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Hello b3tans. Happy Winter.
I need a title for my forthcoming CD album.
Something witty and not too profane preferably.
Any ideas welcome.
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:15, 85 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Buy one get one free

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)
I like it.
Reminds me of the SOAD album "Steal This Album"

6.5/10
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:19, Reply)
"I high-fived your dad
while we roasted your mum"

It's got roast in the title ergo it's Christmassy themed.

put me down for a copy dude, I'd love to hear it
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)
Hmm...one of the people that will be receiving a copy will be my sister
And her mum's fat and her dad's got a tiny cock.

Keep trying 4/10


Yea no worries man
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)
4/10!?
You just don't want to take risks / push the envelope / piss on the masses.

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)
People may comfuse me with an Anal Cunt acoustic tribute (not neccesarily a bad thing)
8/10 for persistence
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Yayness!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)
'WARNING: CONTAINS SHIT CD' ?
Joking aside, what kind of thing is it?

'Cosmic Brainmelt' wouldn't be much good for a classical compilation, for example...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)
necrophiliac granny facefucking
however would be perfectly acceptable
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)
BINDUN
Not as a CD title, you understand, I've just...y'know...done it.

Just a couple of times, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)
it is good fun
until the wire snaps and the limbs start flailing about or falling off
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Agreed.
There was this one time, right, round Jimmy Savile's....

*continues conversation via gaz*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)
pff
you should see what we got up to with Princess Di, three overripe melons and some swarfega.

still a favourite at the poker nights I can tell you
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Also good, if ironic. Although possibly not ironic in this context.
Part acoustic-singer-songwritery stuff, part not-so-acoustic-singer-songwritery stuff and some instrumental stuff.

www.b3mused.com/liamsanders24
Batten Down The Hatches will be on it.
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)
Ah OK
what about 'Warlord of Metal'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
"shit tesco petrol broke my car"
Which according to the nice man from the RAC is the reason I was 2 hours late for work today
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)
hahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Breast is best.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)
which one?
left or right?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Either one will do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)
no no
you have to have a favourite, you can't have 2 of something and not prefer one over the other, unless you are missus stumpy of course.

Or shoes.

hmm, gloves too, ok and socks, and maybe ears, but the principle still stands
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)
It would be like choosing a favorite child.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)
but you don't have any?
come on, the left might be a little perter? or the right has a tiny bit more sensitivity?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Then it would be the right one.
But only at a pinch : P
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)
see that wasn't hard was it?
hehe.
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)
'Free coaster: see inside'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:24, Reply)
I like this very much
9/10


Edit: 0/10 - Plagiarism
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Now steady on: pure coincidence, I promise
I couldn't name a single song by the aforementioned Gang, nor even their genre


EDIT: I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)
Indeed
MOAR RAETINS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
bindun
see The Bloodhound Gang
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Oh, bugger
That I did not know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)
technically
the album is called One Fierce Beer Coaster but the idea is the same.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Hardly - one is saying it's 'fierce'
I was implying quite the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:37, Reply)
the implication is that the CD itself is
still a coaster. But different enough to be safe I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:41, Reply)
INCORRECT
FAILURE STANDS
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:45, Reply)
any
scream will do
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)
"Nuttier than your Nan's fruitcake"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Ewar woowoo?

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Any reasoning behind this?

(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)
a tribute to the late great
Edward?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)
Ahhhh I see

(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:36, Reply)
there is a joke
to which the punchline is "Ewar Woo Woo" but i'll be damned if I can remember it
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)
Why has Edward Woodward got 4 D's in his name?
Because it would be too weird to call him Ewar Woo Woo




That the one?


VICTORY EDIT!
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)
Why does Edward Woodward have 4 D's in his name?
Because otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)
"This is your christmas pressent, gutted, cheep friends."

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:32, Reply)
^ Winning so far

(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:33, Reply)
"Now thats what I call
A cheap Gift".
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Snoop Dog's Ragtime Band Christmas Sing-a-long
featuring guest stars 'Wife Beater' Stu, Arlene 'Gagless' Elliot, Liam Sanders and the Oklahoma Lynch Mob Crew.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:38, Reply)
'Kentucky Bumrape'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)
The Shite Album.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)
Spunky Christmas.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:42, Reply)
Cum play with me...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Not quite the white Christmas I had in mind...
still, beggars can't be chosers!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:44, Reply)
Christmassy Cunt Pillage!

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)
Xmas cock spillage volume 2

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Miles Over Broken Glass.
CD cover could be interesting.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Robert?

(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)
Davis
No time for Jazz. Hm that could work too.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)
you need to take a leaf out of McClusky's book
their albums are called things like
"My pain and sadness is more sad and painful than yours"
and
"the only difference between me and you is that I'm not on fire"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
There was a flickr meme of making album covers
Where the picture was taken from a random pictures page on flickr, the band name from a random wikipedia entry and the album title was from a page of random quotes - take the last 4 or 5 words from the last quote as the title. Worked surprisingly well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Yeah I tried it several times but it turned out far too emo


/
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:47, Reply)
Call it "The Parma Violet Appreciation Society"
- based entirely on a quick glance at your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)
"Parma Violence"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)
I like it somewhat
7/10

EDIT: Already a band named that. Keep trying 4/10
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Not deliberate plagiarism
In hindsight it's a fairly obvious name.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Retaliation
6/10
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)
Kittens Roasting on An Open Fire.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)
Christmas Giro - The Double Dunter

Jigsaw Bitch

No Jacket, No Brain.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:52, Reply)
Stuff the Turkey

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)
Leslie Phillips in a Santa hat on the cover
"Ding-Dong merrily on high"
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Do dark horses dream of Nightmares?
may be stolen from obscure 80's metal band
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:53, Reply)
A muscial tribute to the Purple People Eater Appreciation Society
AKA: The Wonderful sounds of the Colonel and his chums.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Annual Bathtime in The North East
OH YES, I WENT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Oooh, it's good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)
Banter from Dahn Sarf
7/10

(points dropped for not mentioning terraced houses)
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Have you got indoor toilets yet?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Yes, but at the sacrifice of the towns only carpet.

(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Hahahaha
I should point out now that I'm not from Dahn Sarf. I live in the East and I'm from Scotchland. We all wear skirts there so do our business as we're walking about in the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)
The EAST?
Like Norfolk? Or the East like Fahkin Danny Dyer innit dahn the east end with them fahkin mitchew bravaz.
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)
like
Cambridgeshire
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Put the lotion in the bucket

Don't just look at it, eat it.

I have to return some videotapes

That's bone
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Don't Just Look At It, Eat It.
is definately a contender 9/10
(TheColonel, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)
I like that too
how about

"I said suck the motherfucker, you're biting it! Shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Shame you don't have a brass section
Could be "Oh No, Don't Blow!"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:22, Reply)
Bat out of Hull

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

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