This morning
I made a couple of slices of toast. I only had enough jam for one, so I raided the fridge. The nearest I could find to a fruit-based foodstuff in a jar was lime pickle. So I thought "fuck it, I'll give it a go."

What food combinations have you tried that were spectacularly wrong and shouldn't be repeated?


Also, I once tried boiled egg and crisp sandwiches, which was also a distater. Your brain refuses to believe that your sandwich is not full of eggshell.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:48, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

lemon pepper seasoning used on steak, then chopped up and placed over plain pasta at 3 in the morning
I'd never be able to eat it if I hadn't been drunk
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Just had one for lunch
Brie, ham and lots of mustard, with tomatoes and cucumber. It was slimy and sour, just like Berts cock.
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Haha
You catch on pretty quick.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

any fruit and garlic
in a juicer - just don't do it, trust me.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:20, Reply)

can't think of any bad ones off hand
so here's a winner.

Big soft chocolate chip cookies dipped in hot spicy salsa. fucking awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:23, Reply)

trying to use spray cream instead of milk on cereal
in particular, crunchy nut clusters.

baaaaad move.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

lager on coco pops
instead of milk

fine until the beer turns chocolatey
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Bacon and egg sandwiches are fab - Pickled eggs are greater though - and I like lime pickle on toast! Lime pickle and cheese on toast warm. Never ever ever replace soy sauce with fish sauce, vile vile vile stuff - it should have haz chem signs.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

haz chem
i read in the style of a lolcats message

"I can haz chem"...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

fish sauce
is the business, not instead of soy though, that'd be stupid, but to compliment it. used some last night with chilli, garlic and wafer thin slices of beef skirt

nom nom
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I bought some fish sauce
it smells like a bag-lady's clopper, but when added a Thai chicken soup recipe, it's scrum-diddly-umptious.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Skirt
or curtains?
(TheColonel, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Some things I won't be trying again are
Chocolate sauce in porridge. Bleugh!

And realising my cupboard was pretty bare I set to whipping up some risotto, I didn't have much in the way of sauces or anything so I figured I'd grab the fajita seasoning out of an el paso kit. If you're thinking of trying that let me just go ahead & save you the trouble. It mings.
(MyFakeName, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Nomtastic sarnie
Crusty bread, chocolate/nut spread on one slice, a smear of encona chilli on the other and smoked turkey in the middle.




*drools like Homer Simpson*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:00, Reply)

That Encona Chilli Sauce
is so very full of win.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 9:34, Reply)