It's the Ginger Fuhrer's b3taday today.
He's very old indeed.
Tell him why you love this place.
( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:41, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love it because it makes the people outside on the streets seem relatively normal.
Happy b3taday Rob.
( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:42, Reply)

It's better than doing work.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:43, Reply)

.
It has saved many lives in my office, because I'd go postal without a distraction from time to time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:44, Reply)

This place has given me tears, laughter and a big fat heap of cuntishness.
But mostly it's better than having to play on Spider Solitair all day.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:50, Reply)

^this
...plus its got pictures of cats in it.

Sometimes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I'm not a big cat fan at the moment : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Because the other people in my department
wouldn't enjoy the full extent of what I claim is a sense of humour. (Some of them give a dirty look at even the slightest double entendre...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Some people here are very funny,
some are nice,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:06, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I'm a cunt

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:28, Reply)

I think it's wonderfully kind of him to set up a self-help group for Autistics

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I know.
I'd still be building a replica of the Vatican from matchsticks if it wasn't for this place.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:13, Reply)

It gives us an opportunity to share our contemporary fiction too.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

And confess to vehicular assault.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

And I LOVE knowing what you fat knackers are all having for lunch.

( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I believe Mr T wouldn't be still as popular if it wasn't for this site.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I Love B3ta Because
I've only got one leg.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Mwahahahaha
A+

EDIT: Although I always liked... 'I want to go to the Bahamas because... Hot girls skimpy knockers look at everyone'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I have no idea what your edit means

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Bottom quotes
Slip's is a Bottom quote as is mine. I loves Rik Mayall! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Ahhh,
I dislike Bottom and Rik Mayall,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:38, Reply)

WHAT!!
In the words of Charlie Brown 'Oh good grief'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

He has a stupid face, and I don't find his sense of humour funny.
Do you want to carry on this "I disagree with your opinion about one section of the media" argument?
I think we both know how they end.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Rik Mayall:
Bigger than Hitler, Better than Christ.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Nuff said!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Yes with me doing this...
Blurrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh
*pulls face*
*wind changes*
Shit!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I respect your opinions even though I disagree with you
totally taking the higher ground here, and winning a moral victory.
and that's what's important, winning.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Nope sorry
If there's going to be a winner here its me I'm afraid...

I'M GOING ON LUNCH!! WHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA WINNNNNNAR!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Winner more like Wiener
I bet you're having wieners for lunch!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Dude, that's cold!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'm still winning the moral victory.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I'M BACK!
Loooooooooooooooooser! :P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:19, Reply)

LAST WORD!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:21, Reply)

You cannot beat me
I am great and eating Haribo cola bottles. I am made of WIN!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm going to infect you with Diabetes
over the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Meh
Probably already got it, you don't scare me, I live with DiT remember!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Sealed with a loving N.O.R.W.I.C.H!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

O.X.F.O.R.D
U.N.I.T.E.D!!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Close...
kNockers Out Ready When I Come Home

The other one is:

Oi! Xylophone Fancyig Old Regina Deserves Unusual Nine Inch Todger - Excited Darling?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Joe?
That you under another name, then?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:37, Reply)

*taps nose*
Who's Joe?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I love b3ta
Because I need the daily casual banter of seemingly normal people with a reasonable sense of humour; to offset the psychopathic morons that I'm forced to work with.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I think you've got that the wrong way round.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Ah touché

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I love b3ta
because it's like earwax. It looks so good, but is actually really bitter.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

You should never pick b3ta and eat it...

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I love b3ta because
you can't laminate a policeman with an orange.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:36, Reply)

SEZ YOU!
FETCH ME THE LAMINA-TOR!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Ok, but I demand proof!
I want to see pictures of a member of your local constabulary frozen in a Han Solo like grimace, covered in pith and peel, or it didn't happen.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Mounted police do you?
img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main4/hansolocarbonite-456.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

hahahahahaha
Winnah! I stand corrected!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

question
If you put Rob on ignore does the whole b3ta site vanish from your view?

Edit: nothing happens at all, this is quite disappointing

B3ta, meh, its ok, has its ups and downs, but has made me laugh enough times to come back even as a lurker recently
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I can't believe you put Rob on /ignore on his b3taday.
Shame on you, Halfy.
( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I like this idea as a tagline
"B3TA: Meh, it's ok"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:16, Reply)

I tried that
and in a strange matrix-like coincidence, I lost the ability to see the colour ginger.
Although my new world seemed an improvement at first, I was devastated when I went through my Garbage video collection. For the sake of Shirley, I had to unignore him.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:24, Reply)

because people send me pictures of pugs

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:29, Reply)

bit.ly/Vi4Ia
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:16, Reply)

it has helped me get over my alcoholism
Thanks Rob
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I love it
because it meant I was able to meet Clendrix's boobs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

meet motorboat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I met a guy with a mohican and wearing a kilt.
It doesn't get much sexier than that.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)

How lovely.

( thealternativefact, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I like b3ta because
it's cheap
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I like b3ta because
it's chock full of talented folk with a wicked sense of humour.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:02, Reply)