Good morning my lovely cuntpuppets and fucknuggets of the internet. It's my birthday today...what are you doing to celebrate this joyous day?
Answers on the back of a lubed up crackwhore please :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:13, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Working from home
on account of SJ being off sick.

Oh yeah, I know how to celebrate!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

LETS GET THIS PARTY RETARDED

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)

HAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAYYY!
Are you doing anything nice today?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I'm going out for lunch soon
then going to the new Darwin centre with a mate, then going out for dinner or having a meal cooked for me, haven't decided on the last one yet :) The sun is shining and the Northern line isn't borked like it was last night, so hopefully it should be a good day.

How's everything in the house? Still got boxes of sex everywhere?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Coooool
Sounds like you have a nice day full of STUFF and THINGS planned, so that's groovy! :D

Ooooh yeah the Northern Line was deaded last night, I ended up walking to Holborn last night because I couldn't be bothered mucking around on buses or other lines!

Hurrah! The house looks pretty good now thank you. Many boxes are still lurking around, mainly book boxes... all the boxes of sex are away now!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Indeed, yay for things and stuff :)
Aww, too bad about the boxes of sex, they were the pretty ones ,) Has DiT managed to get his precious sky working yet or is he still fuming?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Huzah
DiT is still fuming about Sky and will be until next Thursday (I think that's when an engineer has been called). At least we have managed to get an arial-type-thing so we can watch freeview! Wooo freeview!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaa
glad you got freeview working though, he'd be a nightmare without some form of televisual stimulus ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Exactamundo
I think his words were 'I can't watch DVDs until next week, I'll go mad, MAD'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

How *very*dare you?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

WOAH!
Does your Freeview work through a telly-top aerial??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Yuppers
It does indeed! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Hmmm
I may have to investigate this, as I'm not getting a proper aerial in my bedroom until next month. So I have no Freeview or BBC2 in my bedrooms...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Yup!
It cost £20, and it gives a great picture, actually. Mobile internet doesn't agree with it, though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah
it makes it go all mental like!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I am going to take the Freeview to bed this very evening!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

29, again?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Something like that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Happy Birthday
Hmm...I have some cake in my office left over from Friday...I might eat the rest of that in your honour.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECKY!
You get sexier every year.
( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Thanks m'lovely
as do you and your fabulous NORKS :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I've said it befo' and I'll say it agen
Hippy bidet letterface.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Thanks Scouseface
Aww so many Northern monkeys wishing me happy birthday, I feel special in every sense of the word!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

It's the Northern hospitality thing
innit?

*EDIT* Dinner's on us on Saturday, reet?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Ah, do you mean 'dinner' or 'tea'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Happy birthday!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I will mainly be
NOT giving you a present this year as there's no bash.

:P

Happy birthday hon. Another year and you're still not dead, I don't know how you do it.
( djtrialprice, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Happy birthday beckypants.
I hope your wishes come true and shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Go and float an empty spliff in the shower, ya numpty.
:)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Wrong Becky dude.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

HARPY BIFFDAY
To you, and your breasts.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Oh boy, I hope you have the best birthday ever!
I'll be celebrating by drinking copious amounts of wine and reading erotic books tonight.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I've been playing with a puppy all morning at work.
Sometimes I love my job.

Edit - And Biscuit says happy birthday too.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:16, Reply)

You have a dog called biscuit?

( djtrialprice, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

My parents have a puppy called biscuit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

that's what my mental sister called hers

( djtrialprice, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Hi to Biscuit!
(wasn't Biscuit New Kids on the Block's minder?)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

WoooooaaaaaahhhhhhooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOoooooo
HANGIN' TOUGH!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

the new cd is where it's at
"I need to know if you're mad at me before Grey's Anatomy"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Hahaha
I haven't heard their new stuff!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:37, Reply)

In all honesty I like the new stuff, oh how I resisted at first...denying the possibility that I could ever love them again...
but they caught me unawares and I fell all over again... *sigh*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Hehehehe
maybe I'll give it a listen, just to see! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Am I imagining Biscuit?
I'm off to Wikipedia...

EDIT: I'm not a total fantasist...
www.imdb.com/name/nm0908229/bio
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I can't remember
my sister was a crazy screaming fan who knew FACTS, I was just there singing.

EDIT: Hahahahahahaha you're so clever!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

clever good at finding useless nostalgia-related trivia
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

You'd be
ace in a pub quiz! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

We did win last week *huff-fuff, polish fingernails on lapel*
But normally I don't participate. I is quizmistress at my local, and they make me get my questions from a book because mine are useless and inane.
I get my revenge by giving useless clues. "Clue... this is my Dad's favourite song."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I thought about doing maybe nothing.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Hippo birdy two ewes
Predictive text didn't know birdy and suggested bisex. I was going to leave it but that would have made even less sense.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Still older than you.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

hah
only total losers are born on the 25th November!

hang on ... oh fucksocks! Happy birthday to you (and me) Becky
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

BIRTHDAY BECKY HAPPY HAPPY
_{Oh, and Halfy too.}
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 19:51, Reply)

BTW I originally wrote a longer reply, but my crackwhore scurried away just as I was writing the last full stop.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Happy whatever
.
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:40, Reply)