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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Proof, as if it were ever needed, that drugs are really, really fucking bad.
As this isn't /links, lt's have a question to go with this horrific article. What have you done that you thought would be romantic, but instead made you look like a tool?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:43, 127 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Monty's review:
'Meh'
EDIT: may I just say that I DIDN'T think it would make me look romantic.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)
I can't imagine asking my flatmates to help with something like that =/
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:57, Reply)
through hanging around with some dealers a few years ago. My review of coke in general: meh. I'd never pay for it. It seems so pointless and turns most people into aggressive twats. £20 can go in ten minutes. I know people who blow half their wages every weekend on the stuff. Why?
So, so glad I never got a taste for it.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:03, Reply)
it turns aggressive twats into worse ones, cf. alcohol.
The idea that an otherwise totally sound person has been made into a total cunt by ANY substance is, from experience, utter bollocks. Boring cunts who like the sound of their own voices become worse etc.
It makes me quite quiet.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:08, Reply)
...into adverstising executives or some such loud-mouthed twattery.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:10, Reply)
alcohol does similar. alcohol + coke = fighting fuel, if you're a bit of a nasty bastard to start with, like a lot of people round my way.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:30, Reply)
I've got a big mouth to start with. After a couple of lines I hardly know what I'm saying, but keep saying it, loudly, however inappropriate it is, often pissing people off.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:32, Reply)
Would that others shared your introspection.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)
and maintaining your dignity. In for a penny, etc
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)
It's just a pointless fruitless endevor for me. If I buy gifts that they want(ed), i'm trying to buy their love. If I cook lobster and fois gras, she's just not feelin' peckish right now or I'm calling her fat. If I put on her favorite film, she just can't concentrate and goes to the PC. If I make a mix tape for her car, she just replaced her tape player with a CD Player.
I'm great at coming up with ideas, just the execution is never right, so fuck it.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:56, Reply)
of cocaine not turning someone into a complete wanker?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:03, Reply)
is not evidence that it doesn't turn you into a wanker.
Although I will acknowlege that in each case I shoud have said more of a wanker.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:19, Reply)
and I reckon he was a bit of a wanker. pretty superior and stuff
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:24, Reply)
he goes incognito into an opium den, maybe that's where you got that idea. He injects cocaine in the books - bizarrely, to relax him.
*makes mental note never to score coke in Baker Street*
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:26, Reply)
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:27, Reply)
In fact, in the story where he goes into the opium den, he remarks to Watson (who is suprised to see him there) something along the lines of 'I'll bet you are thinking I have added opium smoking to my list of vices you so very much dispprove of'...
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)
The internets tell me morphine yes, opium no.
Therefore he would have been even more of an insufferable cock than I thought.
OH YEAH, BACK ON TOPIC.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:29, Reply)
namely, the complete sherlock holmes.
I distinctly remember watson complaining about him smoking his pipe with drugs in it
edit: wikipedia would have me believe otherwise, and backs up monty's story.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)
Although I would imagine the opium took the edge off it a bit.
EDIT: Damn you Vipros.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:25, Reply)
if you are going to administer drugs do it properly.
Other incorrect drug taking styles include:
Fucking a bong
Sprinkling Crystal meth into your eyes
Sucking Ketamin out of a horses' cock
Punching E's into you skull
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:12, Reply)
Review - Euphoria mixed with panic.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:15, Reply)
with similar results. By crikey you come up fast...
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)
By the time you've exhaled you're in fucking space.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:20, Reply)
Salvia is similar. Fucker of a headache though.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)
and that only for 30 seconds or so
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:31, Reply)
I have since been informed (by an esteemed colleague on here) that I didn't have the right stuff or a correct dose...
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:33, Reply)
although I shudder to think what a correct does is, as me and a mate boshed about a quarter of an ounce between us after running out of skunk, hash and homegrown late into a party
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)
you must have been smoking just plain leaf. You are actually meant to roll the leaves up and chew them, like a cud for about 30 mins, apparantly results in a much longer lasting high than smoking the extract. I generally smoke the 20x extract, you buy it by the gramme and that should blast you off into hyperspace probably about 15-20 times.
When done properly the dissolution of your ego is immediate, and concepts such as furniture, room etc cease to be relevant. This is what causes the fear in most first time users, as you usually immediately forget you have smoked anything, and are left gasping at the shift in reality.
A wacky way to end the night, and no mistake!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:50, Reply)
to anyone who has previous drug experience, particularly psychedelics, but definitely have a sitter with you, someone to remind you that you have just smoked it and to just go with the flow as opposed to trying to fight it.
The dangerous thing is, because it is legal a lot of people have access to it, and many folk believe because it is legal, then it's gonna be a walk in the park. WRONG. Of all the stuff I have tried, Salvia is in a league of its own in terms of potency and effect. As i say, to think you can be totally normal and straight, smoke a bong full and then immediately forget you have smoked it, is pretty full on.
It will be banned, sooner or later, i have no doubt.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)
is still on the "todo" list. I have tried 2c-i, 2c-e and sid and they were ok except sid which was a fucked up experiance due to it being my first psych experiance, I had taken coke, k, nos, more k, alot more nos, speed, base, and I dropt 2 double tabs...
I went a bit mad with the auditory and viaual loops i got stuck in that went on for hours.
The freekiest part was my ex housemate trying to guide me through it whilst he was dressed as a cross between Marilyn Manson and a slutty secretary.
Good fucking times.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)
...and it felt like I was falling into a vat of treacle.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:36, Reply)
I shall post my reviews on here as I cross them off 'the list'...
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:20, Reply)
And I don't do romantic but still manage to look like a tool at the end of it anyway.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:14, Reply)
Mmmmmm, sensory overload.....
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:18, Reply)
You take the drugs, bang one out whilst crying and screaming the Lords Prayer, listening to Hawkwind and I will use a power drill on Bowie's face and show it on a series of big screen TVs scattered around your room.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:24, Reply)
What a lotta shit!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:36, Reply)
I am something of a 'chemical toilet', you might say, but even I draw the line (ho ho) at that shit.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)
And you keep a very tidy house, but yes it is shit.
I ended up with scabs all over my face and arms where I would spend hours picking at my skin.
A long time ago I might add.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:45, Reply)
It began as a beer with my dinner to celebrate my brothers arrival in town. It slowly degenerated into a sesh of epic proportions and I ended up at a party taking sll sorts of chemicals and acting like a tit.
I got home about lunch time on Sunday and slept all the way through to work at 8am today. Sunday basically never happened!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)
Ephedrine. Adrenaline in tablet form and legal, much better than speed plus there is no come down or shitty feeling afterwards like speed.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)
bodybuilding suppliments. It comes in 20mg tablets and I usually take about 4. I come up about 20 mins later and the effect is rather nice and clean.
It also has a "side effect" that it helps other drugs get your system easier. My friend accidentally took some k whilst on 2 tablets of EPH and was gone for ages 2-3 hours longer than normal. I used 5 tablets and took a huge line of k, it lasted fucking hours, still tripping hard after 4 hours!, and was one of the most intense things I have experienced.
Speed, base and coke just make me tired. Although I have never had coke below 80%
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:10, Reply)
Great stuff
www.simplyephedrine.com/
Edit - in case a friend wants to buy some.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Fucking hell your nervous system is fucked up, dude....
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)
I had a large pill case full of the stuff and just felt tired still. The only thing in speed that keeps me going is the glucose it is mixed with but it has to be a 1:1 mixture and I need alot of it.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)
I'll just live vicariously through you lot.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:45, Reply)
I understand her position, but in the words of Darth Vader, 'it is too late for me, son'....
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:50, Reply)
...how old is your sister.
*raises eyebrows/brings chair nearer*
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)
...hopefully your mind was not working in the same way as mine was.
Or are you from The Forest of Dean?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Some people can hack them and some people end up ruining their lives with them. Your better off not knowing which one you'll be.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)
May as well stick to my own brand of crazy...
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)
drugs. Not my cup o' tea... I think they would disagree with me.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)
...with drugs...
listen to yourself, you sound like a mental!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)
Sleepy and skint but otherwise okay! :D
I got a confusing email from my bank about my overdraft and when I went back to read it properly it had disappeared. I couldn't work out whether they were planning on charging people when they go over their arranged overdraft or if they were planning on charging people who dip into their arranged overdraft - hurty-brain-mode-engaged!?
How are you?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)
that's pretty weird.
I'm ok. got some work to do which is nice. going to a gig tonight which should be good.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)
Oooooh a gig, are you playing or viewing?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:29, Reply)
viewing, which makes a nice change. played one on friday night which was good fun
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)
...it's a quick knee-trembler in the back garden of life.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)
insufferable cunts who sit around talking at 1,000mph about fuck-all, swinging their heads up and down in agreement about fuck-all in a way that would make Angus Young jealous of their head banging.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)
Now it could be that my mates in the past were idiots and the druhgz just amplified this.
But even if that's the case, I'm enough of a pillock when I'm drunk, so I'll stay as I am.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)
I think my friends were idiots before they were on drugs, they started taking them because they thought it was a 'cool' thing to do... fools.
I am also bad enough on the booze, I'll stick to what I know!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)
drugs amplify your personality in certain ways, depending on the drugs.
Fortunately I am well rounded, good-natured and passive, and as such suffer from no problems :-D
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)
The people I knew that took coke turned into the biggest twats, it was mainly the mood swings that annoyed me, you never knew where you stood.
Hehehe you seem well rounded enough, but then you are only PIXELS ON A SCREEN TO MEEEEEEEE! :D
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)
*gazzes mods*
I haven't really done many drugs, I've taken shrooms a few times, and some mild acid. Smoked a lot of draw, and done a few pills, but not much more than that.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Sorry! :D
I've only done pot once and it wasn't for me. I'd never try anything else because its just too scary. If you have a dad thats a copper you hear all sorts of horror stories and you learn from other peoples mistakes.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)
the other stuff was fun, particularly some of the mushroom experiences. The best thing about it though was the near endless capacity it gave me for booze and pot.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Everyone else is more than entitled to fuck their shit up in all manner of different ways, it just ain't my bag baby.
I've seen what drugs has done to good friends of mine and that's more than enough for me, I don't need to try it myself to see what would happen.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)
But probably best not at the same time.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)
is my next thing to have fun with as I havent had any for months.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:44, Reply)
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