I do not have pert young breasts
But I do have a cup of hot chocolate, thus making me feel like a five year old again.

What has made you feel like a small kid again lately OT?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:04, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*inserts peodophile joke*
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:06, Reply)

dammit I was going to do that
only I was actually going to make a peadophile joke.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Well at least you spelt peadophile correctly.

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I have a good degree of literacy

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

You mongs
it's 'paedophile'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Haha!
*belms*
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Actually, it seems to be acceptable without the "a" at all.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

in America, that's so

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I've been hanging around with merkins too much.
I've been dumbed down.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

A working knowledge of Ancient Greek
and neither of you would have erred in that way.

So my degree DOES have a use after all: online pedantry!

YESSSSS!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I used to have before years of hedonism ate away my brain cells.
It's a wonder I can still tie my shoe laces up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I got excited at the Coke Christmas advert last night and I have just spent twenty minutes on play.com looking at action figures and Lego. I are very nearly Twenty Nine.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

There is a massive fail there
for using the term "I are"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

^this.
Such pseudo-cute grammar should not be witnessed outside one of those appalling HSH threads.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Self belm
I shall check my spellings and grammar in future, as this was an honest to goodness sausage finger/phone interface/not paying attention oversight. I shall keep it unedited as warning to others, and a constant reminder to my self.

I will not let you down again. Er, what's HSH?!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

You don't want to know
If you see a thread titled Home Sweet Home, simply avoid. Chock full o' benders who say things like 'kittums' and 'lully'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I've done the same. Well, with the Coke Christmas ad anyway. I was more into Lego than action figures.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

On Sunday I shaved my balls.
Other than being a horrific experience it has made me feel rather yooffull again.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

You were that bored eh?

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Horrific because you had to spend time in close proximity to your vile scrotum?

(TheColonel, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Why do you hate his scrotum so much?

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

if you only knew what it had done....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I was very bored...
...and it was raining.

As for my scrotum being vile - does anyone own could be described as 'a beautiful set of bollocks'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

i would say I do
but that would be boasting lying
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Mine have won 'best in show'
in the annual Shoreditch testicle championships for the last three years.

But I don't like to brag.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Hmmmn
Did they pin a rosette on your happy-sack?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:30, Reply)