I started my day with a mexican wave
How the bloody hell are you and how did you start your day?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:03, 94 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wave avalanche
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)

You're
Weird.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Haha
Over your head methinks
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

I just assumed it was something rude
and moved on with my life.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Mexican Avalanche:
Cumming on your hair, and then throwing you down the stairs.

Al really ought to have explained all this
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Ah see
I was accurate in my assumption that it was something dodgy.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

*underwater volcanos*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

*hits with a brick*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Sounds sexy
what does that mean?

Dildo bashing?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Nope
I quite literally pick up a brick, swing around in a circle and hit you in the face with it.

Ta-Dahhhh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

PHWOAR
Do it again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:23, Reply)

OK, humour me.
Why is it called a Mexican Avalanche? I can understand why an angry pirate is called an angry pirate...
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Because nobody loves you
and you touch yourself at night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

This is so true.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Wait a minute.
That actually is true.
Shit.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Ah.... don't be like that
I love you. I'm like a textual version of the time your Dad raped your bum
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

You can't be
You're not calling me "Mother".
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I'm going to tell on you
you're being WAY inappropriate.

It's out of order Theo, you're going too far
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:14, Reply)

No, that's why the kids call me "Weirdy Beardy".
And the adults call me "Getawayfrommysonyoufuckingcreep".
Can't blame them. I had jizz in my hair and a black eye from where I was pushed fell down the stairs.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Posts like these give me a deep and meaningful insight
into why Baldmonkey's having a breakdown on /talk
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

With the knowledge I've been paid
and a mixture of dread and acceptance that it's only wednesday.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Hazah
Pay day, that's good news though! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:06, Reply)

It is as is the fact I've got a half day on Friday
and I'm going up to Nottigham for a house party at my cousins.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Aww half day on Friday *jealous*
DiT is off today which meant I left the house on my own this morning... depressing.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:11, Reply)

The house party I'm going to is at a house of 5 student nurses as well.
That probably doesn't make you jealous but it will make some jealous.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Shall I pretend I'm a horny bloke to give the appropriate response...
Phwooooooooooooooooooooooor!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I have a feeling they'll probably just annoy me.
I'll become a bit of an old man and go to bed at midnight.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

I'm sure you'll have a good time
Just get drunk if they annoy you.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:17, Reply)

That's a good plan.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Shall I pretend to give the appropriate response...
Phwooooooooooooooooooooooor!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Lovin'
Your strikethroughs this morning ain't cha!

You okay mr geordie?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Very good thanks
I'm off to see ZZ Top too this evening, with my Dad. Awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)

You're
Too cool for school.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:31, Reply)

That explains the legal "unpleasantness" the last time he was in a playground.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I've got a no day on Friday,
which means as of 36 minutes ago, I am 9/16ths of the way through the week.
(TheColonel, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

With a damn good wank
Followed by a hot shower and cup of coffee.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:06, Reply)

with pleasantly clear sinuses
and only a hint of a sore throat.

was the mexican wave just you or was there a crowd?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Haha it wasn't just me
That would have been a bit crap. It was an office thing. I was dared to do it in a meeting by one of the partners. Like Marty McFly, nobody calls me chicken, so I suggested a wave and everyone joined in. Oh what a crazy bunch of loony people I work with.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:13, Reply)

hahaha
I had a vision of you sitting up in bed and waving your arms in the air.

literally the first thing you did after waking up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Nah
Although I may do that tomorrow now!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:17, Reply)

you should
see if you can get DiT to join in.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I'll join in too if you like

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:22, Reply)

take a video

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:23, Reply)

You are DiT

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I know
We have nice bedclothes on at the moment don't we.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Indeed we do!
May I also say you own a smashing pair of pjs! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

and duncans
'Watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic...

PSYCHE'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:46, Reply)

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!
Everybody rumble
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

WRONG
Rhum-ble
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Alright
I'm clealy not as big a PJ and Duncan fan as you are!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Yeah
so I'm sorry to say, you're out of the club
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Curses
I'll join the Ant and Dec one instead! Nurrr
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Ant 'n' Dec are shit
PJ and Duncan are well better, they were like a Geordie Kriss-Kross

Gonna make you jump, jump
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Hahaha
I like that 'Geordie Kriss-Kross'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Al was the third member
but he got kicked out for wearing his clothes the right way around, and speaking with a surrey accent
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Ah
Yeah he would get picked out quite quickly with the Surrey accent!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I started my day on autopilot as usual.
It usually clicks off about now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Wheezing and coughing my lungs up at 5am.
I've got a bit of a cold, but it triggers my asthma, making things ten times worse. Bit of lemsip max strength (the shit is magic) and now I've got a bit of a runny nose, but all else is fine.

I fucking hate it when I have a cold, as I always get a thick head, and it makes it really hard to focus on anything even remotely complicated.

Ah well, doctor is giving me a nice new inhaler tomorrow, so all is well!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I started the day
with a little smile to myself because tonight I'm off to see the mighty Zed Zed Top.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

bastard
have they still got beards?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:16, Reply)

huge fucking beards

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Wicked!!
I bet you'll have an ace time!

EDIT: ZZ Top are the reason why I was told to stop playing music at my old job! My boss came in the office, heard them and told me to turn it off and never play music again... clearly not a fan. :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

What a fool
You should have kicked him in the cunt for that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

He was quite big and scary...
He looked exactly like Baron Von Greenback from DangerMouse!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I have a collectable resin figurine of him and Nero
that I got from work!!!111!!?!!?!!oneeleven9!!!11
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:36, Reply)

WOW!
I like you a little bit more just knowing this.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I also have half a dozen Dangermouse T Shirts bought for me by the people who love me
and watched a bit of my Dangermouse DVD last night.

It was better than having a wank
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Wicked
I think Junk Food do quite a lot of DangerMouse stuff... I just love shopping on truffleshuffle its ace for 80's tees
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I'd never heard of them before you mentioned it
What a disgrace I am
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Good lord man!
Now I am full of win!

*happy dances*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

You were full of win anyway
if we cut you open enough Parma Violets and Haribo would pour out to feed an African nation for a year
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

See I always thought I was full of
candy floss... but today I have been proven wrong... lets not cut me open though... I'm not Leona Lewis.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

You keep bleedin'
keep, keep bleedin'
keep bleedin' the 'bo
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Exactly she keeps bleedin'
and then someone punches her in the head at a book signing... bad year for Leona.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Is that why she's got a face
like a moose?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Who can really say
Maybe shes part moose on her fathers side!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:30, Reply)

RACIST

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:31, Reply)

What a twat
He clearly wasn't a sharp dressed man.

*coat*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

you should have eliminated him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I started the day with Coco Pops Mega Munchers
Breakfast of Champions
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Ooooh
Are they nice? I used to love Coco Pops!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I mix them with normal coco pops
so they're awesome
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Ah clever thinking

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I woke up severely confused this morning
with a desperate-for-a-piss-based erection and sneezing like crazy. I must have been virtually asleep as I made it to the bog and only realised what was going on when I farted myself awake at the end of my piss.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I fed the cat at 5am
And got up again at 6am so she would use the litter tray. Then back into bed until 7:30.
I can't understand why I'm tired.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Ah I see your problem here
Its the cat isn't it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:45, Reply)

No, it's your husband
he keeps hiding under his bed and poking the mattress every time he drops of.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:47, Reply)

He's burrowing a hole because he wants to sex your kidneys

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Ah so that's where he goes at night
I thought he was on the game!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Sometime he is
sometimes he's hiding under the mattress, and sometimes he's round at mine having more fun than you could ever give him.

We like to play battleships.


And yahtzee.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

But but but
He told me he didn't like yahtzee! :(

*sobs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

He doesn't
but he'll do anything for al
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

'But he won't do that'

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I bet he would
regardless of what Meatloaf says, he should be bloody grateful of whatever he can get
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)