Weekend plans?
1. My brother is 39 today so BOOZE
2. Sister visiting tomorrow so HIDING DRUG PARAPHENALIA (she's a copper innit)
3. Seeing daughter on Sunday so ahhhhhhhhh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:48, 68 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tonight
Home made pizza and lashings of red wine.

Tomorrow: Bit of dull shopping as I'm sick of not having had a blind in the kitchen for over a year. And also the stereo in the kitchen is fucked and I hate cooking without something suitably lairy blasting away in the background. Then Sweary junior staying at mates Saturday night, so may go to pub with the missus.

Sunday: Spend the day playing on my dive club's new RHIB, followed by pub then new episode of Doctor Who. Probably with more wine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

i erected
a blind in my kitchen last night, it had been in the garage for about 10 months....hacksawing and screwing till midnight. pretty annoying. but at least it is done
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah
I might be quicker just painting the glass...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

That's MY kind of DIY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

*High fives*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

*misses and puts hand through windowpane*
*gaffer tapes square of cardboard over hole*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

*removes square of cardboard*
*monkeys into flat*
*pieces together shredded phonebill*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Tonight, going to a friends house for pre drinks and then off out to some pretentious alternative night.
Tomorrow people coming over for dinner and we're goign to watch The Room and the new District 13.
Sunday... roast probably.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

finishing cleaning, packing and moving tonight
tomorrow cleaning more then drinking and unpacking
suffer on sunday
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Shopping, cleaning, running, reading and sleeping.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Tonight: Muse with good friend I've not seen in ages
Saturday: Work, possibly going out with aforementioned good friend
Sunday: Work, Doctor Who.


the work may not actually happen. :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Tonight:

Beers in tahn, innit.

Tomorrow:

Soccer AM, hangover, packing boxes for the BIG MOVE.

Sunday:

Yet more packing, Pie, beer, sleep, prepare to start whole sorry rigmarole all over again.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I've never seen anyone more excited about moving house than Al is about your move.
It's almost sweet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

*almost*
But then, you can understand Al's excitement at the prospect of being able to visit Chez Tights, 3rd bush on the left, Clapham Common, Just next to the shifty looking politician, Laahndan, innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

*shocked*
How do you know my address?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I've been following you...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)

ORLY?
I shall be sure to spend more time buck nekkid, then.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Is that
possible?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Har bloody har.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Didn't you know?
You're the only person in the world that has seen him in clothes. It's an intimate treat he saves only for you, m'dear. Count yourself lucky.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

*beams*
I am lucky! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I think it's the excitement of seeing my Mum again...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

He's gonna make me lasagne!
And I get to meet his mum!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

this can't be a good idea

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

The Lasagne, or meeting my Mum?
The Lasagne is the lesser of the two evils.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

meet shaft
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

HEY!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Forum banter
Etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

*gazzes mods*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

*gets banned*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Hurrah it shall be ace!
I must also add somewhere into that list; mash potato, Lie to Me and me trying on everything in my wardrobe whilst asking you 'do you like this?', 'should I throw this away?', 'does this makes my legs look weird?' etc etc etc
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Tonight - Seeing "La Traviata" performed by the Welsh National Opera
Saturday - Going out for meal & drinks

Sunday - Going to a christening (although being a heathen, i'll have to stand at the back and try my hardest not to laugh/shout abuse at what I consider to be a 2000 year old superstition).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I say!
Rather more cultural than the average B3tan's Friday night, eh?


(including myself, who'll be spending my evening in a biker's pub in Leighton Buzzard)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I know...my brow feels high just thinking about it
I have only recently started appreciating opera and classical. Mostly because I find modern music shite and all the stuff I used to like has been over-listened (sorry "Smashing Pumpkins", there's only so many times I can listen to your stuff).

Oh BTW, still judging you harshly
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

No one's judging me more harshly than I am
(apart from God, perhaps)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Works night out tonight
so wine in the office from 4pm.

Volunteering tomorrow morning at cock o'clock before trying to find a deli where I can buy oddly smelling cheeses for my Dad's birthday hamper.

Cooking for the parents tomorrow night, the boyfriend is cooking the duck, I'm handling the vegetarianism.

At some point I want to try and complete Zelda, but this probably won't happen.

I also need to make a burlesque bustle to see if it's possible and/or easy to market.

In reality I'll probably spend most of the day trying to pry Left 4 Dead out of my blokes paws in order to make him start cooking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Which Zelda game are you finishing?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Twilight Princess
I got about a third of the way through (I think) and then put it down and didn't go back to it for ages, so I've kind of lost the thread of it, but I spent so long on it that I can't bring myself to start again. Plus I've got it on the wii so the controls are a bit of a faff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Your sister would have to be a complete and utter cunt to shop you in to the LAPD for doing drugs in your own house while she was visiting in a none offical capacity.
Or were you showing off about doing drugs?

Anyway, It'll be work, work, work, for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

For you next name would you consider Pauly Walnuts?
How's that thing going in work?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Pauly Walnuts yay!
'Don't get cunty.'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Don't be hiding that sachet of sauce and eating it on the sly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)

she wouldn't do it
but I still don't want her to see it all. And Christ, I am in no way showing off about that stuff - it's practically ruined my life, I don't think it's cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Would you rather have never had any drugs
Or to have had a go but then stopped?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Neither
I'd like to have caned it like a nutter when I was younger (tick, did that), but calmed down later on in a more mature manner and been an occasional dabbler rather than a total fiend (EPIC FAIL on that one).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

just been to oddbins
purchased four Aventinus beers, Gods spunk in a bottle to be honest

took delivery of a green layzorr, so hopefully will be having fun with that later, shining at low flying jumbo jets, cat's eyeball.....fuck it, my own eyeball as well

pal coming over tonight for some foosball and spliff, possible blind the cunt with the layzorr if he wins

tomorrow, finish setting up my retro Rotel 812 amp in the bedroom, gotta love those backlit VU meters



sunday, visit gran in nursing home...although this depresses me a great deal as her mind is going and she can't really remember who my kids are and she calls me about 5 different names, doesn't matter, i'm sure i'll be in the very same position, sooner rather than later
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

An old man gave me an amp that looked like that
And I gave it to some bloke because I didn't know what to do with it.
Are they worth lots?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

i got mine on e-gay
for about £30, which is a total bargain in my book. Two months before i just bought a brand new Arcam amplifier and it cost £475, and while it has a nice sound it doesn't have 'the looks' of the Rotel which has a beautiful rich sound to it AND it has a very natty quad surround mode that works brilliantly. Not bad for 30 year old amp.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I do hope I didn't give hundreds of pounds away...
It was gathering dust though, and the lad who got it actually used it and was very chuffed.
And eh gave me a hi-fi thing with a turntable in return.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Sounding good, my dear fellow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

action-packed.
Today: gonna cook a lovely beef casserole with loads of ale in it.
Tomorrow: going to get my swine flu jab.
Sunday: I might clean the bathroom.

Severe weather warning in the West Country this evening. I've lit the stove and am throwing chunks of pallet on the fire as the rain lashes against the windows. Now I'm going to be all housewifey and have catface's dinner ready for him when he comes home from work.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

You have inspired me to make a casserole with ale in it
And you describe a heartwarming scene.
For a moment, I wished I was Catface.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Make this one
www.b3tards.com/u/cc88e8f1a59cbfb1e8c6/hotpot.jpg
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Nom
What's celeriac taste like?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

For lack of a better word
Earthy, and a little bit peppery.

Very nice though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

It's great in remoulade
with grainy mustard

MMmmmMMmmmMMm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Oh, sounds nice
I hope I actually get off my arse and make it tomorrow. I'll be so proud of myself if I do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

slow cookers ftw!
My parents are coming to visit next month and my ma is bringing my slow cooker over for me. I haven't used it since I was a student.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

If you're going to be using it often
I can't recommend this book enough.

It's got some superb recipes in there, like the hotpot above!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)

How poetic
I don't want to be in London, reading that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Entertaining three 7 year old girls tonight...
...which I do realise is not the thing to say on Off Topic.

Tomorrow evening I have a 'wife and child free house' so will be drinking Guinness, lighting th e hubbly-bubbly and watching Ireland beat the French. (football to all you non sports types.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)