I'm tiiiiiiired
And I have to go and work on the enquiry desk
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You LOVE a nice enquiry
you dirty slag.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

You're like that slimey git who pretended to have an enquiry
But tried to chat me up. He THOUGHT I loved his enquiries.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I'm nothing like him
I really care about your feelings and I definitely won't leave before breakfast.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Do you like kittens and tofu?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

If prepared correctly
A kitten and tofu stir-fry can delight the palate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

You proper bastard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Why thankyou
*accepts award*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Boo-hiss to the enquiry desk
Could you make a fort out of books and pretend you're a dragon living in a cave?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)

And...
...only answer in Esperanto.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

That too!
Don't forget to take off your shoes as well and say 'wibble' a lot!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Keep shoes on!
Health and Safety.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I only answer in scouse
That'll learn 'em!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Or put a broom across your lap and pretend you're a man in a boat.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

...or a broken down witch.
(Not meant as an insult.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Do you actually mean a man in a boat
Or a clitoris?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Your clitoris...
...has a broom attachment?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Wore like windscreen wipers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

For wet conditions?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

*bawks*
I wish I'd never started this
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Excellent..
My work here is done.

*swishes cape/knocks over vase*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

The latter I'm afraid.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Fortunately i don't have to go on the Enquiry de4sk any more
They just rang.
So I won't be pretending to be a rower or a clitoris.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

See the difference between your reply and that Al's???
I do spin round repeatedly on the spinny chair. I once got told off for singing Wuthering Heights. I'm so proud of that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

You were too busy agreeing with mine to write any responce

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)

you're a resPONCE

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Hehehe
groovy!

I too enjoy a good spin on a chair. We did have a race around the office once for a bit of Friday Fun which is an official work thing... I was in charge of health and safety for that race... which basically meant I moved one of the fire extinguishers out of the way! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Wow
You should be health & safety officer of the world...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Thanks
maybe I will... maybe I will
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I have an inquiry.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Yeeeesssss..?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Who do you fancy?

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Want a list!?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Condensed please or top three.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Hmmm
Talent's thin ont' ground at the mo.
Joseph Gordon Levitt's often in my thoughts. I thought I liked that Robert Pattinson but I really don't. He has the eyes of a burns victim.
EDIT: Who you lusting after anyway old bean?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I meant B3tans. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Dont beat around the bush
You just wanna know if your feelings are reciprocated don't you?
Course they are!
*honk honk*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Haha!
I never doubted it with you.

There are others on here that I'm not so sure off.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I think every b3tan fancies you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Apart from pyschochomp.
He seems impervious to my awesomeness.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

He's a gay and a girl
You don't wanna go there again
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Joseph Gordon Levitt
is usually in my thoughts too - fnar!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

it's me

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

That's understandable.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Of course it is!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I assume everyone who's ever sent me a gaz fancies me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I hope I've never gazzed you
You're like a gay best friend y'see
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)

You can fancy gay best friends I assume.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Actually, you can fancy anyone you want,
I'm not some sort of facist.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Is that like being racist, but where you judge people's faces?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

For an example,
see how cancer joy has taken against my lovely portait of Al.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

pfft

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I fancied my gay best friend
then I went out with her for a year.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Me too : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Oh my god, it's you isn't it!
*I know it's not, she had giant teeth and a violent streak
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Mine had huge thighs and couldn't decide if she wanted me or not.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Mine wanted me so much she used to sneak in and have a cuppa with my mum
for ages after we finished. Until my dad told her to fuck off out of his house. Go Dad!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

HOLY SHIT!
Did she have breasts???
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Totally
Teenage ones
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

*Phwooaaar*
Etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:26, Reply)

See how you say 'phwoar' on the naughty step
MODGAZZER, where are you???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Under my patio...
Bwa-ha-ha.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Proper bastard...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I prefer 'cad'.
Or bounder.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Those are excellent words
Especially if you have a handlebar moustache.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Quite.
I'll stick to the goatee though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

oh man, I totally fancied my gay best friend too
but he was a guy
so it didn't quite work out that well
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I went through that for about a week when I was 15.
All my mates were going "He's fucking gay!!" and I couldn't see it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

ugh, he had a boyfriend, but one day he kissed me and I was like woah

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I totally sent you a gaz once

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

*smugs*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Have I ever gazzed you?
I can't remember?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Yep,
conclusive proof.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Ahhh
Was it to confess my undying love for you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:36, Reply)

No it was me giving you my number to give to your mate.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Oh yeah
I forgot about that! I have a bad brain.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

that'll be your crack habit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Probably
I love crackers, especially Krackawheat! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)