What are you up to this weekend?
Tonight I'm going to pick up my car, eat strange curry dishes, smoke a few joints then go get beered up in the local.

Tomorrow will probably involve shopping or doing stuff around the house, joints and getting beered up.

Sunday have the launch party for my band's CD, which will be interesting...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:17, 127 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

going round Bowie's
with a spastic sticker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Tonight, possibly Hillage & Gong
tomorrow, definitely Motorhead and The Damned, Sunday seeing my daughter with my brother, provided Looney tunes lets us in the door....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

colleague went to see Gong the other day
said it was awesome

I still haven't listened to them....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Hope you like them
If you do, they've created a whole imaginary world to immerse yourself into.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

sounds splendid
want to gaz me your email address so I can send you that album I was on about the other day?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

to the gaz-mobile!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

At this moment in time
I am nursing a hangover with Dr Pepper whilst trying to help my boss find a Lego City Police Station for his son for Xmas… found one in bloody Barnet… the search continues! Tonight I am ‘touching up’ the old flat with paint and tomorrow I’m sleeping lots and then out in the evening, Sunday = Bacon followed by death.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

sounds good
particularly the sunday bit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Oh yes
Bacon death is the way forward!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I like
the touching up bit.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Rude
Touching it up... WITH PAINT! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)

With paint?
Kinky.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

the wife is away to Lahndun
with her mum, aunt etc for a few days.

Tonight will be quiet, tomorrow night will not be. Brother -in-law coming up for an evening of over consumption of whatever is at hand, possibly ending with the violent expulsion of my stomach contents.#

Sunday = black pudding
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

mmmm
I've got to buy some black pudding for breakfast tomorrow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I was just thinking that myself
I've said it before, but Argentinian black pudding really is outstanding. I don't know where to get it from apart from my local Argie restaurant, or I'd buy some packs and mail them to you, my fellow BP fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

it just occurred to me that I don't have my car though
so it would mean catching the bus to sainsburys from here, and then another bus after I'm laden with black pudding, eggs, bacon etc.

no good at all. hopefully my car will be ready tonight before I'm too stoned
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Black pudding and chorizo ftw

Not that thin deli chorizo, thick fried Spanish chorizo!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)

A chap at my local farmers' market
told me chorizo in Coca-cola is amazing. I've yet to try it, but I was intrigued.

Hmmmm......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:56, Reply)

The only good thing in coke
is vodka
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

naa
vodka and coke makes my teeth go funny

vodka and OJ, or vodka, lemonade and lime are better

or for the more discerning drinker, you want a Screaming Blue Motherfucker (vodka, triple sec, gin and blue curacao)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

new best drink ever

Hendricks Gin, tonic and a slice of cucumber. So surprisingly delicious.

I realise that this may not be a drink for you Vipros.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

damn right
cucumber is fucking awful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Nigella Lawson
has a recipe for ham glazed in coke. I bet that's tasty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I'd glaze her with my cock

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Same as.
I really do find her most alluring.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:37, Reply)

indeed
I've just wikipedia'd her, and found out some interesting facts.

Fact One
She likes to wear fur and once said she'd like to kill a bear and then wear it
Fact B
She's an atheist
Fact Six
She has alluded to wanting to get it on with another woman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

fact 30
I've just spluffed in my pants.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

i remember one time
she was getting all food pr0n, and she was eating some fancy cake or whatever, and the scene ended with her saying she had 'a very accomodating mouth', then giving the camera most dirty of looks as she licked, teased and virtually gobbled the item of food.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:42, Reply)

*testes self-detonate*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:01, Reply)

My mum does chicken in Coke

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Ireland vs. South Africa
Depending on the outcome of this it will be a weekend of epic celebration with copious amounts of alcohol or desolate consolation with copious amounts of alcohol.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

A friend of my housemate is coming down to visit
So said housemate has designated tomorrw a "day of decadence," starting with a gratuitous steak-and-egg breakfast which will precede an epic pub crawl of some of the finer alehouses in London, stretching all the way from Harringay to South Wimbledon.

And on Sunday I'll have to try and make it to a band practice. But at least the guitarist will probably be similarly hungover.
EDIT: Hope the launch party goes well! (You're several steps ahead of my band in this respect...record stuff? Us?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I'm going to see Marcus Brigstocke
At the Stables in Wavenden on Sunday evening, with some mates. I hope he is full of vitriol.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Marcus Brigstocke
What a legend! One of the funniest comedians out there at the moment
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

But why is his head so long and narrow

Do you think he fell between a canal boat and a lock gate getting wedged upside down by his head before his fontanelle had a chance to solidify?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Hahaha!
Getting some interesting mental pictures XD
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I think he may be a bit inbred
Being from the west country and a bit of a toff are two good reasons for a silly shaped head
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:52, Reply)

saw a guy called Micky Flanagan
on the comedy store

started off being annoyed by him, but he was really quite funny
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)

In Milton Keynes?!
What a legend!
(Concrete Cow, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Yup
with a meal beforehand, paid for by my chums.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I have to travel across London
For more than an hour to go to a stupid party that i don't want to go to, with stupid people wearing stupid masks.

It has ruined my Friday.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

that's shit
how come?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I agreed to the vague notion of the party

a long time ago before I knew the details.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:52, Reply)

what is it,
a stupid sex party?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)

A Mongy?


EDIT: Morgy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)

^ APPROVED

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

all those fat toungues lolling over my nutsack,
could be interesting
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Going to ABERDEEN
to see the bird, have some fun good times. Also getting a free lift with 4 pissheads who are going to watch the football, loads of mates down there already so one almighty sesh-a-thon spanning Friday and Saturday night.

Going to abuse fast-food joints, pub-grub, sex, drugs, football and rock'n'roll. So erm, should be good!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Oh well, I'm sure you'll have fun anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)

I'm off to see New Model Army tomorrow!
They're playing in Manchester and it should be full of aceness.

I was going to buy the new Alice In Chains album yesterday (I had a father-son day with littlepickle) but it wasn't in stock so got the Crooked Vultures album instead (top recommendation Vipros). I've only listened to the 1st 5 tracks so far and its fookin brilliant. The opening track and Dead End Friend are damn fine.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Alice in Chains have never featured on my

rock radar - I hear good things, but where should I begin?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

get the album Dirt
and listen to Would?

fucking brilliant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)

And the 'unplugged' album
In act of extraordinary generosity, I actually have two copies of Dirt. If you would like the spare copy gaz me your details and I'll post it out to you (actually, if anyone wants it gaz me your details - 1st come, 1st served etc)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Very kind

But live in a purely digital music world, no space for more CDs.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I wasn't that keen on the unplugged album
it is still pretty good though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

It's very good
but not as good as Pearl Jam Unplugged
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I'll add them to my download list

I'm very much enjoying Watershead by Opeth at the moment.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I am a massive AiC fan
I think Dirt is a good overall representation of the kinds of things they do. Very dirty grungey metally and dark. Lovely.

Check out Jar of Flies if you like the more mellow grunge rock sound. The MTV unplugged album is simply beautiful.
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

My girlfriend went to see them last night
Apparently one of them signed her boob. I don't know which person though, I know nothing about NMA and she was drunk when she phoned me... at 1 in the morning.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I am going to see Eddie Izzard tonight
It should be awesome-sauce :D
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I hate you.
That is all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Cheers!

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

So do I.
Not as much as I hate Eddie Izzard, mind you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Cheers?

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I am of course jesting
I love Eddie Izzard etc etc

sorry, can't resist an open comedy goal
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I know the feeling well
Why, only last week as we were getting ready to go out, my girlfriend remarked 'I'm just going into the bathroom to beautify myself' and I couldn't resist saying 'good luck with that'...

DISCLAIMER: my girlfriend is of course beautiful and lovely and I in no way meant it (and she knew that...)
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Throughout my entire life
I have always valued humour over propriety. This has caused me an inordinate amount of trouble through the years but I seem unable to stop myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I am the same
so far it has not caused my trouble, other than the odd slap
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

only with people I know well though
i'm not a complete lunatic
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I'm going to write 3 lectures and 2 exam papers.
Boring as fuck.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:01, Reply)

That hurt my brain just thinking about it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

If you're anything like me
It'll take more than a weekend to do that!

Unless you don't need much sleep.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

One of the lectures will be recycled from last year.
The other two are new. It's going to be a long weekend. The exam papers are a bitch. I totally forgot that the deadline is the 7th. I hate setting exams.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

What do you teach?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

19th-century whoring
but she claims it's computers or something.
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)

^this.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

"Roll up, roll up...
Tuppence a go on me jubblies guvnor"
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Heading to that there London.
Should be fun.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Watch out for teenagers

they'll stab you soon as look at you, right in the ear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

and say
"Them glasses is well shit innit?" while doing so.
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Well...
Haircut, hairdyed, christmas shopping, waiting for a parcel, boozing, cleaning, being caretaker to the whoooole building because the landlords are away, having sexytiem with my landlords' sexeh cats, and also my cat, but not all three at once because my cat's a ponce and their cats are wellard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I'm planning to get a haircut tonight,
I hope you're taking notes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Taking notes?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

about how interesting my life is.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

You're mocking me
I'm gonna sit here until someone sees how upset I am, then you'll be banished forever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I saw it
He's a terrible cad that chompy.
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Could you erm...
bring it to 'somebody's' attention..?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I was thinking about creating a meat puppet account
called 'The Modgazzer General'
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

You should

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)

That fella would get ALL the laydeez

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Bwah-ha-ha-ha
I am here to defend justice and honour. Careful everyone, any wrong doing and I will pin you against a wall in my Honda Accord OF JUSTICE and punch you in the face more than once! Either that or I'll cry and tell the mods on you.

Now then. Where are my ladies?
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

*swoon*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Who was that masked man?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I LOVE this concept

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Shall I stab him for you?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Fucking hell spikes!
Just gaz the mods!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

He's you.
He can't help it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Oh, yeah...
Silly Roota!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Stabbing is more fun
Then I'll remove eyes with spoon and make them lick white dog poo.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)

White dog poo
doesn't exist anymore... except in Basingstoke.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I saw some in Liverpool a few months ago!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Dun dun duuuuuuuh

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

AAARGH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

that's quite strange

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Yes
but so is Basingstoke
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

valid point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

*nods head*
Its probably the only place in the country where you can get stabbed, set on fire, robbed and molested all at the same time... well... there and Peterborough, minus the molestation, they like to keep that in the family.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Peterboring
as it is known here. Head office is there. I've managed to only go there once in the 5 years I've worked for this company
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

And that my friend is why
you are still alive! :D

Also how could you not want to go back, have you not seen Queensgate Shopping Centre and all its glory? Hehehe

Its like a scene from Dawn of the Dead... ZOMG BRAINSSSS...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I once (actually twice)
went to a rave in Basingstoke. In a mental hospital. A still very much in use mental hospital with patients wandering around in their dressing gowns, mingling with the ravers. I've mentioned this before but it's a good example of strange goings on in Basingstoke. An almost-total shithole of a town.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Hmmm...
An almost-total shithole of a town? Oh yes you're right... there is a Wimpy there! :D

Mental hospital rave sounds about right actually... weird.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

'Old Basing' looks nice from the train...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

HA!
I know this to be a big LIE as I found a lump down a little alley near AAs house a couple of weeks ago, although to be fair it was the first white nugget I've seen for years
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

that came from AA

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Tehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

That could well be true
He is an odd little boy at times.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

That's just mean!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Its spreading...
TELL THE DAILY MAIL!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

it's ok it's white dog poo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Ah clever...
but is it here taking all our jobs?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

yeah

good old fashioned British Bulldog poo is stuck in dogs anuses around the country and forrin poo has taken all avialible pavemnet space.

I've also read that the forrin poo likes to eat our swans
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Not the swans?
Won't someone please think of the swans!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

This is because there is now less calcium in the water supply
fact!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Oh really?
*strokes chin*

How very interesting...

WITCH WITCH WITCHHHHHH!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)

.
Tonight I'm at a friends house warming, surprising her. Then getting hideoously drunk!

Tomorrow I'm waking up at stupid o clock to go to my nephews 2nd birthday (he's ace!). Then seeing the entire family later on, before seeing my friends.

Sunday I'm spending the day with an old mate of mine, not seen her properly in ages.

Then I've got Monday off work, and I'm out shopping in Manchester!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I'm going to a Cambridge college formal meal tonight
but I want to go to my bed. Camden broke me last night :(
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)

At
least the food will be good :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)