halloween fancy dress
sorry probably bindun a million times already, but anyone going to a fancy dress party tonight, and as what??

i thought i'd be original and make my own costume rather than buy a readymade one. so i bought a purple sequinned minidress and have teamed it with fishnet tights, black thigh high boots, a mahoosively backcombed "vampiress" wig, and lashings of dark red lipstick, black eyeliner and white face paint.

i look like a total and utter cunt. who fell into a vat of shit clown makeup on the way to clownschool. the only solution is vodka and more vodka.

hope everyone else looks better than i do... happy happy halloween!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:12, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I went as a zombie.
It was awesome
(Bazongaloid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:28, Reply)

I'm staying in tonight
but last night I went to a party dressed as Poison Ivy. I looked pretty good. *smugs* Take consolation in the fact that Halloween is meant to be about scary things and consider this: will people run away from you screaming?
(berk, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:33, Reply)

I went to work dressed as a worksafe - as in skirt not up round my arse - French maid.
Tonight I'm going out, but not in fancy dress as it's my friend's housewarming.

Happy Halloween la Swipe!
( Maladicta, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 19:38, Reply)

I'm dressing up as a curmudgeonly old git
and staying in with a great big padlock chained to the sweet cupboard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Im
Not sure I have been to a Halloween party since I was a youngun to be honest, so staying in and drinking beer
Just watched Eastern Promises, and by gum that was a cracking film
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:00, Reply)

I thought you said you were making your own costume
Not raiding the wardrobe.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 2:03, Reply)

me and Ze German
went as Gangster And Moll.

I took pics of everybody and posted them on Facebook.

Pretty cool.

Good times!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 9:55, Reply)

All ladies' Halloween costumes
Must start with the word "slutty". It's THE LAW.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I went
as Marie Antoinette.

Although I was beardless this year.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

The crow
Leather jeans, big boots, leather trenchcoat, black t-shirt, white facepaint a la alice cooper.

went out drinking with Mrs Satan, a vampiress, a undertaker and a fetish model......quiet night really.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Because I am what scientists are calling a "Bastard":
This is my costume. My home-made stilts take me up to 7'8" from my normal 5'9". The last time I opened the door to trick-or-treaters dressed like this, I caused a six year old boy to leave a trail of urine down my drive as he fled, screaming.

I really shouldn't be proud of that, but I am.


( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 22:20, Reply)