So....weekend plans?
Mine consist entirely of making it to the end of today alive, having had about 20mins sleep (well done Monty you fucking cretin).

Daughter on Sunday - although I'm getting threatening texts from her charming mother about not being allowed to see her unless I give her some money - not my maintenance payment which she'll get on the first. Some different money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:19, 122 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to have a beer with someone who hopefully won't have fallen to a gruesome death while abseiling down the outside of York House.

Tonight, I may be going to a screening of a £45-budget horror film called 'Colin'.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Tonight the Mrs is coming over
and then we're picking up my daughter, tomorrow they'll both spoil me with lavish gifts and big fat fry ups, in the evening we're going to a fun fair with a big fireworks display on, then back to mine for a little party.

On Sunday evening they will both return to their homes and forget about me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Tonight I am going to be mostly carving pumpkins
tomorrow will involve sleeping in, then decorating the house for the party, then partying.

Sunday might be going surfing, as long as it isn't totally massive and windy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Everyone is coming to my birthday.
Only mongoloid gaylords arn't coming.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Did I mention it's my birthday tomorow?
Because it's my birthday.


Bring chocolate catapila cake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:31, Reply)

My daughter had that cake on her birthday
do yours have those really nice fruity bits on top?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I can't really say I ate it.
I like the way you can squish it between your toes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I have one of those cakes every year
It's become a tradition. The ones from M&S are the best.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:38, Reply)

The face is the best bit, i'ld imagine, if you were going to eat it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:41, Reply)

It's really sickly
the whole thing is a massive sugar overdose
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:46, Reply)

happy birthday for tomorrow,
I'm not going to be attending, this doesn't take anything away from the enourmous respect I have for you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Cheers Dude =)
I'm applying for jobs at PC World at the moment, how cool would that be?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:39, Reply)

You know too much about computers they wont hire you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:41, Reply)

This^
I worked at Dixons years ago, the salesmen are retards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:46, Reply)

That's most of the people here
so I agree with your statement completely
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:31, Reply)

And non mongoloid gaylords who live too far away.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:32, Reply)

non
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:36, Reply)

You mean Living-Proximaty-Wankers?
I'm going to coventry next week, that's like half way down from your 'ood, innit?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:40, Reply)

It is.
But why go there?
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Me !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

I'm going to a student house party tonight.
I'm a bit scared.
Tomorrow out on the piss with my friend ross.
Sunday... Roast.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Party tonight
boozing on saturday, off to Newcastle on sunday.

Did you enjoy ZZ Top?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Loved it
As long as I didn't look at the crowd, I thought it was great. I seem to recall you were going with your father, were you not? What did you make of it?

EDIT my only gripe was that the set seemed overly short. Maybe I just wanted MORE TOP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I think it could have done with more stuff from Tres Hombres and Eliminator and Afterburner and Mescalero
but as you say, I just wanted MORE TOP. The set list was pretty decent. Me and my old man had a great time, though we did manage to stand in the area with the highest concentration of tall people I've seen, plus the acoustics in Wembley are really shit, you couldn't hardly hear Dusty's bass as the bass drum was smothering it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:49, Reply)

We found a spot that wasn't too bad for sound
By the desk, unsurprisingly. Where we were when we initially came in it was fucking awful. I drank lots of brandy at eye-watering prices and had a superb evening, all in all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

I'm in a similar boat
Ended up getting hammered, playing foosball till 3am, then had a very ill advised (large) bowl of rice krispies. This had the effect of turning me into a burping and belching machine as i thrashed about in bed, much to the annoyance of my missus.

Got up this morning to find cat shit in about 5 places in the hall, whether it shat or had bum gravy on its arse, i will never know. Arrived at the train station, train was gonna be an hour late, so hopped back in car and drove into the city. NOT the start to the day i had envisaged, so i am hoping things can only get a bit better. Although the upside is I can go to the car at dinner time and have a cheeky snooze for 30 minutes.

Tonight i plan on being in my wanking chariot by about 8pm, then some pre-winter gardening/tidying up i expect.. extremely dull basically.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Consultation weekend
visiting family and friends and making phone calls, talking things through with daughter trying to decide whether I should apply for residency and start the process of getting a council house. I've resisted all state help so far but it seems almost sure she'll be living with me from now on.

I'm shitting it, to be honest.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

State help is there to help those that need it

You should grab it, a few spongers does not make it wrong for genuine people.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:54, Reply)

^This
Plus the state would tax every fucking penny they could out of you so get what you're able to.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

A friend of mine said the same thing when I told her how much I earn.
I've tried to stand on my own two feet for the past two years but with kiddo living with me I can't really manage any more, so I'm gonna apply for whatever I can get next week.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Do it
This situation is precisely what the system is supposed to be there for. No shame in effectively claiming back some of the taxes you've paid over the years...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Good luck : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Go for it, old boy
I'd let you have custody of my own daughter mate. Just a shame you have the bad manners to be male - not a good look in these situations, from (very) bitter experience....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)

If you were to put my life and her mum's life for the past two years
in a side-by-side comparison, no sane person would let her live with her mum. At least, I hope so.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:03, Reply)

unfortunately
you are making the classic mistake of applying logic and common sense to an area distinctly lacking in both, from where I'm looking. It's fucking retarded to make assumptions of suitability based upon gender - not to mention probably illegal - but that's how it often works, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)

While I've been wary of saying such things in the past
she's made such a fucking mess of the past two years and her relationship with her kids that I'd be utterly astonished if it went her way. I'm not getting my hopes up because I haven't even come to terms with starting the process yet, but I'm underlyingly confident.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

If this is so and she's happy to live with you then I don't see how they wouldn't allow it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:22, Reply)

My sister (the vegetarian zombie) is coming over tonight
I have ordered lots of junk food to be delivered, then we are shopping tomorrow and having an evening of junk food/doughnut madness while watching lots and lots of horror films with the lights off! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Why is she the vegetarian zombie?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Ask Bert
He seems to be under the impression she is a vegetarian zombie
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Linda McCartney's Re-constituted Mushroom Protein Braaaaaaains

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I refuse to ask bert about anything.
I wouldn't even ask him what he had for lunch.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Faggots

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Mr Brains?
Or generic supermarket version?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)

It has to be Mr Brains
I wouldn't accept any other Faggots
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Hehe
Fair enough! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)

i watched
'drag me to hell' the other night and can recommend it, good balance of humour and scares.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:01, Reply)

It got a great review in the paper
I don't really get very excited about films, to be honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I would like to see it
Although I was put off by the poster which said it was 'THE BEST HORROR FILM OF ALL TIME' which I thought was a little bit of a brash statement to make... I will give it a whirl though! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:04, Reply)

It's not the greatest horro movie of all time
but it is very, very good. If you like Evil Dead, you will love it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Ah I do like Evil Dead
But only because of Bruce Campbell! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Favourite quotes from Evil Dead 3
But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:12, Reply)

see this?
this is my BOOMSTICK!

also, best line ever: you're king of two things. Jack and shit, and jack left town
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Hahaha brill!
I need to get them on Doooovd, I wonder if there is some sort of box set??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/Evil-Dead-Trilogy-DVD/dp/B00009WVYX
www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/121752/-/Product.html
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Super Fly
Thank you muchly! That’s a bit of a bargain too for hours of fun! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:22, Reply)

He was brilliant in that 90s re-make of Herbie too
but John Hannah was shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Aww John Hannah is usually a bit shit
I do like him but he is a bit crap :(

EDIT: Sliding Doors was good
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Yeah it was
The only film I've ever liked that woman Chris Martin married in
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:46, Reply)

what about Iron Man
you smeg-brained arse-bandit?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I concur

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I forgot she was in it
She's only got a small part

*chuckle* small part
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Me too actually
I suppose shes okay in Ironman
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Now Superfly is a fucking good film
Incredible soundtrack by Curtis Mayfield too
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Gonna purchase 'Babylon'
from Play, only £6. Absolutely brilliant film, with a dubbed out soundtrack of epic proportions. SHAKA!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

One of my all time favourite films.
I used to go to Shaka dances on an almost weekly basis in my early 20s. Fucking superb.

Ever seen Rockers? That's pretty smart too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

after i watched that
i watched Naked, again. Hadn't seen it for years....brilliant film!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Not much really
I'll be staying in tonight despite it being payday. I might tootle off to Manchester tomorrow with the sole purpose of spending to much in Forbidden Planet, although this is unlikely.

Tomorrow night I shall be having a rare night out with the mrs while the little pickle goes to his grans. It is likely that we will be getting pissed, misbehaving before going home to attempt drunken sex. The mrs is hoping that AA comes out with his housemate so that she can ogle housemates arse (he actually has a very nice arse!)

Sunday shall be spent finishing off StarFox Adventures on the GameCube.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Well
It's good to see she's thinking of us!

Where you going to be out? And what time?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

This could be the second weekend in a row with nary a drip of alcohol involved
My bank balance is the healthiest it's been in months!

I've randomly gotten into Civ3 after various attempts over the years, and have to say it is eating some serious time.

Much time will be spent drinking tea, I have music to listen to and generally relax in peace after a horrible week at work.

I've got Borussia Dortmund on T.V. tonight, Man United tomorrow, Celtic at 3pm, also Ajax and Inter across Sunday afternoon so plenty of football to have on in the background.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Sleep
Lovely, lovely sleep.

And beer in the evening.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Tonight is pizza, wine and a DVD. (Frida, if you're interested.)
The rest of the weekend will be a blur of inactivity.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Ahhh.....
this is so sad. Hop on the train and come to my birthday party? Bring Frida if it's the film I'm thinking of with Salma Hayek in it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

My life is a bit sad at the moment but hopefully that will change.
And let's face it, it could be worse.


I could live in Milton Keynes.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

That's the spirit think postive

For eaxample I can be happy today becaue I don't have face AIDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:27, Reply)

*throws sulphuric acid in your face*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Well thats my Halloween costume sorted

Thanks!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:31, Reply)

mocking my home town won't make me sleep with you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I don't think paying you would make you sleep with me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Got the evenings sorted
but looking for something to do indoors (it's gonna rain) in london tomorrow with the finace, any suggestions?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I suggest you learn to spell
Were you going for fiancée?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:36, Reply)

*smugs*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)

hmm not my best,

I can spell pedant though...

How do you do accents?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:39, Reply)

&ecaute;
Should give you the appropriate accent.

A full list can be found here
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Nicely done

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Agh! URL fail!
Arse. Now I look silly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Quick change it
for the australian one
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:44, Reply)

*ninjas!*
Phew! And no one's the wiser...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:45, Reply)

If it's with the finance
then clearly take all your cash out of the ATM in twenties, lie on your bed and throw all the cash around shouting YES! YES! YESSSSS!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)

This would be rubbish with two twenty pound notes

I'll get some Zimbabwean dollars!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Have sex

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)

They're engaged NOT married.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:42, Reply)

It's fine I just do her in the poop shoot

Jesus loves that my priest told me...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

told sadistically abused
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

priest nursery worker
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:47, Reply)

me my mum
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:47, Reply)

thatstuffed ferrets protected with a thin-veneer of gold electroplating that can be used to protect his FAB lollies
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Jesus Rita from Coronation Street
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Married people don't have sex
at least, not with each other
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Support Monty Fund!
If you decide to have your ex snuffed I pledge £50.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)