Hooray!
I won a competition for a pair of earrings that say 'I love cake'!

Woo!

www.domesticsluttery.com/2009/08/winner-of-our-i-love-cake-earrings.html

Have you ever won a competition and what did you win?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:23, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

First three VHS's of Monkey!
and a Monkey! t-shirt.


the question: was Tripitaka played by a man or woman?
the answer: a woman

I was probably the only loser to enter.

I also won Patricia Michelson's book The Cheese Room on a Jewish website (don't ask - there was some insider dealing, pretty sure once again that I was the only entrant).

So there you go. Monkey! and cheese - two of my favourite things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I'm rather envious of the Monkey prize!
I loved Monkey...it was great getting into school on a Monday morning to discuss what had happened on Friday night's episode with the only other viewer in my class, Nicholas - he now makes prosthetic limbs.

Ahh...those were the days, I think I was nine.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Best TV show of my childhood by a country mile
I was allowed to eat supper on my own in the sitting room in front of the TV when Monkey was on - the one and only programme where this was allowed. My parents understood my love of the show and thus granted me a special dispensation.

I played the theme tune in a trendy Shoreditch bar only last Friday and practially the entire place sang along.

Which was nice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Fantastic
*sings*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I won £2500
through a competition I don't remember entering. It was to do with the Push! Which University Guide (or something) when I was in 6th Form. I suspect that I only had to fill out my name and address, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered entering.

It took a while for me to get my prize after being notified, so I was fairly convinced it was a piss take by one of my mates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I was a runner up
in a Star Wars competition. The competition involved a one page comic strip that ended on a cliffhanger. To enter, you had to complete the comic strip in no more than a page.

I won an Ewok figure :/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I've never won anything
despite what my sig says I'm actually a complete loser, even my daughter beats me at everything.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:49, Reply)

-even -at -everything +off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:53, Reply)

You're a sick man Mr Virpos
A sick man indeed.

I did another comedy mis-spelling! MFOTABL
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:54, Reply)

"hello kettle? This is pot...."

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:55, Reply)

It's different when it's about MY daughter
If I make a joke about somebody else's daughter sucking them off, then it's always hilarious
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I too won
a Star Wars competition. When episode 1 of Star Wars came out, WHSmith were running a Star Wars themed fancy dress competition. I was 13-ish, I think, and it was in the summer holidays. I went as Darth Maul, and got through to the national finals - although this is probably because I was the only person sad enough to enter in my area. I got a t-shirt (which I still have somewhere, because it came down to my 13yr old knees), a book on the various technology in the films, and how it was CGI'd, and a nice £25 Smiths voucher. Sadly I have no pics, or I would proudly post them.

Best thing my brother has ever won is a rather nice Hyundai Coupe. Cunt.
(berk, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)

When I was small
I won £5 at age 8 for making 63 words out of the word 'marmalade'
About the same time I won an album of cigarette cards in a twist (an ancient dance-form for those of you under 40) competition.

I don't win anything these days.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:24, Reply)

i won
a digital camera in some online competition through Jessops - thought they were taking the piss at first. I had to complete the phrase 'If I had a sony digital camera, I would take photos of...', and I wrote 'the world according to me' because I was heavily into John Irving books at the time. it was a lovely little camera too!

My mum won 50 quid for completing a phrase on a pack of coleman's mustard - we think she may have been the only entrant though.
( ascorbate, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I have won 2 things from B3ta comps
A cuddly viking kitten and the album by "7 seconds of Love" (Joels band)

I have never won anything else. ever.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Well done Chickenlady
I love the earrings!

Hurrah for you!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I've never won anything
but as an aside, I absolutely love that website! I like to think I balance domesticity and sluttery.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I won
a holiday to Vegas. It was one of those cinema comps where you have to answer a question about the film you just saw. For better or worse Con Air will always have a place in my heart.
(MyFakeName, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:57, Reply)