fucking light off so I stalked out to the board walk and read by the beach
if you were there I'd quite like to call you a cunt
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Wasn't me
but anyone who doesn't invite you to an orgy in your own hotel room rightfully deserves to be called a cunt.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:19, Reply)

just because I didn't participate doesn't mean I wasn't invited
golly
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:20, Reply)

Must have been an interesting book...

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:29, Reply)

it was
at least I knew the book promised a happy ending
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:31, Reply)

On that note
I just skyped my better half to see if they think bacon earrings for post sex snacks are a good idea.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Depends if the bacons are well done.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:34, Reply)

They are well done and in tasty bread rolls

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Would that not be stretchy for the earlobes?

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

It needs some work i'll admit

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Perhaps small plates on the shoulders?

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:52, Reply)

I knew 80's sholder pads were before their time

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:58, Reply)

There must be a way of building up earlobe strength.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Big dangly earrings
FTW!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:03, Reply)

But would the stretched earlobes lose their strength?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Sadly, it's entirely possible :(
This is why you need to wear ones that weigh nothing, too, like my feather ones.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I wonder if
it's possible to exercise the earlobes in such a way as to build up their strength.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:40, Reply)

I'd go with a cigarette and sleep
wtf are bacon earrings?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:36, Reply)

earings made of tasty bacon
BTW post sex fags FTW
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:37, Reply)

earings?
what?
WHAT?!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:39, Reply)

thats right!
bacon for your ears!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

I don't smoke
but I'm partial to some post-coitus bacon.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

it is always an appropriate time for bacon
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:53, Reply)

.
post-coitus bacon
pre-coitus bacon
during-coitus bacon
bacon
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:43, Reply)

what?
no
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Bacon flavoured earlobes
would encourage me to spend more time nibbling the ear.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:37, Reply)

The absence of bacon flavored ears and the presence of big brother
proves there is no god
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:38, Reply)

^ This
My colleagues looked at me in a most bemused way today when I said "oh, is that even still on?"
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Are your colleauges a bit spesh?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:54, Reply)

The ones who bang on about Big Brother bemuse me
since it lost its charm for me immediately it was invented.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:54, Reply)

click
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Same here
Sometimes, I think reality TV is just a cost-cutting measure - you don't have to pay the actors.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Yay, I maded a funneh!
Seriously though, it's pointless. Like all reality TV. One of my less entertaining Facebook friends jumped on my back for slagging off X Factor "how can you say such ghastly things, X Factor is my life!" - er, then you need a better one...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Can you facebook some one a .GIF of a suicide pill?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:08, Reply)

No, more's the pity. She pisses me off a bit anyway, not least
in giving me the world's worst nickname.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Just out of interest, which book was it?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Sin by Sharon Page

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:57, Reply)

I googled that and my monitor steamed up

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:00, Reply)

office lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:06, Reply)

are you loling in the office ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I did just then which morphed into a sort of sputtering muchus cough
/sickly
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:09, Reply)

would your workmates get the B3ta humour?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:11, Reply)

unlikely, my friends don't either
recall this?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Evening All
I going into work tomorrow.

I really can't be bothered though.

Mr Bin has had a tooth taken out today, he is starting to piss me off.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:51, Reply)

These days
I can never be bothered with going to work!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Well I haven't been to work
for 6 weeks.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:56, Reply)

You're lucky.
I'd love to have 6 weeks off... problem is, I wouldn't want to go back!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:02, Reply)

This is the problem
I know that after half an hour I'll feel ready for another 6 week off.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I know I want another week off... fat chance though.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:12, Reply)

From what I've heard
teachers still have to do some work during the school-holidays - mostly, it's just preparing lessons.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Quite
and we tend to spend some of the weekend doing it too.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:14, Reply)

If fact I have to say that
the only thing I miss about other jobs I have done is that I can't switch off.
Every evening and all the weekend I am thinking about or doing work.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Have you ever worked a 9-5 office-job?
I can switch off, but only for short periods of time, and then it's back to work.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I have done a 9 - 5 office job
and I switched off at 5 and not back on until 9 the next morning.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Sounds about right to me
but at least my job is stimulating.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Evening Mrs Bin-Living
Is this the same class you're taking or a completely new one?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:57, Reply)

New class and new school!
I had year 5 (9-10 years old) last year and year 1/2 (5-8 years old). Bit of a change, I have no idea what I'm going to teach them.

Most of them are year 1 but I have got a couple of fucktards who are actually year 2.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:07, Reply)

The younger they are
the more influence you'll have over them.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Oh hell yeah
I plan of sending out 23 b3tards by the end of the year.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Your school may as well have a big "b3tard factory" sticker on it.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Evening B3TA persons
Trying to do some work. Failing. Bored.

Thinking about next years holidays and buying a narrowboat.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Greetings TD
You've come to the right place for bored work-fails.

Still haven't taken my holiday this year but will just be taking some time off.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:39, Reply)

3 weeks in the States next year
Can't wait.

Chicago-Seattle-LA-Dallas-Chicago.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Cool!
How you getting around? When I was there, I went by train. Amtrak is one of America's hidden gems.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Amtrak all the way
It's the most civilised form of travel there is.

Six of us are going and we'll be getting roomettes (sleeping cars) which entitles you to free meals too.

Dallas is about my favourite American city too but none of the others have ever been there.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:10, Reply)

The Disappointed Does Dallas...Again

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Sixth time
I don't think Debbie managed six...although it's a long time since I saw that one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:24, Reply)

what the hee haw

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Way to go!
Have you been to New Orleans? T'was my favourite city of the whole trip. Everything about it was inspiring, and in the centre, there's what appears to be a party that's been going on forever! The train-journey from Chicago was an experience too!

When I went, I got two tickets that enabled me to travel the entire network in one month (I was there two months). The sleeping cars were extortionately priced, but sleeping on the seats was free. I'm just glad North American seats are much roomier than their European counterparts.

Am tempted to go back just for the California Zephyr.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:25, Reply)

No, only passed through
When I first went to the States - 14 years ago - I went for three months and did two months on Greyhound, one month on Amtrak.

I can afford to do the sleepers now but yes, you can be quite comfortable in coach.

When you factor in the free meals sleepers are actually quite good value.

I love the Zephyr (did it again last year) and South West Chief.

After next year the only Amtrak train left for me to ride will be the Downeaster - Boston - Portland (Maine).
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:40, Reply)

'Comfortable' is a bit of an overstatement
No matter how much I contorted myself, I could never find "The Ultimate Sleeping Position".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Not a problem for me
Because I'm only 5'6" and wasn't quite as portly then as I am now.

If you end up sitting next to someone large it's not too pleasant.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:57, Reply)

I was lucky that most of the time, I had both seats to myself.
These long-distance Amtrak trains are pretty lightly populated.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Not any more
Suddenly Americans are grasping Amtrak to their hearts and most long distance trains are booked solid.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:27, Reply)

.
But at least that could cause them to open up more long-distance trains, and make more of America accessible by train.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:44, Reply)

how much is a narrow boat?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:43, Reply)

They're the canal ones?
I'd love to do that. What's a barge then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Something like this
cgi.ebay.co.uk/38ft-Springer-Working-project_W0QQitemZ260459455063QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_3?hash=item3ca497e257&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Barge is a sort of generic term for a narrowboat, although you can get broadbeam boats - they're less versatile.

£15k seems to be a good thumbnail for a 40/42 footer at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:50, Reply)

that's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Sort of an idle dream at the moment
But I've been sort of looking at moorings (there's a good mooring about a mile from my home) and sort of thinking about how easy it would be for me to put the money together in a couple of years.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:57, Reply)

where are you going to go?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Find a map of the UK
And find Leeds and Bradford - I live halfway between the two.

As I've posted below, you can get a long way on the UK canal network.

You can get to Liverpool on the canal I'd be moored on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Between Leeds and Liverpool there's a canal-tunnel where you had to lie on the boat and 'walk' on the cieling with your feet.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:27, Reply)

That's Standedge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standedge_Tunnels

On a different canal.

Leeds-Liverpool goes up to Skipton, then down through Burnley, Blackburn and Wigan.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:45, Reply)

That's boss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Isn't it just
They don't go very fast but a lot of the UK canal network is interlinked so with tenacity and patience I could get to an awful lot of places eventually.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Have you seen the canal extension in Liverpool?
The Leeds-Liverpool can technically get you to the Mersey now. Not that you would. It's gorgeous though...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Evening!
I thought of a good porn star name today, don't know if it's already taken (couldn't really check at work):

Cherry Poppins.

Still haven't checked, I prefer the not knowing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I checked, I have no shame.
It has been. And roughly from behind at that.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:09, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:10, Reply)

That was as far as I was willing to look
with my flatmate in the room...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:11, Reply)

if I didn't know my flatmate well then I could understand
but if we were friends I'd be like "OMG come look at this" and I would then laugh loads when they got all embarrassed
cause that's how I roll
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:22, Reply)

He'd probably want to watch it!

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

bow chicka wow wow

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Well, he'll have his own PC soon enough
and can watch all the pr0nz he likes on that!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Awww
There's always that boost of, "Ha, that's dead clever" followed by the downer of "I bet hundreds of people have already thought of it" followed by the sort of in the middle of "but maybe, just maybe..."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Yes; I know that feeling well.
Not had an original idea yet :(
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Evenin TLiC
Can't think of any porn star names but thought of a good title for a porn-film.

Fraulein out of line.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Sounds kinky to me.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I'm guessing
there's spankings for the naughty fraulein.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:16, Reply)

That's not guessing
That's drooling lasciviously. You naughty man.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I almost typed
spakkings...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I almost read that as
spaklings
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:00, Reply)

A fair guess, I'd say
but then she is German.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I'm of german decent
:D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I'm of French descent.
I'm not sure I have any room to talk...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:40, Reply)

It means we could both play upon some hideous sexual stereotypes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I do actually own a maid's outfit.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Mine are more noir than maidish
There are a few frills and bows like...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:54, Reply)

I've had mine for some time
so it's not as slutty as the name would imply.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Hmm...ladies
I feel a film coming on...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:02, Reply)

My starting fee is over 9000 pounds
and a basket of 10 blue tortoiseshell kittens.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:05, Reply)

£9k
Is the training budget that I was trying to balance for work when I got bored and came on here.

I have one tortie kitten that you could borrow.

I have a meeting with the directors on Wednesday morning. Can I explain to them that I've spent the hole in the training budget on a grunty-flick?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:21, Reply)

But just think of the morale-boost you could give the company if that film did come to fruition.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Less royalties, parts and labour, constant supply of cake,
biscuits, on-tap internets, own trailer with jacuzzi...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake
It's a porn film.

Lie back, enjoy it and be grateful for the £150 I might give you.

Alternatively send me your maids outfit and I'll find a crack-addled whore to take your place.

Is it wipe-clean or will I have to pay for the laundry as well?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:36, Reply)

I have ideas above my station. Very much so.
Dry-clean only, and I'm not even sure where the damned thing is!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:44, Reply)

We do sell
Some rather fetching undergarments and a couple of years ago we made a brief, and spectacularly unsuccessful foray into the "adult goods" market.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Show me the knickers!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:41, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:44, Reply)

They're in here somewhere
www.bonprixsecure.com/uk/Lingerie-2-shop.htm?id=1326600765068874146-0-4a9309c2&directLandmark=topleiste&directLandmarkP=%26name%3DBigSort%3D2

Or, you'll find the same at:-

www.oli.co.uk/web/main/home.asp?N=4294965277&cm_mmc=CJ-_-CJ-_-AW08-_-Oli&ordermedia=EW092&name=10PERCENT&entry=3&AID=10573714&PID=2459930

The same stuff in a different bag.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Want want want.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

^ yeah, what she said

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 23:05, Reply)

If I've got my French and German stereotypes right
we could be in for a winner here!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Need MOAR costumes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:05, Reply)

There's quite a few, I must say.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Not just that
but you'd have to imagine what she did to get out of line in the first place.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:29, Reply)

And here
my imagination fails me.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Perhaps she was trying to spank the person who ended up spanking her.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:02, Reply)

That to me implies that the film was recorded on the move
and midway they crossed the border into Soviet Russia.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:04, Reply)

.
Step 1: Steal underwear
Step 2: Get chased by owner who spanks you whilst chasing you and cross border into Soviet Russia
Step 3: Sell underwear to the Russian Black market. Profit!
Step 4: Spank underwearless former owner just for the fun of it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Step 5: ??
Step 6: PROFIT!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Step 5:
eBay?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:30, Reply)

For great justice!

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I'm sticking at step 2 thanks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Oh Christ
news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_enl_1251118741/html/1.stm

NOOO, do not want.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:24, Reply)

ARGH!
At least where I live they make a big thing of the Diwali festival so that gives them an excuse to postpone Christmas.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Doooo Noooot Waaaaaant.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:32, Reply)